Media TITO QUOTE DATABASE

[PaulieVegas27]

"Come January 21, Chael's gonna feel what Tito Ortiz feels like."

Gross.

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

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[GordoBarraBJJ]

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[Zyklon R]

Am I the only one that thinks the things Tito says actually make sense

 

[DougieJones]

I forgot about "He embarrassed me on my birthday" lmao

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

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[tasticles]

Am I the only one that thinks the things Tito says actually make sense

His baseline intelligence wasn't great, and then he added a lot of brain damage from a career spanning over 20 years.

 

[Deleted member 609094]

I asked AI to make a song about the legend Tito Ortiz.

(Verse 1)
From Huntington Beach, a lion arose,
With power and fury, he struck mighty blows.
"The Huntington Beach Bad Boy," they shouted his name,
Entering the cage, to play his own game.
Muscles were bulging, a neck thick and strong,
He came to conquer, where he truly belonged.
(Chorus)
Tito! Tito! The crowd would all roar,
He'd step in the octagon, ready for war.
With takedowns and ground and pound, a relentless attack,
Leaving opponents flat on their back.
A champion's spirit, a will hard to break,
For the belt and the glory, the sacrifices he'd make.
(Verse 2)
Against Wanderlei Silva, a rivalry burned bright,
Two forces colliding with all of their might.
Chuck Liddell he faced, in battles so grand,
Legends colliding, throughout the whole land.
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, another tough test,
Tito stepped forward, and gave it his best.
(Chorus)
Tito! Tito! The crowd would all roar,
He'd step in the octagon, ready for war.
With takedowns and ground and pound, a relentless attack,
Leaving opponents flat on their back.
A champion's spirit, a will hard to break,
For the belt and the glory, the sacrifices he'd make.
(Bridge)
Through injuries and setbacks, he always came back,
A fighter's resilience, there was nothing he lacked.
He spoke his own mind, sometimes brash and so bold,
A character etched, in stories untold.
(Chorus)
Tito! Tito! The crowd would all roar,
He'd step in the octagon, ready for war.
With takedowns and ground and pound, a relentless attack,
Leaving opponents flat on their back.
A champion's spirit, a will hard to break,
For the belt and the glory, the sacrifices he'd make.
(Outro)
So raise up a glass, let the memories flow,
For the Huntington Beach Bad Boy, puttin' on a show.
Tito Ortiz, a name we all know,
A legend of MMA, watch his highlight reel glow.

AI?
Sounds like it was a 10 year old's first lyrics

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

"number is just an age" tito "Aristotle" ortiz

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[GordoBarraBJJ]

"cease and assist" tito "Aristotle" ortiz

"boxing is checkers and mma is chest"

 

[DiazSlap]

“First of all, there never was no marriage…you are a punk dude” ~ Titi

 

[VAfan]

even with all his marbles in the mouth moments, the cracked skull thing was still the best. i laughed out loud when he started going on about that, just sounded completely insane.

 

[DiazSlap]

even with all his marbles in the mouth moments, the cracked skull thing was still the best. i laughed out loud when he started going on about that, just sounded completely insane.

How can that beat Titi telling Fedor how Fedor was feeling right now and calling him buddy?

 

[AL-Tappo McSnappo]

The triple DDD from Tito lol

 

[DiazSlap]

Bump to keep this thread alive…

 

[DiazSlap]

Tell another jackal story Tito….



zzzzzzz

 

[Fire Belly]

Tito fought Chael in 2017... what the fuck? Swear it wasn't that long ago

 

[ShinkanPo]

Did he ever fought Marcus Manifold? The bringer of Communism?