Tito Ortiz - Wordsmith

[TheScorpionDude]

No explanation needed. Enjoy

 

[ButtNeedle]

My all time favorite tito-ism was when he was commentating a strike force event and said something like 'this is what it would look like if you were a bird'


I died and went to heaven for a full minute

 

[TheScorpionDude]

My all time favorite tito-ism was when he was commentating a strike force event and said something like 'this is what it would look like if you were a bird'


I died and went to heaven for a full minute

I miss the old compilation. That one had more quotes from his Strikeforce days. I guess he reported it or some shit and they took it down.

Tito is a gem

 

[ButtNeedle]

Oh man, just watched all of it. Chuck's face was hilarious. He looked like 'whats happening right now? Is this my cte or Tito's cte??

 

[TheScorpionDude]

Oh man, just watched all of it. Chuck's face was hilarious. He looked like 'whats happening right now? Is this my cte or Tito's cte??

I'm only 43 years old... I'm an old mature... I mean I matured old... um... I mean... very fast!

 

[ButtNeedle]

I'm dying this is great. A plus post

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Tito bless

 

[TheJohnnyWalkerEra]

These threads appear a few times a month but they never get old lmao

 

[Hellowhosthat]

 

[DabraKajitsu]

Tito should really hurry up and finish that jackal story! I'm really interested plus he should go do some motivational podcast!

 

[Maroli]

By far Tito's best quote was in Affliction (word for word):

"Well here we are with a br.. S'raldo Babalu you did an awesome job so what you're a blackbelt in juijitsu gettin' a awesome submission there. I wanna tell me, what you see, lets go ahead and see it by the fight, what you saw, in the ring" - Tito Ortiz

 

[sonhow]

You fans tune in. I never let you down until now.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

By far Tito's best quote was in Affliction (word for word):

"Well here we are with a br.. S'raldo Babalu you did an awesome job so what you're a blackbelt in juijitsu gettin' a awesome submission there. I wanna tell me, what you see, lets go ahead and see it by the fight, what you saw, in the ring" - Tito Ortiz

You certainly are the greatest Light Heavyweight.......of the night

Some nice low key shade, but completely unintentional of course

 

[TheAmericanGazelle]

"My father is 80 years old. My grandfather is 100 years old. I'm in great shape"

-Poet Laureate Tito Ortiz

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

PFFT THE GUY CANT EVEN PUT A SENTENCE TOGETHER. He's reaching for those grapes man, he's trying to make his wine. And that wine is starting to sound like. Like a violin. With all that cheese and wine.

...

We will see, November 24th

 

[ButtNeedle]

Too bad none of this is by design. He'd be on Andy Kaufman's level

 

[Versez]

 

[jeskola]

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Remember when you welched on your promise to leave sherdog forever if Big Ank beats Poatan?

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/...y-night-i-will-leave-sherdog-forever.4353636/

 

[Tatra]

hahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha

 

[Versez]

hahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha

Dude Ortiz makes me think about @Contempt saying he hasn’t done nasty things at the gay club but is there every weekend …