Tito Ortiz wants to become a Cop, “Cops are the good guys”

[MIKOM]

Good luck understanding your rights when Tito reads them to you.

 

[Buckeye8705]

Could you imagine him reading you your miranda rights...

 

[HHJ]

He better not rest his head on anyones neck!

I cant breathe!
"Let me tell ya how ya feeling right now"

 

[HHJ]

Tito will be out there on the beat 14 days a week,he'd be unstoppable

10/10 would not participate in this riot.

 

[HHJ]

"I was out there policing with a fractured skull"

SPINAL

 

[ocfightfan]

Then we are all truly fucked.

 

[HHJ]

I read tito's book. The dude had a HARD upbringing,and didnt have much education.


But BY GOD that aint gonna stop him from public speaking,which miraculously people still keep asking him to do.

 

[HHJ]

Tito should join the SWAT team,and headbutt the front doors.






















With his head.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Right now is the worst time to want to be a cop. And the irony is, a lot of people think cops are the bad guys right now. lol

Tito never fails to dissapoint.

 

[C0NCH3TO]

Lmao come on guys.... most cops barely graduated from highschool and have horrible social skills. You don’t need a neurosurgeon’s brain for that. Tito could do the job.

 

[Moscardino]

Every case he takes in would be thrown out because he'd read you your rights like they were a Dr Suess novel.

 

[ThulsaDooom]

Fuck it, why not. Tito would want to show his bad ass skills by locking in a submission instead of spilling some poor soul's brain all over the sidewalk.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Every now and then Tito does something that makes me re-evaluate my opinion of him.

what a delightfully ambiguous statement

 

[Dzzz]

Well I think vast majority of cops are great and do a great job on a daily basis, as long as they partner Tito up with someone who knows what they're doing he should be alrite. The real issue is the mafia group known as the police union.