Elections Tito Ortiz is the new Huntington Beach City Council **6/2/21: Tito resigns**

[wheel2wheel]

That's fast, for a political career.

 

[HaulParris]

That's fast, for a political career.

Mayor Pro tem was the wrong weight class for him! He needs go bulk up and fight in the comptroller caregory. With 6 months of Zoom training, he'll be comptroller GOAT.

 

[TSexy]

Tito will be president of the United Steaks in 2028

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

Surprised he didn't include bulging disc and cracked skull as reasons for his resignation.

Technically he did, a cracked skull might be the cause of his retardation.

 

[Ares Black]

Another great politician drubbed out by the American left. This country better wake the fuck up to what’s going on — we’re close to becoming a commie country, with antifa in the street and BLM. The Robert Owen’s of the world wanted Tito out and succeeded. We used to have freedom.

This is some finely crafted satire.
Excellent work!

 

[TheChance]

Surprised he didn't include bulging disc and cracked skull as reasons for his resignation.

Leaks and character assassination are the politicians version of a bulging disc and a cracked skull

 

[listrahtes]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/sports...d-controversial-time-in-office-030824932.html

Short article, but full of choice quotes like:

"The UFC Hall of Famer cited leaks at City Hall and character assassination by the media as the reasons for his resignation, though it’s not quite clear what he is referring to."

"Ortiz also filed for unemployment on Feb. 20, though he was still in office and being paid for that part-time position. Ortiz owns two businesses in town and a $4 million home, per the report. Huntington Beach Mayor Kim Carr believes that Ortiz may have committed fraud with this claim."

Wow a millionaire filing for unemployment even while still on a payroll. Fuck Ortiz.

 

[Goodfella86]

He had a great run.

 

[modulus]

So, Tito may have committed fraud filing for unemployment while still in office being paid - the nerve of this idiot. He wasn't a juice head like Chael, but definitely is another corrupt Republican like Chael.

Maybe the two of them should run for the White House if Trump gets tossed in jail for some of his crimes - the party of two faced rats. The advantage Tito has for the Right Wing fascist out there is he's supremely stupid and buys into insane conspiracy theories - a very promising start for as conservative as law breaking idiot (truly the best fascist flavor of the last 4 years at a minimum).

 

[Lethal_Striker]

Tito will be president of the United Steaks in 2028

I think that Republicans would vote for Tito just out of spite so that The Donald will no longer be considered the worst President ever.

 

[FabiaFanKNOWBody]

About fucking time

 

[Dave Poodle]

Does this count as a submission loss?

 

[Баса́ев]

As my mom always says, "what sort of person would ever want to be a politician?"

A psychopath.

Your mom is a smart woman

Tell her I said hi

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Political duties were interfering with actually training six days a week. Five days and three days a week. One of those 3 days, two days a week. So, 12 days a week I need training.

Spoiler

 

[HaulParris]

Does this count as a submission loss?

I think so - people were taking jabs on him online and during the city council meetings, and he tapped out.

 

[calavera2]

 

[MCS]

Undisclosed sources posted the following comment:

"My head needs oxygyeen and with masks I get none. Covid controls my Huntington population. Skaters made a fuss at my playing ground so had to exercisse my opinion to intervene. They gave me judgement but I gave them Punishment"

- Mayor Pro Tem Tito

 

[OverhandLoop]

God, this guy is a gem. Just unintentional, potato-headed comedy every second of his life.

 

[Chael_Sonnen]

Makes sense

There’s a lot of unhinged, leftist anti trump psychos I could see fucking with him.

 

[Brutus.......]

I don’t know why, but I’ve always enjoyed Tito’s antics, as accidentally stupid and inadvertently hilarious as they often were.

I think he honestly thought he could make a difference. Hope to see him back somewhere.