Tito Ortiz being surprisingly verbose

[WoozyFailGuy]

Might not be too threadworthy, but we have dozens of threads where Tito sounds like possibly the most retarded individual in existence.
Here, talking about Poatan, is possibly the clearest minute Tito has ever spoken.

 

[DougieJones]

Even at his best it's kind of hard to follow


Tito bless

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Might not be too threadworthy, but we have dozens of threads where Tito sounds like possibly the most retarded individual in existence.
Here, talking about Poatan, is possibly the clearest minute Tito has ever spoken.

It looks like Tito was squeezing his sphincter as hard as possible so his brain cells didn't leave his ass before they conjure up a semi coherent 30 second answer

 

[Siver!]

Might not be too threadworthy, but we have dozens of threads where Tito sounds like possibly the most retarded individual in existence.
Here, talking about Poatan, is possibly the clearest minute Tito has ever spoken.

Isn't 'verbose' generically a bad thing?

Did you mean that, or more like 'eloquent'?

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Even at his best it's kind of hard to follow


Tito bless

Never let em know your next move lol

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[robby71]

Yeah, I noticed that too. He actually sounds pretty clear here, which is rare for him.

 

[joy2day]

It looks like Tito was squeezing his sphincter as hard as possible so his brain cells didn't leave his ass before they conjure up a semi coherent 30 second answer

Tito definitely ate his Cheerios that morning. I haven't seen him go that long without a synapse disconnection in years.

It was almost jarring to hear, it's like, wait, did I just hear Tito make a commentary that actually connected and made sense?

I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[muaytao]

reverse CTE

 

[bng]

100 years later people will learn that Tito was an actual genius and just fooled everyone

 

[ocfightfan]

100 years later people will learn that Tito was an actual genius and just fooled everyone

 

[Asslessman]

Tito definitely put his mouth where his words were. His grapes were really sounding like a violin, with that cheese and wine.

 

[kingmob6]

Tito is getting smarter. He is going to get his Huntington Beach Presidency Back!

 

[SamuraiBro]

I know it’s CTE and him being stupid. However Tito does across as someone who is anxious when he speaks. It explains a lot of his word salads and fumbles. Add in CTE and there you have it.

 

[wufabufa]

Tito definitely ate his Cheerios that morning. I haven't seen him go that long without a synapse disconnection in years.

It was almost jarring to hear, it's like, wait, did I just hear Tito make a commentary that actually connected and made sense?

I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.

My clock is broken six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, it will be right three days a week. One of those days it will be broken two days of the week. So, six days a week my clock will be right.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Isn't 'verbose' generically a bad thing?

Did you mean that, or more like 'eloquent'?

At first I wrote eloquent but seeing it next to Tito's name just felt...wrong...

 

[Siver!]

At first I wrote eloquent but seeing it next to Tito's name just felt...wrong...

Yeah, to be fair... I can see that lmao

 

[dipstickjimmy]

I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I believe the phrase as quoted by Tito is " A broken clock finds a squirrels nuts twice per day all day and 4 times a day 6 days a week and 6 times a day the other 4 days a week."

 

[Thepaintbucket]

What a horrible thing to witness. MMA is a cruel sport man. Getting outboxed and laid out by Tito of all people

 

[Roop Holstry]

It’s clearly AI