Tinder date stole my sunglasses.

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  1. Hearse Lightning

    Hearse Lightning Not an Uber

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    I met a girl from Tinder at a bar last night. We ended up have teh sex in her car. I realized on my drive home that I left my expensive sunglasses in her car. I texted her today and she isn't responding at all. Do I write them off as gone and move on? I saw a story like a year ago where this happened to a guy and he texted her non stop for like a year asking for them back.
     
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  2. Squint Eastwood

    Squint Eastwood DESERVE

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    You sure it wasn't Blinder?
     
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  3. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    Prob didn’t lay the pipe the right way.


    That or she’s just cheap and needed some shades.
     
  4. IloveTHIS

    IloveTHIS Silver Belt

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    Maybe she is just ashamed to have slept with you and wants to pretend it never happened
     
  5. Hearse Lightning

    Hearse Lightning Not an Uber

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    Probably didn't but that's no reason to rob a man of his shades.
     
  6. Hearse Lightning

    Hearse Lightning Not an Uber

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    Probably is but that's no reason to rob a man of his shades.
     
  7. Dirt Road Soldier

    Dirt Road Soldier Salt the flesh! Fuck the wound!

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    Theyre sunglesses. Buy a new pair and move on.
     
  8. LEWIS540

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    So you did the old "I forgot my sunglasses" trick, but it failed?

    That's what you get for wearing sunglasses at night, I guess.

    Start a gofundme to get them replaced, imo.
     
  9. Uptown Swinger

    Uptown Swinger --⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆- ✡ -⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆--

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    In a van with yo bitch wIt both hands on her tits!
    Your sunglasses probably look better on him anyway.
     
  10. nostradumbass

    nostradumbass Gold Belt

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    Just walk away. It's an unwritten rule that you don't contact tinder smashes after the "encounter". I left some shit in a girl's car once and texted her to get it back and she didn't go away for over a year.
     
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  11. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

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    I disagree. I always steal stuff from girls who don’t bang me the right way. That’s where I got all my ice cube trays from
     
  12. Johnson

    Johnson Green Belt Platinum Member

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    Leave the glasses. I lost a hat one time when this woman was blowing me and said eff it.


    True story: Me and Greg were leaving a steakhouse when a guy approached us asking if we would want to bone his girl. We were ripped enough to agree and we got into his Escalade and she proceeded to blow him while I fingered her pussy. She then flipped and blew me and he fingered her. Her husband or boyfriend or whatever sat there and jerked off while she did this. This was weird as hell and I’ve only had this happen that one time.
     
  13. Cubo de Sangre

    Cubo de Sangre President of the War Room

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    "Stole" doesn't sound quite right.
     
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    You’ll be hearing from the police soon.
     
  15. OMGstreetfight

    OMGstreetfight Fred Loya Insurance shill

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    From here it looks like you left it so youd have to come back. Like a George Costanza type thing.



    Let em go and do an inventory of your personal belongings before you leave next time.
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Lmao they're gone forever
     
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    move on bro, the tinder hoes dont come back
     
  19. Kardashians

    Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    I wear my sunglasses at night
    So I can so I can
    Keep track of the visions in my eyes
     
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  20. KILL KILL

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    Well that was random. Was she wearing sunglasses?
     
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