Throw out the worst excuses you know!

[dapunisher]

im currently dealing with a severe bout of anal leakage.

 

[Jimmy Cerra]

My most used excuse is: "Man, you're mom wore me out more that I thought last night."

From there things usually don't get any better for me.

Your mom is a judoka and wrestled in high school? :icon_twis

 

[Sherddog]

"my dick is too sore, i must have met your sisiter yesterday"

 

[Jitsuman]

I have an erection.

 

[krait]

"I think the last guy I sparred with cracked one of my ribs" oh wait that one was true. He actually did crack one of my ribs. Hell even I though I was being a pussy for using that one till I got xrayed.

 

[belikechris]

"yeah you won...but you only used your strenght"...as if it s my fault that he was week

 

[Soulfly]

How come no one congratulates the other person on their submission?

 

[Jimmy Cerra]

How come no one congratulates the other person on their submission?

I do; but this thread is about excuses you heard or used.

 

[wingelefoot]

haha, no one can use the "use technique and not strength" excuse on me cause everyone in my club is stronger than me

 

[NJCarder]

Heres a few...You only won cause you know all of those moves, if i was as big as you i'd beat you, i have a headache, im too tired, baby we just finished. all of those are from my girlfriend...hahahaha

 

[Jitsuman]

if I didn't have arms, there'd be no way you could arm-bar me.

cheap bastard, lick my balls.

 

[IMP]

"I thought the instructor had said something"

 

[genkisudo69]

haha funny thread,