Thor vs. Superman - Who wins?

[Takes Two To Tango]

Battle of Marvel vs. DC.

Who takes this in a fight?

Superman's Advantages:

Speed: Superman is significantly faster, allowing him to land countless blows before Thor can react.

Raw Strength: Often depicted with superior physical strength and durability.

Versatility: Heat vision, freeze breath, super-senses, flight.

Thor's Advantages:

Magic: A major advantage as Superman is vulnerable to magic, and Thor's powers are magical in nature.

Weapons: Mjolnir/Stormbreaker allow for energy projection, weather control, and immense striking power.

Experience: Thousands of years of combat experience.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Supes weakness is magic. Thor is magical.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Prime Joker beats both on the same night.

 

[Strychnine]

Prime Joker beats both on the same night.

Fun fact: Ceasar Romero had a full mustache during his time as The Joker. He wasn't shaving squat!

 

[Kal-El]

In my unbiased opinion. The GOAT finishes it after a tough battle after ensuring the safety of everyone else around him first.

"You're much stronger than you think you are, trust me" Superman.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Superman in MCU.

Thor in the older Marvel comics

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

Supes uses Thor as a flesh-light.

This isn't a close one.

 

[Via Heeto]

what about Hawkeye?

 

[cincymma79]

magic doesn’t hurt superman, it means you can hurt him. just like a skyscraper isn’t immune to a paper plane. the strength and speed gap is too much. thor will land painful shots if they fight in character and superman tris to talk to him. if thy go all out, its a stomping

 

[Fedorgasm]

When Superman fought Shazam or Captain marvel or whatever his name is, the way Shazam won was by hitting Superman with lightning.

Thor could do that all day.

Both characters are lame though. With Superman being the worst of the two.

 

[clutchCAT420]

Anything Marvel doesnt stand a chance vs D.C.

The mouse can have gay hulk and girl thor..

 

[Batjester]

Supes weakness is magic. Thor is magical.

This. Plus, all Thor needs is a green rock.

 

[Tone C]

what about Hawkeye?

Come on , play fair , that's not even a contest.


Hawkeye wins against both at the same time.

 

[DanSavage]

Prime Joker beats both on the same night.

 

[KnightTemplar]

The true GOAT beats them both into living death at the same time.

 

[ssBaldy]

Depends on who's plot armor is thicker.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

The true GOAT beats them both into living death at the same time.

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Is this the Seattle/modern audience version of Squirrel Girl?

 

[Contempt]

what about Hawkeye?

Oh come on, Browneye isn't even close to the same league here...

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Oh come on, Browneye isn't even close to the same league here...

You're right... he's far above