Things you spend money on that would make an Ethiopian rage

[Fedorgasm]

I think the fact that my car has it's own special room, that is bigger and nicer than his family home, would make an Ethiopian rage.


And I don't know if Ethiopians are the poorest people in the world, so feel free to substitute in another country's poor.

 

[kahiljabroni]

Humble brag about having a garage

 

[BisexualMMA]

Well, I just signed up for Weight Watchers...

 

[CutStryker]

I dont know about all that but let me tell ya! If you don’t accept or pick up off the ground a cent or 2, you’re too Americanized.

What I mean by that is, take a Ethiopian immigrant for example. If he/she comes over to America and sees a penny or two lying on the ground they’re going to pick that up because hey, they don’t have a million dollars yet do they? Nope and neither do you or I. That’s when I go through the drive-thru and my change is a penny, they ask; do you want your change? Yup!!!

 

[VinnieVincent]

Condoms

 

[BEATDOWNS]

My cat gets to eat a can of tuna once a week

 

[Zer]

I'm Ethiopian and I ain't even mad

 

[Fedorgasm]

How bout tap water?

They have to walk 2 miles to get a bucket of water that's probably filthy. Then they watch us going, "this water is clean enough to drink, but I shower with it. Sometimes multiple times per day. Basically any time I sweat at all. And I also complain if it's not hot enough."

 

[lsa]

TS sounds almost as poor as @Clippy

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

African coworker sent his PS4 to africa when there are perfectly good coworkers who need that PS4. Like me.

But he was from Senegal not ethiopia

 

[lsa]

How bout tap water?

They have to walk 2 miles to get a bucket of water that's probably filthy. Then they watch us going, "this water is clean enough to drink, but I shower with it. Sometimes multiple times per day. Basically any time I sweat at all. And I also complain if it's not hot enough."

Let me blow your mind

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/feat...ng-ethiopia-into-a-giant-fast-fashion-factory

I know the Chines has been scaling back their investments in Ethiopia lately but still.

 

[tmnpothead]

Child support

 

[Fedorgasm]

Let me blow your mind

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/feat...ng-ethiopia-into-a-giant-fast-fashion-factory

I know the Chines has been scaling back their investments in Ethiopia lately but still.

Fine. Make it Uganda then.

 

[Sonnyboi83]

water theme park

 

[DragRacer]

I spend money on video footage of Ethiopians carrying buckets of dirty water, which I emphatically fap to while taking an hour long shower.

 

[Nihongi]

Condoms

 

[HIMBOB]

I dont know about all that but let me tell ya! If you don’t accept or pick up off the ground a cent or 2, you’re too Americanized.

What I mean by that is, take a Ethiopian immigrant for example. If he/she comes over to America and sees a penny or two lying on the ground they’re going to pick that up because hey, they don’t have a million dollars yet do they? Nope and neither do you or I. That’s when I go through the drive-thru and my change is a penny, they ask; do you want your change? Yup!!!

Picking up a 5c piece is about $90 per hour.
1c piece about $18ph.
If it's at your feet.

 

[Beer tastes awful]

White hookers

 

[bushman505]

Food

Water

 

[Brom Bones]

Whores. Wait, let me think...

Yeah, probably whores.