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Things that happen to you when you were younger that dont anymore

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I was thinking about this recently. By recently I mean right now.

- I used to fall out of bed when I was sleeping. Last time I was around a teenager but I think it might've happened again when i was a bit older. Cant remember for sure.

- Soap and shampoo burning my eyes in the shower. When I was a kid it was really bad. Now it never happens. I guess its probably because I'm conditioned to close my eyes in the shower when washing now.

- trying to pee in the trashcan after waking up in a daze. I cant be the only one who ever did this. Though I think I only ever did it once.

any others?
 
I had to come back and save the forum from your faded polls. If I have to vote in another "80s vs" movie poll I'm gonna punch a senior citizen.

Also come on you never pissed in a trashcan?

you told me you always loved my poll, what gives?

And no I have never peed in a trash can

I have peed in a sink, in the shower, on a fan at high speed and your mama but never a trash can
 
I can vividly remember waking up in one location and then blinking my eyes and being at another location. Like, I'd wake up my cottage, and then blink and be at home. This happened multiple times. I figure it was some weird childhood dream brain shit. That, or there was a glitch in the Matrix...
 
shampoo once burned me so hard as a kid that it left a tiny reddish mark on my eye. still got it. at least i didn't go blind
 
Having a babysitter that would just let me play Duke Nukem on his computer 5 hours straight on god mode.

Waiting 5 minutes for the computer to start up.

Landline phones.

Knocking on friends doors.

Putting my dick against hot tub jets.
 
I was thinking about this recently. By recently I mean right now.

- I used to fall out of bed when I was sleeping. Last time I was around a teenager but I think it might've happened again when i was a bit older. Cant remember for sure.

- Soap and shampoo burning my eyes in the shower. When I was a kid it was really bad. Now it never happens. I guess its probably because I'm conditioned to close my eyes in the shower when washing now.

- trying to pee in the trashcan after waking up in a daze. I cant be the only one who ever did this. Though I think I only ever did it once.

any others?
Finding porn mags in my older brothers drawer.....never happens nowadays.
Probably because we don't live together, but Im sure he still has that Samantha Foxx 1986 Playboy the cunt lol.
 
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