Things fellow Sherbros don't know about you....

[evergreenrider]

Nice try FBI

 

[Osculater]

I've helped put two satellites in space.

I helped with MUOS 1 and 2. I got to go in the clean room with the white coat and all that jazz.
I also got to sign a metal plate on the launch vehicle that gets ejected and is burned up on re-entry. When I play Two Truths and a Lie, I sometimes make the lie that my autograph is orbiting earth. When in reality it fell back to earth and burned up.

I have an old iphone that I need to find the old 9-pin charger to extract photos of us loading it up.

MUOS: Satellite Communications System

Lockheed Martin's MUOS revolutionizes satellite communications (SATCOM) with secure, ultra-high frequency (UHF) technology for the U.S. Navy's mobile forces.

www.lockheedmartin.com

 

[Osculater]

I was in the news once.

I punched a girl in the 3rd grade who bit me.

I was putting gas in the lawnmower in our little carport shed when the fumes caught the water heater flame and I was caught in a massive fire. People playing with fire cause me extreme anxiety. I have punched people who insist on using aerosol cans to make flamethrowers around me.

My nostrils are different diameters.

 

[Other]

My name really isn't AFanNotAFighter. What a coincidence!

 

[Trabaho]

I sometimes turn on ASMR....

 

[ricc505]

I'm Batman

 

[Slapjit]

Many they was not know this, but I was not actually been Canadan. I was simply support on Our Brothers and Sisters of the North, so typically speaking in one their dialect. Original, was been having come from village in northern province of Korea

Unironically I was in love with the Global Phenomenon of #PowerSlap moreso than MMAs

I also give up on delivery #PotatoTaffy to market for pursuit battle career in slap, though Dana he was not calling me yet



Sorry if my English was no so good ahaha

 

[Sara]

My real name isnt Pete or Petey or Peter or Pedro or anything even close, it doesnt even start with a P

What?! This is like when I found out cool hand Luke’s real name wasn’t Luke all over again

 

[ThaiSexPills]

I’m actually really handsome and modest in real life. I’m one of the most modest people to ever walk the face of the earth tbh

It also just dawned on me that since I get paid to play hockey, technically I am a professional hockey player.

 

[SalvadorAllende]

I've helped put two satellites in space.

I helped with MUOS 1 and 2. I got to go in the clean room with the white coat and all that jazz.
I also got to sign a metal plate on the launch vehicle that gets ejected and is burned up on re-entry. When I play Two Truths and a Lie, I sometimes make the lie that my autograph is orbiting earth. When in reality it fell back to earth and burned up.

I have an old iphone that I need to find the old 9-pin charger to extract photos of us loading it up.

MUOS: Satellite Communications System

Lockheed Martin's MUOS revolutionizes satellite communications (SATCOM) with secure, ultra-high frequency (UHF) technology for the U.S. Navy's mobile forces.

www.lockheedmartin.com

That is pretty cool bro

 

[SalvadorAllende]

I competed in maths when I was a kid. I won like 3 or 4 tests and lost in the national semi final. I think I studied maybe 20 minutes total.
I honestly think I could have won the entire thing at least in my country but I was the laziest kid you can meet.

I dumbed down my self down with sports, heavy metal and some alcohol during my teenage days. But at least I learned how not to be socially retarded.

 

[Satur9]

Personally saved 5 lives. Actual moribund status, not just a semi-close call. 5 people, guaranteed dead if there was no intervention.

 

[Sonny Qc]

My dick in on a thot Onlyfans.
Fucked her while she was on her period....

(no it's not a fetish of mine, didn't knew she had a Onlyfans and posted it)

 

[Sonny Qc]

My real name isnt Pete or Petey or Peter or Pedro or anything even close, it doesnt even start with a P

Hector?

 

[Grok]

I'm as nasty as I wanna be

 

[RichardHarrow]

I'm Spartacus.

I’m the papi!

 

[IDGETKTFO]

My real name isnt Pete or Petey or Peter or Pedro or anything even close, it doesnt even start with a P

It starts with a B

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Here is something that sherdog doesn't know about me. I have never been Knocked out.

 

[Other]

I'm as nasty as I wanna be

 

[Fedorgasm]

I'm probably the only person on earth that believes that CPAP machines are bad for you and do more harm than good.

But someday years from now there will be a study and maybe big class action lawsuit and you'll all say, "hmm, that one dude on sherdog was right"