Things fellow Sherbros don't know about you....

[Wrath of Foamy]

I'm Spartacus.

I'm Spartacus.

 

[NoSmilez]

I almost got in trouble in the first grade for doing this

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I'll start.

This is my second account. My first account got the perma ban for "fighter bashing". What did I do, I claimed Chris Cyborg was on steroids... long before it was confirmed.

Rules are rules.

I'm not actually 6'5''.

Spoiler

I'm only 6'4.75''

My original Sherdog account dated back to 2007, but I never posted from it

 

[Meatspin]

I don't have an appendage to spin. Sorry to disappoint.

 

[kimocomplex]

I'm Only Here For The Attachments ;-)

 

[SurferH2O]

I met Frank Sinatra when I was 7 years old. My grandfather was in charge of his home security for a decade in Rancho Mirage, CA (Palm Springs). Apparently, I own Frank's ice bucket, but I have to go to my Dad's widow's place in Florida to pick it up someday along with a lot of my Dad's other stuff.

 

[lsa]

I cant read

 

[Spam On Rye]

I haven't owned a TV in 30 years.

 

[Batjester]

I'm not a kind anymore, bruh

Not a kind of what? Bear?

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

This is my fourth Sherdog account. My first one I had from August 2006 to April 2007. I got banned for calling the mods the “fun police”. It was named Tbonetron and it’s been banned so long it only shows up in old threads like “I met BJ Penn at the airport” as simply “Deleted User” or something.

My second account @Tbonetron2.0** got banned in 2014 for a comment I made in the thread about the guy whose wife kicked their dog. I won’t repeat the comment, but I stand by my position that the banning was unjust after numerous other posters told the TS to assault or even murder his wife. C’est la vie I guess.

My third account @Basil** got banned after a mod realized I was a previously banned poster I guess.

My current account was also banned by @Cool Hand Luke as I was once again discovered as being a previously banned poster, but during the great Sherdog reset of December 2015 when they brought in the like system somehow my ban got undone by some glitch in the system and I was able to sneak back in.

I’ve been trying to fly straight ever since.

 

[SmoothPies]

I'm not actually 6'5''.

Spoiler

I'm only 6'4.75''

My original Sherdog account dated back to 2007, but I never posted from it

Appreciate the honesty, but MODS - this height calls for an immediate ban. If he gets in, are we going to start letting 6'1 manlets in as well?

 

[Osculater]

Not a kind of what? Bear?

Cub

 

[Other]

That is seriously cool.

When/if I find the charger I need I'll provide receipts with pics.

The clean room part was the coolest. The process of getting ready to go into the clean room was intense. It was like an assembly line with fans, de-ionizing lamps, sticky mats to walk on and a faraday cage to place watches and cell phones and whatnot. Hands down one of the top 5 stories of my air force career.

While we were in there, Comcast was working a 200 million dollar satellite that they accidentally dropped on the floor.

 

[Other]

I also was the officiant of a wedding on a plane that made national news.

I'm not going to post a link, because I don't feel like fully doxing myself just yet. But if anyone is interested, DM me and I'll send a link.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

My real name isnt Pete or Petey or Peter or Pedro or anything even close, it doesnt even start with a P

My name really isn't AFanNotAFighter. What a coincidence!

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

I really enjoy watching track and field events in person and on television.

 

[Batjester]

I've been on TV multiple times.

 

[Gabe]

I have to pay $230 to get fitted for my best friends wedding

 

[Osculater]

I dropped out of high school.

This is my third Sherdog user account.

Cantaloupe is a tasty fruit.

I didn't go to high school

 

[Osculater]

I have a badass name in real life according to multiple posters

Igor