Things fellow Sherbros don't know about you....

[SurferH2O]

I'll start.

This is my second account. My first account got the perma ban for "fighter bashing". What did I do, I claimed Chris Cyborg was on steroids... long before it was confirmed.

Rules are rules.

 

[Pittie Petey]

My real name isnt Pete or Petey or Peter or Pedro or anything even close, it doesnt even start with a P

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

My real name is not fuzzy or anything even close, it doesn’t even start with a F

 

[HoiceNJuicy]

My IQ is lower than 172 but higher than 175. I'm gifted!

 

[SurferH2O]

My IQ is lower than 172 but higher than 175. I'm gifted!

 

[Milgrim]

My real name is Fuzzy Pete.

 

[Brofessor]

I don't actually have a Ph.D.

 

[Osculater]

I almost flunk Kindergarten twice

 

[Ladder Master]

I dropped out of high school.

This is my third Sherdog user account.

Cantaloupe is a tasty fruit.

 

[Sobek]

I'm on an edible watching a Khruangbin concert on youtube. Feeling pretty right.

Was that what you meant?

 

[no fat chicks]

Where I live

 

[mb23100]

I'm Luke Rockhold

 

[Batjester]

I almost flunk Kindergarten twice

Third time is the charm big guy, we believe in you.

 

[Osculater]

Third time is the charm big guy, we believe in you.

I'm not a kind anymore, bruh

 

[Cole train]

I have a badass name in real life according to multiple posters

 

[Tone C]

I'm Spartacus.

 

[ssBaldy]

I'm on an edible watching a Khruangbin concert on youtube. Feeling pretty right.

Was that what you meant?

That is a good band

 

[Other]

I've helped put two satellites in space.

I helped with MUOS 1 and 2. I got to go in the clean room with the white coat and all that jazz.
I also got to sign a metal plate on the launch vehicle that gets ejected and is burned up on re-entry. When I play Two Truths and a Lie, I sometimes make the lie that my autograph is orbiting earth. When in reality it fell back to earth and burned up.

I have an old iphone that I need to find the old 9-pin charger to extract photos of us loading it up.

MUOS: Satellite Communications System

Lockheed Martin's MUOS revolutionizes satellite communications (SATCOM) with secure, ultra-high frequency (UHF) technology for the U.S. Navy's mobile forces.

www.lockheedmartin.com

 

[ssBaldy]

I've helped put two satellites in space.

I helped with MUOS 1 and 2. I got to go in the clean room with the white coat and all that jazz.
I also got to sign a metal plate on the launch vehicle that gets ejected and is burned up on re-entry. When I play Two Truths and a Lie, I sometimes make the lie that my autograph is orbiting earth. When in reality it fell back to earth and burned up.

I have an old iphone that I need to find the old 9-pin charger to extract photos of us loading it up.

MUOS: Satellite Communications System

Lockheed Martin's MUOS revolutionizes satellite communications (SATCOM) with secure, ultra-high frequency (UHF) technology for the U.S. Navy's mobile forces.

www.lockheedmartin.com

That is seriously cool.

 

[Stoic1]

I was in the news once.

I punched a girl in the 3rd grade who bit me.

I was putting gas in the lawnmower in our little carport shed when the fumes caught the water heater flame and I was caught in a massive fire. People playing with fire cause me extreme anxiety. I have punched people who insist on using aerosol cans to make flamethrowers around me.

My nostrils are different diameters.