Things fellow Sherbros don't know about you....

I've helped put two satellites in space.

I helped with MUOS 1 and 2. I got to go in the clean room with the white coat and all that jazz.
I also got to sign a metal plate on the launch vehicle that gets ejected and is burned up on re-entry. When I play Two Truths and a Lie, I sometimes make the lie that my autograph is orbiting earth. When in reality it fell back to earth and burned up.

I have an old iphone that I need to find the old 9-pin charger to extract photos of us loading it up.

 
I've helped put two satellites in space.

I helped with MUOS 1 and 2. I got to go in the clean room with the white coat and all that jazz.
I also got to sign a metal plate on the launch vehicle that gets ejected and is burned up on re-entry. When I play Two Truths and a Lie, I sometimes make the lie that my autograph is orbiting earth. When in reality it fell back to earth and burned up.

I have an old iphone that I need to find the old 9-pin charger to extract photos of us loading it up.

That is seriously cool.
 
I was in the news once.

I punched a girl in the 3rd grade who bit me.

I was putting gas in the lawnmower in our little carport shed when the fumes caught the water heater flame and I was caught in a massive fire. People playing with fire cause me extreme anxiety. I have punched people who insist on using aerosol cans to make flamethrowers around me.

My nostrils are different diameters.
 
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