Thine King doth command

[Klein Helmer]

I don't know if he's attempting to correct my spelling, but if he is, he would be wise to at least spell the correction correctly.

Nope, that wasn't my intention. The two of us independently misspelled the word. Drat.

 

[TruthBeTold]

Again, I don't believe you.

If you truly haven't read it, and have no intention to respond, that's a shame, because you've made something of liar out of yourself. You know as well as I do that you have several times expressed your desire speak with me here.

Here I am, and I have made several substantial criticisms regarding the quality of your posting that did not go unnoticed.

What you think about my posting style is of no interest to me. I think you give yourself a bit too much credit here. You really don't matter when all is said and done, I just throw some jabs your way when I'm in the mood to.

You have been here awhile. I'm sure you have some type of connection to get it done. Isn't it your job to be getting shit done on the internet?

I eventually want a belt of bullets. It will make my screenname make a little more sense.

That would be pretty fitting. 3 years being a member and your dreams will come true.

 

[Klein Helmer]

What you think about my posting style is of no interest to me. I think you give yourself a bit too much credit here. You really don't matter when all is said and done, I just throw some jabs your way when I'm in the mood to.

You are inconsistent.

You have numerous times spoken of your wish to interact with me here, yet when I show up to grant it, you wave a white flag.

Sad.

 

[Fury]

Forum Troll --

One who intentionally posts on an internet forum to gain attention rather than contribute actual content. Some trolls may appear to contribute and may actually have meaningful posts, but the posts will be made in such a way that content is overlooked by design. Common tactics include using an inflammatory or controversial avatar, unusual or different font, purposefully aggravating signatures. Trolls generally are not successful irl and rely on the attention received on forums to support their delicate self images.

 

[Lead]

Forum Troll --

Ha, sounds familiar

 

[TruthBeTold]

You are inconsistent.

You have numerous times spoken of your wish to interact with me here, yet when I show up to grant it, you wave a white flag.

Sad.

I'm not waving a white flag dumb ass. Sorry I'm not giving you the attention you crave at the time you are requesting it.

 

[Nicky**]

i'm going to make my gf pregnant!

i would drink lesean mccoy's[censored] flavored cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111

 

[Fury]

Forum Troll --

That was written "by Kleine Helmer Aug 12, 2010" on urban dictionary

 

[Klein Helmer]

Forum Troll --

One who intentionally posts on an internet forum to gain attention rather than contribute actual content. Some trolls may appear to contribute and may actually have meaningful posts, but the posts will be made in such a way that content is overlooked by design. Common tactics include using an inflammatory or controversial avatar, unusual or different font, purposefully aggravating signatures. Trolls generally are not successful irl and rely on the attention received on forums to support their delicate self images.

Been down this road before, I do not reflect any of those things. I do contribute actual content, I do not have a controversial avatar or signature, and I am doing just fine in real life. With regard to the font, I use it because I like it, not because it is unusual. If Courier were the board's standard font, I would not deviate from it.

 

[Gedanke]

If I had to guess, Nicky's a wee bit intoxicated.

 

[Klein Helmer]

That was written "by Kleine Helmer Aug 12, 2010" on urban dictionary

Hahaha! More people are quoting that? Good grief.

 

[Nicky**]

i'm intoxicated...by the eagles win aznd by booze

 

[Klein Helmer]

I'm not waving a white flag dumb ass. Sorry I'm not giving you the attention you crave at the time you are requesting it.

Sure you are. You are responding to every last post I direct toward you without addressing anything I have said. Your submission could not be more apparent.

 

[TruthBeTold]

A trolls response:

Been down this road before, I don't do not reflect any of those things. I do contribute actual content, I do not have a controversial avatar or signature, and I am doing just fine in real life. With regard to the font, I use it because I like it, not because it is unusual. If Courier were the board's standard font, I would not deviate from it.

 

[Fury]

Kleine Helmer is one of the tags for forum troll.

 

[Nicky**]

i can't wait until i'm sober again so that i can appreciate klein vs. tbt

 

[TruthBeTold]

Geez louise, you destroy a guy every here and there and they want you to be a killer 24/7....

 

[Klein Helmer]

Kleine Helmer is on of the tags for forum troll.

Yes, it seems one or more people have taken a significant enough interest in me to make it so. Maybe I should be flattered.

 

[Gedanke]

Must be tough having a reputation.

 

[TruthBeTold]

Must be tough having a reputation.

It ain't easy.