Thine King doth command

[Gedanke]

I do, but I will have to respectfully disagree. I am better now than I was then.

I preferred the more belligerent, smarmy know-it-all version of you.

 

[Tesp]

I'm not digging through this thread to read something probably stupid and attention seeking from someone on this forum, who is most likely an idiot. Pipe down.

Someone in another thread said you were bant. I was kinda sad. But now I see that you're not fo/ky (or something like that lol)

 

[TruthBeTold]

Someone in another thread said you were bant. I was kinda sad. But now I see that you're not fo/ky (or something like that lol)

No I am not banned. I have not even had dubbs for well over 2 years. Maybe longer. I am a good boy and abide by the rules of my favorite forum on the intertoob.

It's nice to know that someone would miss me though, brother.

 

[Klein Helmer]

I'm not digging through this thread to read something probably stupid and attention seeking from someone on this forum, who is most likely an idiot. Pipe down.

I don't believe you, but I'll post it here again anyway:

Thou hast quickly separated thy self from the rabble and art well in position to command an army.

This greatest act of generosity and benevolence shall live on in the songs of bards, skalds, and minstrels for generations to come. It shall serve as a glorious example of the blessings that can be bestowed upon anyone who would but lower their countenance and stand humbly before their inestimable GOD KING.

With this army at my command, I will requisition for myself an axe, for I have one that dearly needs grinding. Indeed, before all of this is over I will raise that very axe and drive it down, severing the E heads of two (very possibly traitorous) louts who kind of bother me.



truthbetold, swirldog,

I don't particularly care for your posting.

I'll begin with you, truth. For an individual (according to your records) who is married, has children, and is a grown man by any other number of social standards, you seem to derive a puzzlingly significant amount of satisfaction from telling teenagers on a martial arts website to "fuck off", or by simply calling them "f@ggots" (thousands, and thousands, and thousands of times).

I am perplexed by the fact that as a man of years, you have chosen these bland profanities as your go to material. I would think that if you had led an interesting life, or at the very least, had an imaginative mind, you could have carved out for yourself a more respectable niche than that of the "fuck off" guy.

I imagine I will see you soon. Doubtless you'll see this text within seconds of its posting and dash in to further illustrate the validity of my critique, or attempt to feign composure and blandly shrug it off.



swirldog, another grown ass man by your account. You strike me as something of an enigma. To your credit, you do often post interesting links containing debauchery and scandal of every variety; but you choose to do so here. It is as if rather than hearing genuine, thought out feedback on the subject matter, you prefer to be regaled by the uninspired profanity of adultolescents.

You also never miss an opportunity to boringly carry on about one of your "mistresses". If these stories are true, you are morally bankrupt and have no shame. If they are false, you are a clumsy writer with regard to both content and composition.

You know what else? You just won't stop with that "teh" shit. If you're twelve years old you're too old to be typing that.




So yeah, here I am.

I have come at you.

 

[TruthBeTold]

I really don't care, not reading. I see you went plat, took you long enough. I'm surprised you figured it out after so many useless posts in the support forum.

 

[Gedanke]

It's nice to know that someone would miss me though, brother.

Don't flatter yourself - we'd only miss the bird (har har).

 

[Lead]

Someone in another thread said you were bant. I was kinda sad. But now I see that you're not fo/ky (or something like that lol)

It actually is in this topic. Half way in someone says TruthBTold got banned.

 

[TruthBeTold]

Don't flatter yourself - we'd only miss the bird (har har).

Thank you for slamming me back down to size. I needed that.

 

[Lead]

Don't flatter yourself - we'd only miss the bird (har har).

I would've missed the chicks "fuck off" lips way more.

 

[Klein Helmer]

I preferred the more belligerent, smarmy know-it-all version of you.

I'm sorry to hear that you preferred my previous incarnation, but I am glad to hear that you have perceived a maturation in my posting.

 

[TruthBeTold]

I would've missed the chicks "fuck off" lips way more.

You can always feel free to stop by my profile and view the picture whenever you wish. I was thinking about using the old av as a belt some how, but I have no paint skills. It would require some assistance from a kind soul.

 

[Flawed Logic**]

I'm sorry to hear that you preferred my previous incarnation, but I am glad to hear that you have perceived a maturation in my posting.

From a regular ***got to a collosal one?

 

[Tesp]

You can always feel free to stop by my profile and view the picture whenever you wish. I was thinking about using the old av as a belt some how, but I have no paint skills. It would require some assistance from a kind soul.

Hmm, doesn't e-bank got skillz?

 

[TruthBeTold]

From a regular ***got to a collosal one?

For once I think we are in agreement.

Hmm, doesn't e-bank got skillz?

Not too sure, I don't think I have ever spoken to the fellow.

 

[Klein Helmer]

I really don't care, not reading. I see you went plat, took you long enough. I'm surprised you figured it out after so many useless posts in the support forum.

Again, I don't believe you.

If you truly haven't read it, and have no intention to respond, that's a shame, because you've made something of liar out of yourself. You know as well as I do that you have several times expressed your desire speak with me here.

Here I am, and I have made several substantial criticisms regarding the quality of your posting that did not go unnoticed.

 

[Gedanke]

Pro-tip: if you want someone to actually read your posts, use a font that's a little easier on the eyes.

 

[Klein Helmer]

Pro-tip: if you want someone to actually read your posts, use a font that's a little easier on the eyes.

Thanks for the tip, but I know he read it. It's truthbetold.

 

[Klein Helmer]

From a regular ***got to a collosal one?

For once I think we are in agreement.

Agreeing with flawed logic about someone being a "colossal f@ggot", good company to be in.

 

[Lead]

You can always feel free to stop by my profile and view the picture whenever you wish. I was thinking about using the old av as a belt some how, but I have no paint skills. It would require some assistance from a kind soul.

You have been here awhile. I'm sure you have some type of connection to get it done. Isn't it your job to be getting shit done on the internet?

I eventually want a belt of bullets. It will make my screenname make a little more sense.

 

[Flawed Logic**]

I don't know if he's attempting to correct my spelling, but if he is, he would be wise to at least spell the correction correctly.