Thine King doth command

[Gedanke]

I think the king of piss and shit is fitting.

Thus he shall henceforth be dubbed Imperator Excreta.

 

[Tesp]

Thus he shall henceforth be dubbed Imperator Excreta.

I like it. So as it is said, so shall it be done.

 

[SCADA]

Holy fuk this thread is lame.

 

[Victor Ward]

Dog robber your place at this very moment is in the kitchen making your better a sandwich. Thou shalt not talk back to the gentry or I shalt set you about the task of mucking out stables. Thou claim that I make no sense but I think we both know you are about some tomfoolery. Thou understands perfectally. Thou art not a king but mine dogrobber.

Perfectally. Find thy self a hatchet and try to catch it with thy teeth.

 

[Victor Ward]

You are easily the single worst gimmick I've seen stink up this place. Worse than guys like Goon, Luba, Fullerene - your shtick is just downright atrocious. I guess that does make you King, in some ass backwards sense: King of the (shit) Gimmicks.

Forsooth, no attempt was made to infringe on your domain over all things man on man.

 

[Tesp]

Perfectally. Find thy self a hatchet and try to catch it with thy teeth.

lol a misspelled word is all you have Imperator Excreta? Where the fuck is my sandwich bitch?

 

[Victor Ward]

Holy fuk this thread is lame.

Not all will address thy furvert interests.

 

[Victor Ward]

lol a misspelled word is all you have Imperator Excreta? Where the fuck is my sandwich bitch?

Not a misspelled word, but a comedy of errors cementing thy lack of firing neurons. Thou shall have thy sandwich once the team of workhorses arrives to plow thee.

 

[Tesp]

Not a misspelled word, but a comedy of errors cementing thy lack of firing neurons. Thou shall have thy sandwich once the team of workhorses arrives to plow thee.

Nay dog robber. Thou shalt stand in my place and entertain the horses only after sandwich making, and field plowing duties are fulfilled. The only comedy here has been your demotion from king, to servent, to Imperator Excreta.

 

[Victor Ward]

Nay dog robber. Thou shalt stand in my place and entertain the horses only after sandwich making, and field plowing duties are fulfilled. The only comedy here has been your demotion from king, to servent, to Imperator Excreta.

Forsooth, the King wouldst never intend to take thy place during thy sandwiching.

 

[Fury]

Apparently *** is contagious.

 

[Tesp]

Forsooth, the King wouldst never intend to take thy place during thy sandwiching.

*fizzle* That is just fucking lame.

 

[Victor Ward]

Apparently *** is contagious.

And mysterious.

 

[Victor Ward]

*fizzle* That is just fucking lame.

Blame not the King for allowing thee freedom to live thy dreams.

 

[Fury]

And mysterious.

Not so much

 

[Gedanke]

Apparently *** is contagious.

It's like AIDS.

 

[Victor Ward]

Not so much

Thou dost thy blue name justice with thy never ending stream of tears.

 

[Victor Ward]

It's like AIDS.

How goes that for thee?

 

[Fury]

Thou dost thy blue name justice with thy never ending stream of tears.

Thou dost thy previous account justice with thy never ending stream of troll ***gotry.

 

[Gedanke]

How goes that for thee?

Feeling guilty about spreading your strain around with this thread?