Thine King doth command

[Klein Helmer]

Klein has seen the other side and arisen from a ban. He conquered e-death and a superfluous 'e' and now has returned to the OT. His enemies shall parish and The Great Reset is upon us.

Friend and ally,

Join us.

Pledge your allegiance to the crown and the KING shall grant you a battalion of 1300 stout men with which you can force all who would oppose you into pitiful subjugation.

 

[Nicky**]

i feel better about myself...i had no idea what larping was until fury's image

 

[johnyboy]

you know when i see things like this i often wonder what the hell is going on

 

[johnyboy]

i knew because of the show supernatural

 

[Nicky**]

Nicky,

Friend and ally, join us.

Pledge your protection to the crown and the KING shall grant you a battalion of 1,300 stout men with which you can force all who oppose you into pitiful subjugation.

I will proudly stand by sir helmer in all of his endeavors.

 

[johnyboy]

nicky just wants 1300 dudes

 

[Gedanke]

i knew because of the show supernatural

Only dorks watch that show.


...You watching the newest season at all?

 

[TheYemeni**]

I thought larping was another word for sucking. You live and you learn

 

[Fury]

i feel better about myself...i had no idea what larping was until fury's image

You never saw Role Models?

 

[johnyboy]

Only dorks watch that show.


...You watching the newest season at all?

i always end up missing them so i just buy the seasons when they come out so im a season behind. Is the new one any good or have you not seen it?

 

[Nicky**]

You never saw Role Models?

i have....but i thought that was called "LAIR" in the movie for some reason.

 

[Tesp]

The likelihood of thee not contradicting thy self in successive sentences be about as high as Sublime going on a reunion tour. Accept thy position as dense laughing stock before thy cavernous cranium is set ablaze trying to understand the engorgement of thy dinosaur sponges.

Does thy ego feel bruised and ill-used? Thou trys to wrap oneself in a blankie of security that is forsooth a napolean complex. Did thine real job of sucking dick behind the 7-11 create this little man complex? Let us face facts o king of piss and shit. Thou art a sorry ass gimmick that has just been served and delivered within said gimmick. So now that we both know this for truth I appoint thee to a proper position for one such as you. Thou art now mine dog robber. In this position thou shalt obtain whatever I command by any means necessary. Now I command thee to run along and fix your liege lord a sandwich.

 

[Gedanke]

i always end up missing them so i just buy the seasons when they come out so im a season behind. Is the new one any good or have you not seen it?

Yeah, I've been watching. I typically just torrent the episodes the morning/night after the episodes air, usually. More convenient than trying to plan around the actual broadcast - plus absence of commercials is always a plus.

So far, it's pretty decent. My biggest issue with the previous season was that the show just doesn't have the budget and production necessary to really convey a proper sense of scope with regards to certain plot elements, and at times seemed to take itself a bit too seriously. This season is clearly more focused on the relationship between the Sam and Dean characters though. For anyone who's obviously already interested and familiar with the show, it probably won't disappoint.

 

[Victor Ward]

Does thy ego feel bruised and ill-used? Thou trys to wrap oneself in a blankie of security that is forsooth a napolean complex. Did thine real job of sucking dick behind the 7-11 create this little man complex? Let us face facts o king of piss and shit. Thou art a sorry ass gimmick that has just been served and delivered within said gimmick. So now that we both know this for truth I appoint thee to a proper position for one such as you. Thou art now mine dog robber. In this position thou shalt obtain whatever I command by any means necessary. Now I command thee to run along and fix your liege lord a sandwich.

Thou art as capable of making sense as a particularly dumb wrench. It is verily time for thee to stop huffing glue and return to thy Spongebob reruns.

 

[Gedanke]

Anyone else besides me think this "ye olde English" shit is gayer than an all-male orgy?

 

[Victor Ward]

Anyone else besides me think this "ye olde English" shit is gayer than an all-male orgy?

There needed to be some way to top thy birthday celebrations.

 

[Tesp]

Thou art as capable of making sense as a particularly dumb wrench. It is verily time for thee to stop huffing glue and return to thy Spongebob reruns.

Dog robber your place at this very moment is in the kitchen making your better a sandwich. Thou shalt not talk back to the gentry or I shalt set you about the task of mucking out stables. Thou claim that I make no sense but I think we both know you are about some tomfoolery. Thou understands perfectally. Thou art not a king but mine dogrobber.

 

[Tesp]

Anyone else besides me think this "ye olde English" shit is gayer than an all-male orgy?

Yeah but I thought it would be fun to bat this bitch around with his own gimmick.

 

[Gedanke]

There needed to be some way to top thy birthday celebrations.

You are easily the single worst gimmick I've seen stink up this place. Worse than guys like Goon, Luba, Fullerene - your shtick is just downright atrocious. I guess that does make you King, in some ass backwards sense: King of the (shit) Gimmicks.

 

[Tesp]

You are easily the single worst gimmick I've seen stink up this place. Worse than guys like Goon, Luba, Fullerene - your shtick is just downright atrocious. I guess that does make you King, in some ass backwards sense: King of the (shit) Gimmicks.

I think the king of piss and shit is fitting.