I love posts like this!
"Hey dude. I like, uhh, just checked the mission statement from the official Whitehouse website and I don't see where it says 'And 10% to the big guy', so unless you have real proof, it's just like your opinion, man."
"Show me the signed affidavits from the heads of the World Communist Council saying they want you to own nothing and be happy. I need it in print! Prove it to me! Show me! Until you have Karl Marx' descendants on the stand I will shove my head back up my ass and chalk it up as another alt right Trump love nazi supporting conspiracy theory".