The website of Ido portal

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  1. peacemaster

    peacemaster Black Belt

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    The following is genuine quotes from Ido portals introduction page. Idoportal.com

    Enjoy.

    "That epiphany got me to embark on a journey to study from 'Movement Teachers'. After countless searches, I could not find anyone who HONESTLY could represent that title, and believe me, I've searched - around the world."

    "Shit, I mean, don't pee on my leg and tell me its raining.

    All those 'Movement Teachers' were talking about a SPECIFIC discipline - either Dance or the Martial or Fitness but none were actually interested in the bigger picture of movement. They also lacked some basic tools that were not available within their own disciplines to deal with Movement in the highest level".

    " I don't want to forget a couple of basic beliefs and values that are important to me:

    1. People are not made of sugar. Also, one does not scare a hooker with a cock. In a nutshell - stop being so sensitive. Dealing with criticism well is an essential tool for a Mover who is interested in self development. Make that for any human."
     
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    Bewareofdawg Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Goofy Motherfucker. With a pony tail.
     
  3. Bilbo Gaggins

    Bilbo Gaggins King of DILIGAF Banned

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    hmmm...and this whole time I was just trying to find the Ocarina of Time....
     
  4. Hans Gercmiov

    Hans Gercmiov Titanium Belt

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  5. peacemaster

    peacemaster Black Belt

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    Remember though you can't scare a hooker with a cock..... You need alternative methods
     
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  6. peacemaster

    peacemaster Black Belt

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    Does one find the ocarina or does the ocarina find you....
     
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    linvillegorge Silver Belt

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    In the park.
     
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    CerebralKnievel Gold Belt

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    My respect for this guy just dropped from Zero to.. My mistake - it's unchanged.
     
  9. He's an average breakdancer that wasn't satisfied with the pussy it was getting him. Pretty much a genius example of how you can go from being mediocre at something to being the best. You don't get better, you just change the name of what you do.


    Just talking shit, I have no idea.
     
  10. accolyte1022

    accolyte1022 'I had to fight a guy tree times the size of me'

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    1. People are not made of sugar. Also, one does not scare a hooker with a cock. In a nutshell - stop being so sensitive. Dealing with criticism well is an essential tool for a Mover who is interested in self development. Make that for any human."
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  11. Dogo1

    Dogo1 Brown Belt

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    I'll never see him or hear his name without thinking "touch butt"
     
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    FleximusPrime I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

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    And pool noodling those butts, that bits very important.
     
  13. NightwingBJJ

    NightwingBJJ R.I.P To The King II Long.Live.GU€RNICA

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  14. peacemaster

    peacemaster Black Belt

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    I'm not even sure what the peeing and raining thing means or the hooker thing
     
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    Estrogenblocker1078 Purple Belt

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    "To touch the butt is the essence of life, for it is the soul wherein the butt resides and awaits your touch." -Ido Portal
     
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    Bend NvR Break Order to Chaos. Chaos to Order.

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    I like that last statement
     
  17. NightwingBJJ

    NightwingBJJ R.I.P To The King II Long.Live.GU€RNICA

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    Oh you didn't know? YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!!!!
     
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    Cro Cop Is Back Red Belt

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  19. peacemaster

    peacemaster Black Belt

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    But I do scare hookers with my cock

    They scream "omg that thing belongs in a circus" and then they run
     
  20. accolyte1022

    accolyte1022 'I had to fight a guy tree times the size of me'

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    "Ido Portal is the Micheal Jordan of touch butt, Joe"
     

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