The new commentator

JamesRyko said:
It's so amusing to me how hostile pro wrestling fans are against ppl who disagree with them. I was asking for others thoughts and opinions.. But none of you can give them without being vicious and standoffish.

I don't like it.. But just because you do doesn't make you a bad person. The guy does a great job doing what he does so it's just a matter of opinion if you enjoy what he adds to the show or not. Despite this, 4 or 5 people have requested that I be banned and a few others have explained to me how stupid and trashy I am for not liking it.

In my opinion WWE should not try and move in the direction of legitimizing itself as a competition. Its a circus act and it should stay that way and build upon its roots. Anyone who disagrees with me should die in a flaming car crash on christmas eve.
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6 people for your last sentence.
 
Mauro RULES! Coleslaw DROOLS!

And he sucks! He SUCKS, mm-heh! Dirty butt hole, mm-heh...

I'm liking the direction WWE is going post-Thanksgiving, and Mauro is another piece of that train carrying all that fresh, piping-hot, poontang pie.

Mauro actually calls the moves! I'm watching the Social Outcasts vs Swagger, Ryder, Sandow, and Gold Dust. Zach Ryder just attempted a pin on Bo Dallas after taking out the SO in their own corner, and landing his big boot. Commentary by Mauro, "And Ryder! Turning Cajun Country into New Zach City! Side Press! He hooks the outside leg...No! Dallas able to kick out!"

Cole barely would've mentioned the pin attempt, let alone described the sequence that set up the pin. Cole would've been too busy shilling The Network to call the damn match.
 
JimmyFresno said:
Mauro RULES! Coleslaw DROOLS!

And he sucks! He SUCKS, mm-heh! Dirty butt hole, mm-heh...

I'm liking the direction WWE is going post-Thanksgiving, and Mauro is another piece of that train carrying all that fresh, piping-hot, poontang pie.

Mauro actually calls the moves! I'm watching the Social Outcasts vs Swagger, Ryder, Sandow, and Gold Dust. Zach Ryder just attempted a pin on Bo Dallas after taking out the SO in their own corner, and landing his big boot. Commentary by Mauro, "And Ryder! Turning Cajun Country into New Zach City! Side Press! He hooks the outside leg...No! Dallas able to kick out!"

Cole barely would've mentioned the pin attempt, let alone described the sequence that set up the pin. Cole would've been too busy shilling The Network to call the damn match.
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didn't you read? TS doesn't like that he calls the actual moves. it makes wrestling seem too legit. he prefers shit like 'she calls it the rear view'.
 
or "UH-OHHHH"

my favorite WWE play by play call.. JBL is the worst for it, it's fucking brutal.
 
Bebop said:
didn't you read? TS doesn't like that he calls the actual moves. it makes wrestling seem too legit. he prefers shit like 'she calls it the rear view'.
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Well, in the words of Ethan Carter III, as far as TS' opinion on announcing styles goes, "I disagree."
 
So Cole should call the "rear view" the "butt bump" instead?
 
JimmyFresno said:
Mauro RULES! Coleslaw DROOLS!

And he sucks! He SUCKS, mm-heh! Dirty butt hole, mm-heh...

I'm liking the direction WWE is going post-Thanksgiving, and Mauro is another piece of that train carrying all that fresh, piping-hot, poontang pie.

Mauro actually calls the moves! I'm watching the Social Outcasts vs Swagger, Ryder, Sandow, and Gold Dust. Zach Ryder just attempted a pin on Bo Dallas after taking out the SO in their own corner, and landing his big boot. Commentary by Mauro, "And Ryder! Turning Cajun Country into New Zach City! Side Press! He hooks the outside leg...No! Dallas able to kick out!"

Cole barely would've mentioned the pin attempt, let alone described the sequence that set up the pin. Cole would've been too busy shilling The Network to call the damn match.
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Lawler is the worst of all. His commentary is mostly terrible one liner jokes, or getting guys names wrong. He spent all of the ADR vs. Kalisto match on SD burying Kalisto for being small and making terrible jokes.

Mauro on Play by Play and JR on color would make me happy.
 
JamesRyko said:
It's so amusing to me how hostile pro wrestling fans are against ppl who disagree with them. I was asking for others thoughts and opinions.. But none of you can give them without being vicious and standoffish.


Anyone who disagrees with me should die in a flaming car crash on christmas eve.
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Seriously, you must be 5 with your logic. You talk crap about people being hostile when disagreeing with you...and then in the very same post, you tell everyone who disagrees with you to die in a flaming car crash.

You really have issues when things don't go your way Mr. "What is wrestling pyschology?", "Seth Rollins is the best wrestler in the history of the WWE", "I don't know or care who Tyler Black is"
 
GSPSAKU said:
Seriously, you must be 5 with your logic. You talk crap about people being hostile when disagreeing with you...and then in the very same post, you tell everyone who disagrees with you to die in a flaming car crash.

You really have issues when things don't go your way Mr. "What is wrestling pyschology?", "Seth Rollins is the best wrestler in the history of the WWE", "I don't know or care who Tyler Black is"
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lol @ your failing to pick up on my sarcasm..

Anyways, after a few months of getting used to him I have totally changed my mind on Mauro. I want him on RAW & PPVs asap. Especially PPVs that are more about matches then drama.

Additionally, Jerry Lawler needs to retire.
 
Edison Carasio said:
Lawler is the worst of all. His commentary is mostly terrible one liner jokes, or getting guys names wrong. He spent all of the ADR vs. Kalisto match on SD burying Kalisto for being small and making terrible jokes.

Mauro on Play by Play and JR on color would make me happy.
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Throw in Corey Graves as the third man and you have a dream team. This is totally possible, too.
 
Mauro...best since j r....


Just need mad pride lady now..
 
does mauro still call the usos' hip attack/rear view as "shades of umaga"?
 
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