The monologue that got Martin Lawrence banned from SNL

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  1. 2fast2see Green Belt

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    Something else concerns me and it hurts, see I
     
  2. Kevin Rudd Banned Banned

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    ummmm cool story bro?
     
  3. MortalWombat Vombatus Sherdoggus

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    Don't mind Kevin. He's having a bit of a tough day today. Something to do with bats. Having said that, cool story bro.
     
  4. ventrue Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    Pretty stupid material. I guess it is all in the way you present it that gets the lulz.
     
  5. Kevin Rudd Banned Banned

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    Nope I'm good, I've got my teflon suit on today. Peter Garrett and Mark Arbib on the other hand are in a world of trouble.

    True story bro.
     
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    wow, im still amazed the crash test dummies were a thing once
     
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    Safety experts or band?
     
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    I'd rather see Chevy ask that writer for a handy.
     
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    Painfully unfunny.
     
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    This bit got Adrien Brody banned from SNL

     
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    Lame, But Chevy Chase in there is fucking evil funny. The best kind of funny. "Chase suggested that “SNL‘s first openly gay cast member [Terry Sweeney] star in a sketch where they weighed him every week to see if he had AIDS.” .” Amazingly, Chase was asked back four more times before finally being banned in 1997, when, according to Will Ferrell in Live from New York, he asked a female writer if “maybe you could give me a handjob later.”
     
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    i liked this part

     
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    I dated a girl for two months and I had to bounce out of there because whatever was in her body, her breath to her vag, those smells were natures best way of birth control.
     
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    lol anybody got butter.
     
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    Sinead shouldn't have been banned for what she did. Freedom of expression should be respected and embraced. Meh, the white collars didn't like it, at least she did it...
     
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    i have a feeling its something eddy murphy couldda nailed.
     
  19. Stringer Bell Thread Finisher

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    sounds like vintage Mah-in (wazzzzzup)
     
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    Mwahahahahahahaha
     

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