The monologue that got Martin Lawrence banned from SNL

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  1. 2fast2see

    2fast2see Green Belt

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    Something else concerns me and it hurts, see I
     
  2. Kevin Rudd

    Kevin Rudd Banned Banned

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    ummmm cool story bro?
     
  3. MortalWombat

    MortalWombat Vombatus Sherdoggus

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    Don't mind Kevin. He's having a bit of a tough day today. Something to do with bats. Having said that, cool story bro.
     
  4. ventrue

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    Pretty stupid material. I guess it is all in the way you present it that gets the lulz.
     
  5. Kevin Rudd

    Kevin Rudd Banned Banned

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    Nope I'm good, I've got my teflon suit on today. Peter Garrett and Mark Arbib on the other hand are in a world of trouble.

    True story bro.
     
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    wow, im still amazed the crash test dummies were a thing once
     
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    Make-U-Tap Anti Social People Person

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    Safety experts or band?
     
  8. Jing

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    I'd rather see Chevy ask that writer for a handy.
     
  9. Anung Un Rama

    Anung Un Rama Idol of Millions Platinum Member

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    Painfully unfunny.
     
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    TheStruggle Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    This bit got Adrien Brody banned from SNL

     
  11. Hades86

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    Lame, But Chevy Chase in there is fucking evil funny. The best kind of funny. "Chase suggested that &#8220;SNL&#8216;s first openly gay cast member [Terry Sweeney] star in a sketch where they weighed him every week to see if he had AIDS.&#8221; .&#8221; Amazingly, Chase was asked back four more times before finally being banned in 1997, when, according to Will Ferrell in Live from New York, he asked a female writer if &#8220;maybe you could give me a handjob later.&#8221;
     
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    i liked this part

     
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    I dated a girl for two months and I had to bounce out of there because whatever was in her body, her breath to her vag, those smells were natures best way of birth control.
     
  15. fightingrabbit

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    lol anybody got butter.
     
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    Cypress Hill toking on live TV. Priceless.
     
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    Jermei Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Sinead shouldn't have been banned for what she did. Freedom of expression should be respected and embraced. Meh, the white collars didn't like it, at least she did it...
     
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    i have a feeling its something eddy murphy couldda nailed.
     
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    sounds like vintage Mah-in (wazzzzzup)
     
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    Mwahahahahahahaha
     

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