Social The Lounge v 204: Sour Grapes.

[Limbo Pete]

God I feel gross just re-typing what he says lol

 

[CubicleGangster]

Greg is a cop

But most importantly, number 4 - Creepiness is the ultimate suck factor for women

Yet he's out there prowling Walmart for poon and bagging himself some trailer park hunnies

 

[Gregolian]

It's not just medical folks. Support staff at my job so paralegals and legal secretaries a couple have second jobs and i likely will try to get one once I move back downtown and the bars and nightclubs re-open.

Hopefully they pay me on weeks opposite of when the main job pays so I get a check every week even if every other one is less and extra influx of 200-300 on off weeks does a ton to alleviate stress.

What's her OnlyFans and does she post pics of her butthole?

This man is obviously a scholar.

Greg is a cop

I'm a paralegal you ape. If anything I keep kids from getting overcharged by the cops. Not my fault most of these kids are dipshits that tell the cops, POST MIRANDA, what they did.

 

[Gregolian]

Yet he's out there prowling Walmart for poon and bagging himself some trailer park hunnies

Tom Arnold wanted to fuck Lucy so....

 

[Amerikuracana]

If I am keeping track correctly that is three different stories about his face imbalance
1 - It was from an accident
2 - It was from alcohol and drug abuse at an early age
3 - It is from a rare condition

I had a car accident when I was in the fifth grade, and the doctor told us I may have damaged a growth plate, and I had a permanent dimple from fracturing my orbital.

I found out a couple-few years ago that all my tendons and ligaments on my right side are a little shorter on that side of my body, which is extremely rare. My left side grew out further. Arm, leg, etc.. My left side is more flexible.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Yet he's out there prowling Walmart for poon and bagging himself some trailer park hunnies

He's really helping with the right wing response to the refugee crisis. He knocked up a Syrian refugee and now she wants to go back.

 

[JDragon]

God I feel gross just re-typing what he says lol

Mmmmh


IMO, you are just evading the inevitable. Some offense > zero offense, that story > no story, so currently @Amerikuracana is besting you in this impromptu rematch

 

[CubicleGangster]

Tom Arnold wanted to fuck Lucy so....

Still an upgrade from Roseanne

I had a car accident when I was in the fifth grade, and the doctor told us I may have damaged a growth plate, and I had a permanent dimple from fracturing my orbital.

I found out a couple-few years ago that all my tendons and ligaments on my right side are a little shorter on that side of my body, which is extremely rare. My left side grew out further. Arm, leg, etc.. My left side is more flexible.

dis you?

 

[Limbo Pete]

Mmmmh


IMO, you are just evading the inevitable. Some offense > zero offense, that story > no story, so currently @Amerikuracana is besting you in this impromptu rematch

I threw out one of those random this-will-never-land hooks and immediately landed a massive whale of insanity
"Hey Larry, you should write some erotic fan fiction and post it in the thread."
*Larry cracks his knuckles*

 

[Gregolian]

I threw out one of those random this-will-never-land hooks and immediately landed a massive whale of insanity
"Hey Larry, you should write some erotic fan fiction and post it in the thread."
*Larry cracks his knuckles*

He just told me he could kill me with his barehands in 2 minutes.

 

[JDragon]

I threw out one of those random this-will-never-land hooks and immediately landed a massive whale of insanity
"Hey Larry, you should write some erotic fan fiction and post it in the thread."
*Larry cracks his knuckles*

it's a fight now, and you are Real History Man now, I think we can give you till the year is out

 

[Limbo Pete]

He just told me he could kill me with his barehands in 2 minutes.

There's a lot of jokes I want to make there but no way to avoid being carded for them. I mean, he just wrote us violent sexual fan fiction in which the two women beat each other's faces bloody and then start making out....

 

[Amerikuracana]

Mmmmh


IMO, you are just evading the inevitable. Some offense > zero offense, that story > no story, so currently @Amerikuracana is besting you in this impromptu rematch

There’s no competition. He retreats to a beta group who get all hyper and excited talking about me. It’s fine.. I remember nerds in middle school. I like that it gives him focus. He loses, I get the girl or slam him in a locker in the real world, but let them go dude.. They’re just weak boys. Join in if you want. It’s ok.

 

[Gregolian]

There's a lot of jokes I want to make there but no way to avoid being carded for them. I mean, he just wrote us violent sexual fan fiction in which the two women beat each other's faces bloody and then start making out....

He could probably choke out his chicken in under 2 minutes with his barehands.

 

[Gregolian]

There’s no competition. He retreats to a beta group who get all hyper and excited talking about me. It’s fine.. I remember nerds in middle school. I like that it gives him focus. He loses, I get the girl or slam him in a locker in the real world, but let them go dude.. They’re just weak boys. Join in if you want. It’s ok.

If you're as lopsided as you are the only thing you're slamming into the lockers is the derp half of your body.

 

[Limbo Pete]

He could probably choke out his chicken in under 2 minutes with his barehands.

Given his admitted problems with muscle and joint tension, I suspect it may take a bit longer than that

 

[Amerikuracana]

There's a lot of jokes I want to make there but no way to avoid being carded for them. I mean, he just wrote us violent sexual fan fiction in which the two women beat each other's faces bloody and then start making out....

You’re the joke. You and a few people getting all excited and dry humping each other at my mere presence. You’re weak, you can’t write, and your wife can’t like you.

It’s all good to me lol

 

[Limbo Pete]

There’s no competition. He retreats to a beta group who get all hyper and excited talking about me. It’s fine.. I remember nerds in middle school. I like that it gives him focus. He loses, I get the girl or slam him in a locker in the real world, but let them go dude.. They’re just weak boys. Join in if you want. It’s ok.

Competition for what? Sheer lunacy? You have me so far beat in that regard i'd have to bite the head off a live bat on stage every single day for the rest of my life -while simultaneously shitting into a tuba- in order to catch up. And I still wouldn't catch up.

 

[LMP]

And potentially lose my job? No thanks.

Having a job that drug test.

 

[Amerikuracana]

If you're as lopsided as you are the only thing you're slamming into the lockers is the derp half of your body.

No I’m a good athlete still and did 107 push ups a couple hours ago. My arms were 22 inches at one point. If you aren’t a pro fighter/college wrestler, decent bjj practitioner, you’re done.