Social The Lounge v 204: Sour Grapes.

[Sycho Sid]

@CubicleGangster he literally describes himself as "slack jawed"

https://forums.sherdog.com/posts/134513935/

 

[BEER]

And potentially lose my job? No thanks.

Man FUCK YOUR JOB GREG

 

[Gregolian]

Man FUCK YOUR JOB GREG

I work for THE MAN dude. There's a reason when I vent I get like this:


The Lvl 3 one where he just starts screaming obscenities and I get that way cause i have no way to mellow out lol.

Once my PC gets back here I am going to try to stream a little too so then everyone can view my demented self yelping like a dipshit.

 

[BEER]

I work for THE MAN dude.

Okay but are you burning it down from the inside?

 

[Limbo Pete]

You think THAT post is bad, just look at this one that @CubicleGangster dug up

I have a somewhat imbalanced face. Two decent looking sides, and at angles look like Tom cruise, but I recently discovered I have a rare condition where all the tendons and ligaments in one side of my body are significantly (enough) tighter than the other side. This caused some noticeable growth difference. As the left side is the looser side, everything grew out a little more on that side.

Put your hands together prayer style, now lift up your palms and push your fingers together. If one set of fingers are stiff, and the others bend back, the shape you get when you do this will of course be asymmetric; that is a sign of having different tendons on both sides of your body. This problem is bad enough that I look bad in a lot of pictures.. Although again, I have a decent profile and nice eyes etc... But even my Adam's apple is off center of if you look straight on.

But anyways, since 20 years old I've had around 40 sexual partners, and that's letting some pass by for a 5 year period in a relationship where I wasn't cheating. I kept my body in great shape from 21-38, and am now getting back. I'm a good kisser. I have quick wit. If/when it all comes down to selfie game, I'm done. I would have a few decent "MySpace angle" pics where I looked better than average, but straight front shots would all look off.

None of my 6 verified kids have this problem. And all look a bit like me if I didn't have the problem, and are good looking.

Moral of story is that women are still attracted to wit, bravery, some badness, confidence, and good kissers etc... You can also be kind without kissing their ass.

If I had the selfie face of the California shooter, I would probably have a couple women paying for my existence right now. He is proof about creepiness being the ultimate suck factor regarding girls.

 

[Gregolian]

Okay but are you burning it down from the inside?

No cause all I do is process paperwork and write up probable cause statements.

 

[Limbo Pete]

"If I had the selfie face of the California shooter, I would probably have a couple women paying for my existence right now. He is proof about creepiness being the ultimate suck factor regarding girls."

Sweet Jesus Christ on the cross

 

[Yehudim]

Not a weed tax, but my city is allowing a casino to be built and local taxes for that are providing free local college for highschoolers in the public district here that have a 3.0 GPA or better. Goal seems to be get a highschooler to stay in town for college and then they'll stick around more as a young professional and that's a big net benefit for the community as opposed to anyone smart enough to getting out and leaving junkies and gang bangers behind.

Public funding for programs that doesn't raise my taxes at all is wining. I'm pretty indifferent on the legalization of marijuana, but highly pro legal weed when its heavily taxed.

I’m highly anti-legal weed when heavily taxed

It will already bring a ton of money into tax rolls just by legalizing it. Whether it’s a regular sales tax if your state has it or just the taxes paid on businesses selling it.

Taxing it heavily is just making a black market, which just beats the whole purpose.

 

[BEER]

No cause all I do is process paperwork and write up probable cause statements.

Well then you ARE the man, Greg.

We can't be friends.

 

[Gregolian]

Well then you ARE the man, Greg.

We can't be friends.

I needs a job and this is what I am trained to do so....

 

[BEER]

I needs a job and this is what I am trained to do so....

IDGAF Greg!

Least you could do is use your position to undermine the system!

 

[Gregolian]

IDGAF Greg!

Least you could do is use your position to undermine the system!

I ain't undermining the system when I deal with 15 year olds committing first degree felonies.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

 

[JDragon]

I'm a good kisser, I'm nice to children and like them, and I try to avoid double talk and pettiness.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

 

[CubicleGangster]

You think THAT post is bad, just look at this one that @CubicleGangster dug up

If I am keeping track correctly that is three different stories about his face imbalance
1 - It was from an accident
2 - It was from alcohol and drug abuse at an early age
3 - It is from a rare condition

 

[CubicleGangster]

What's her OnlyFans and does she post pics of her butthole?

 

[BEER]

I ain't undermining the system when I deal with 15 year olds committing first degree felonies.

Greg is a cop

 

[Limbo Pete]

If I am keeping track correctly that is three different stories about his face imbalance
1 - It was from an accident
2 - It was from alcohol and drug abuse at an early age
3 - It is from a rare condition

But most importantly, number 4 - Creepiness is the ultimate suck factor for women

 

[JDragon]

If I am keeping track correctly that is three different stories about his face imbalance
1 - It was from an accident
2 - It was from alcohol and drug abuse at an early age
3 - It is from a rare condition

Why not throth