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BROTHERS!!!!!
Tonight we are shipping up to Boston to witness what promises to be a glorious feast for the Sanguine Lord.
In the Main Service, the Goat-Horned Demon from the Land of Drinking and Fighting will seek to take one more step toward the Throne of Aldo as the Siver is brought before him to be Sacrificed.
But we should remember Brothers, that intended Sacrifices have been known to ruin the best laid plans of men, and the Goat-Horned One should honor both JBG and the Sacrifice by unleashing as much violence as possible to avoid any unlikely twists of fate.
May JBG bless both men, and may he feast!
On this night we may see a man ascend into Sainthood, as the Cowboy From Hell has graciously accepted the opportunity to do violence for the second time in this young 2015 against a very worthy opponent, Bendo the Smooth, Bewitcher of Judges. If the CFH can do the unthinkable and offer the Smooth One or even please the Sanguine Lord with 15 minutes of brutal violence, he will become Saint Cowboy from Hell and honored for all eternity.
Let us Prey
O Most Bloody Lord of the Eight Sided Altar, we pray that Sunday is not your day of rest, but one of Gluttony, for there are many who would feed you this day.
Blessed be your Servants, great and small, famous and infamous.
May you feast on Blood, Bone, Brain and Soul and may your servants this night overcome the lack of promised sacrifices from the Main Service of the last PPV.
Let this be the beginning of a bloody new year.
Let the blood rain, the bone bend, and stars be seen.
In the words taught to us by your First Prophet we prey:
ALL HAIL!!!!
I look forward to this thread - sermon every time a card comes up. I lol many times and Thrawn's names and thrones of aldo crack me the hell up. Nice one...let blood be duly given and received for all.
