The JUST BLEED God UFN WARship Thread: Boston Massacre 2015

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  1. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    (!!EDIT: PLEASE LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE BOSTON MASSACRE OF 1770 AND THE BOSTON MARATHON BOMBING OF 2013 BEFORE POSTING "TOO SOON" WITH REGARDS TO MY THREAD TITLE!!)

    BROTHERS!!!!!

    Tonight we are shipping up to Boston to witness what promises to be a glorious feast for the Sanguine Lord.

    In the Main Service, the Goat-Horned Demon from the Land of Drinking and Fighting will seek to take one more step toward the Throne of Aldo as the Siver is brought before him to be Sacrificed.

    But we should remember Brothers, that intended Sacrifices have been known to ruin the best laid plans of men, and the Goat-Horned One should honor both JBG and the Sacrifice by unleashing as much violence as possible to avoid any unlikely twists of fate.

    May JBG bless both men, and may he feast!

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    On this night we may see a man ascend into Sainthood, as the Cowboy From Hell has graciously accepted the opportunity to do violence for the second time in this young 2015 against a very worthy opponent, Bendo the Smooth, Bewitcher of Judges. If the CFH can do the unthinkable and offer the Smooth One or even please the Sanguine Lord with 15 minutes of brutal violence, he will become Saint Cowboy from Hell and honored for all eternity.

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    Let us Prey

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    O Most Bloody Lord of the Eight Sided Altar, we pray that Sunday is not your day of rest, but one of Gluttony, for there are many who would feed you this day.
    Blessed be your Servants, great and small, famous and infamous.
    May you feast on Blood, Bone, Brain and Soul and may your servants this night overcome the lack of promised sacrifices from the Main Service of the last PPV.
    Let this be the beginning of a bloody new year.
    Let the blood rain, the bone bend, and stars be seen.

    In the words taught to us by your First Prophet we prey:

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    ALL HAIL!!!!
     
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  2. Coffee79 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    On board and hoping the hype train out of Ireland gets delayed
     
  3. BornPure87 Purple Belt

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    That last GIF always gets me. What an icon. Let There Be Blood!
     
  4. SolidIce Purple Belt

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    Conor bless.
     
  5. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    If JBG desires to feast on Goat, so be it.

    We at the Temple of JBG only desire proper WARship be done in his name.

    But I anticipate the Siver being consumed by a Goat-horned Irish Demon.
     
  6. Megatronlee Red Belt

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    I'll be live to witness this blood
     
  7. Halge Silver Belt

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    ttt I suck at history. Was thinking "Boston Marathon".
     
  8. Coffee79 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Agreed - may JBG's will be done. We mortals are but willing slaves to his bloodlust.
     
  9. I Hate You _________________

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    Boston massacre? Really? Too soon, bro, too soon.
     
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    can't wait to see blood spilling! May JBG keep blessing us.
     
  11. thedrewabides13 White Belt

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  12. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    245 years is too soon?
     
  13. SoberPoster Orange Belt

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    Too soon - delete thread.
     
  14. Halge Silver Belt

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    Yeah I misunderstood. Probably won't be the only one, though.
     
  15. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    History bro, learn it.

    1770...
     
  16. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    Another one....

    What in JBGs name do they teach you in schools...
     
  17. mirjitsu44 Blue Belt

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    Awesome title. I look forward to the offering tonight. JBG bless
     
  18. SoberPoster Orange Belt

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  19. jei Danger Zone Admin Staff Member Forum Administrator

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  20. Toco Steel Belt

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    bombing =/= massacre
     

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