The irony of the BMF belt

Across all sports that I've ever followed, BMF is the lamest concept of all.

Power slap is cool when compared to the concept of BMF.

Obviously it's easy to top it, and it's gonna happen: BMFPS, Baddest Motherfuckin Power Slapper, that's what's happening next year.

I'm done with MMA, it's so cheasy. Imagine wearing a shirt that says "MMA" or whatever, you would be ridiculed even in elementary school.
Dana doesn’t give a shit anymore. He’s loaded and I’d like to think he started Powerslap as a joke to see if he could really make it a thing… but I think he actually thinks it’s a genius idea and wants to throw as much money as possible at it to prove himself right.

The super rich think like children. Elon with rockets and wanting to explore space, Cybertrucks that look like they were drawn with my left hand, Dana with Powerslap. Dissolving the illusion that any of the elite are special people and anyone can do it if you work hard at the right things.
 
BMF is more meaningful than the LnP belt.

Deal with it
 
Holloway on paper is the BMF champ. Ilia claims he’s the BMF because he knocked out Holloway. The lineal BMF champ was JDM who was beaten by Makhachev last night. But if you give Islam the BMF belt, he wouldn’t take it. And if you call him a Bad Motherfucker, he wouldn’t be cool with it.
Lineal BMF doesn't exist

Next BMF should be DDP vs Jiri
 
Holloway on paper is the BMF champ. Ilia claims he’s the BMF because he knocked out Holloway. The lineal BMF champ was JDM who was beaten by Makhachev last night. But if you give Islam the BMF belt, he wouldn’t take it. And if you call him a Bad Motherfucker, he wouldn’t be cool with it.

So if Islam fights ilia and wins, he would be the BMF too?
 
Obviously it's easy to top it, and it's gonna happen: BMFPS, Baddest Motherfuckin Power Slapper, that's what's happening next year.
Haanji but it is not necessary yaar

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Change it to (Barely Making Fortunes) and hand one out to everybody. Problem solved.

Poverty Strap!
 
I don't think grapplers should take part on BMF and that's why I don't want Charles to fight Max. If Max starts piecing Charles up he's gonna look to take the fight to the ground.
 
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