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The strawberry and the blackberry look like victims.
takes one to know one eh
The strawberry and the blackberry look like victims.
That banana is totally a rapist
Not saying this to detract from anyone in this comp, great work everyone except @Arqueto.

My dog likes to burp in our face, never known a dog to have so much wind, very odd little animal we have
Haha, that's awesome. My cousins pug likes to fart on people like when it knows it's going to fart it backs up and puts it butt on you and lets rip.
These are so friggin good. I would have been ashamed to even try and enter this contest lol
Found a pic of one of the contestants. Really got into the froot thing for his shoop.
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Froot Girl Bump
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I measure my abs by the barrel bro, not packs. Cash and carry for me!
I measure my abs by the barrel bro, not packs. Cash and carry for me!


This guy likes thicc froots.
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number 4 got me all hot and bothered
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I voted for number 7, fuck y'all
Those were some tough choices.
Some of you guys came to take over, some of you came to take part...
random thoughts on shoops, non-inclusive:
3 is really well done
4 is fucking hilarious
5 is hilarious and great but i dunno wtf it is
9 i didn't realize what it was at first glance but then i figurated it out, great.
10 looks great
12 is fucking hilarious, dunno how you came up with that concept
I agree we should maybe dial in the rules on masking, it could definitely be abused. I mean I could clip a pixel of any fruit and build literally anything from there. Froots need to be reasonably recognizable as whole froots (realize that's a bit of a grey area). And masking out a beard shape from a pile of beans is quite a bit less creative than actually shaping a beard from individual whole froots. plus whole froots are better for you than processed.
Not saying this to detract from anyone in this comp, great work everyone except @Arqueto. Just think we should clarify going forward to maintain the spirit of the comp.
Thanks @One MMA Fan for the work, that was a ton of fun!
i was a bar and party DJ back when that was pumpin
if there is one thing ive learned over the years it's that some vegetables are more versatile than others
thanks, i dont know how to do that trick
I don't like to agree with you EVER but I agree with you, some of these are beyond great and I'll never say anything bad about anyone's entry (except @Medulla Omoplata 's because they're always shit) but I really think you should only be able to use simple fruit and veg to build with, not bend them or stencil them or squash them or colour them, just the natural actual fruit/veg
Just my two cents, for what it's worth Buffalo
This is the most bizarre thread I've ever seen, and that's saying something.
There's a trap door in @Clippy's party garage.takes one to know one eh