The FIRST Annual Official Sherdog HAIKU contest?

[Mittens]

the ring girl watches
I strangle the opponent
we have sex later

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Ettish lost and bad
but he did never give up
came back for a win

 

[StonedLemur]

Mourning time must wait,
Take care of important things.
Body can't be found.

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Sounds like Columbo should be on the case sir.

 

[93confirmed]

Former Sherbro here
These forums used to be good
Now its fucked with ads

Seriously though, this site is horrendous on mobile. Sherdog completely borked it.

 

[Mittens]

Former Sherbro here
These forums used to be good
Now its fucked with ads

Seriously though, this site is horrendous on mobile. Sherdog completely borked it.

worst thing on mobile
is the damn stupid reload
while you are posting

 

[GiganticMeat]

Haikus come and go
A contest is a contest
Spring leaves fall like leaves

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Haikus can be fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

(

 

[Carrotman23]

worst thing on mobile
is the damn stupid reload
while you are posting

Just refresh the page and your unfinished post will be there. Sherdog saves them .

Former Sherbro here
These forums used to be good
Now its fucked with ads

Seriously though, this site is horrendous on mobile. Sherdog completely borked it.

Yeah I hate when the ads fill the middle of the thread and cover up posts, at least they do on my phone sometimes.

Try Brave mobile browser though if they get annoying (built in ad block).

 

[nonoob]

I like dogs and cats,
reptiles, amphibians,
people not so much.

 

[FreedomCricket]

Not An Employee
UFC's Not A Career,
Opportunity

 

[World eater]

5 syllables first line

7 syllables second line

5 syllables third line sir

You are like the third guy who said this. I am surprised how many violence loving guys here are versed in the art of haiku. I just shitposted for giggles, but I will certainly remember the 575 syllable thing from now on

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Fights turn to blandness
Water for Dana account
Sez my balls are hot

I do not see this
Need winter snow on driveway.
You are fucking goofs

 

[TempleoftheDog]

UFC is GOAT
Neck and neck with soccer
Huge Hotdog brander

5, 6, 5..

But I like it.

 

[TempleoftheDog]

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6, 7, 5.

But, it’s good.

 

[StonedLemur]

You are like the third guy who said this. I am surprised how many violence loving guys here are versed in the art of haiku. I just shitposted for giggles, but I will certainly remember the 575 syllable thing from now on

We still love you dearly sir

 

[DustinBeaver]

I would like to spar.
Life is fleeting so don’t fret.
Alex hits you die.

 

[TempleoftheDog]

Great Value Rockhold
Hairline robust and Flowy
World Domination

Good one..

 

[don't ask]

the ring girl watches
I strangle the opponent
we have sex later

You made a woman watch you have sex with a corpse you strangled to death?

Spoiler

 

[PurpleStorm]

Lazy evening bliss
Hangin with the dawg pound yo
T-bone steak awaits

 

[Sweater of AV]

The haiku contest
A new Sherdog tradition
Diaz 1,2,5

 

[don't ask]

You are like the third guy who said this. I am surprised how many violence loving guys here are versed in the art of haiku. I just shitposted for giggles, but I will certainly remember the 575 syllable thing from now on

Haikus aren't actually 5-7-5 syllable arrangements.

In Japan, they don't actually count syllables at all, but sounds, and it's a sort of urban myth that haiku should be 5-7-5 syllables in English, despite how widespread that belief is.

Graceguts - Urban Myth of 5-7-5

In March of 2011, a concerned contributor to the Vancouver Cherry Blossom Festival’s Haiku Invitational sent the following message, which festival organizers forwarded to me for response: + Dear Madam/Sir: I have viewed the winning entries published on bus ads for the annual haiku

www.graceguts.com

 

[PurpleStorm]

Haikus aren't actually 5-7-5 syllable arrangements.

Graceguts - Urban Myth of 5-7-5

In March of 2011, a concerned contributor to the Vancouver Cherry Blossom Festival’s Haiku Invitational sent the following message, which festival organizers forwarded to me for response: + Dear Madam/Sir: I have viewed the winning entries published on bus ads for the annual haiku

www.graceguts.com

True dat true dat true
In spirit and in deed
Refined tastes mah bro