Movies THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS (Full Trailer, post #64)

[KnightTemplar]

Ironically, Kirby could've been perfect for that role with her accent.

And she's got a decent rack.

 

[Osculater]

They should had made female Silver Surfer bald with bigger tits and ass

 

[Substance Abuse]

Nice to see you cans try to turn every Berry thread into War Room Lite again. Time is a flat circle.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Nice to see you cans try to turn every Berry thread into War Room Lite again. Time is a flat circle.

How AOC of you to say you liberal cuck.




















*runs away*

 

[Substance Abuse]

How AOC of you to say you liberal cuck.




















*runs away*

You mad, you illiterate flyover state bigot.

Am I doing this right? Lol

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Nice to see you cans try to turn every Berry thread into War Room Lite again. Time is a flat circle.

How AOC of you to say you liberal cuck.




















*runs away*

these threads should all start with this bit to keep things in perspective:

 

[Kraysla]

Nice to see you cans try to turn every Berry thread into War Room Lite again. Time is a flat circle.

Every. Single. Movie. Thread. They used to be fun, now they're almost insufferable.

 

[Plissken]

Every. Single. Movie. Thread. They used to be fun, now they're almost insufferable.

To be fair the quality of films and current Hollywood climate dictates the quality of threads, but all social media is pretty diseased and I'm not free from being part of the problem sometimes myself.

 

[Plissken]

Hollywood had a great chance at a cooler retro 60's FF sometime in the mid-2000's. George Clooney as Reed Richards doing a sort of Cary Grant-Hugh Beaumont pipe smoking type patriarch combined with world class scientist and explorer, Naomi Watts as his younger wife part 60's housewife part Aliens era Ellen Ripley, Ron Pearlman as The Thing- the loyal gruff Jewish best friend cursed with a permanent monstrous transformation, and there's a handful of actors that could have done Johnny Storm back then. Add Jason Isaacs as Dr. Doom, Galactus as an Old Testament Biblical-Lovecraftian hybrid entity and The Silver Surfer as his heralding angel of death that turns hero. With that cast and concept it could have been something special even with the fx limitations of the time. I mean Ghostbusters did an apocalyptic Old Testament-Lovecraftian hybrid deity with Gozer pretty damn well all the way back in '84

This may end up being fine, but with almost all adaptations and properties for far too long I've thought more about what could have been than enjoying what was, so I don't have a lot of hope

 

[Legumes]

But whats up with Johnny Storm looking exactly like a young Robert Downey Jr, though, man they are trying everything they can to shove that guy back into these movies LoL

Looks like an alt-world version of young Robert Downey Jr. that was addicted to cock instead of coke.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Hollywood had a great chance at a cooler retro 60's FF sometime in the mid-2000's. George Clooney as Reed Richards doing a sort of Cary Grant-Hugh Beaumont pipe smoking type patriarch combined with world class scientist and explorer, Naomi Watts as his younger wife part 60's housewife part Aliens era Ellen Ripley, Ron Pearlman as The Thing- the loyal gruff Jewish best friend cursed with a permanent monstrous transformation, and there's a handful of actors that could have done Johnny Storm back then. Add Jason Isaacs as Dr. Doom, Galactus as an Old Testament Biblical-Lovecraftian hybrid entity and The Silver Surfer as his heralding angel of death that turns hero. With that cast and concept it could have been something special even with the fx limitations of the time. I mean Ghostbusters did an apocalyptic Old Testament-Lovecraftian hybrid deity with Gozer pretty damn well all the way back in '84

This may end up being fine, but with almost all adaptations and properties for far too long I've thought more about what could have been than enjoying what was, so I don't have a lot of hope

This could have been killer. I honestly think it took a few failures for Marvel to realize they had to go retro to introduce a live action FF. And if the multiverse angle wasn't already primed for it, I don't think they would have developed this story at all.

 

[Doomer]

I have not idea whats going on, but I read "woman cast as character" and it made me sick!

Sorry to hear you despise women so much

 

[KnightTemplar]

You mad, you illiterate flyover state bigot.

Am I doing this right? Lol

Nah, you didn't call him a Nazi.

5/10, must do better.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Nah, you didn't call him a Nazi.

5/10, must do better.

it was implied you fake centrist

 

[Rawex]

Did you expect anything else, given they cast Pascal, Hollywood's go-to Cuck, as Reed?

And while I'd be happy to give Kirby the best thirty seconds of both our lives, I'm sorry, she's just not hot enough to play Sue. If both the Sub-Mariner and Doctor Doom have tried to get inside your panties, you have to be an LA 9 at the very least.

(Ms Sweeney, please report to Make Up...)

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Looks ok

 

[Rob Battisti]

The M-She-U Strikes again.

@KnightTemplar look how they massacred our boy

 

[KnightTemplar]

@KnightTemplar look how they massacred our boy

Doom kills Reed, Johnny and Ben, slaps Sue's ass and tells her to go make him a sandwich. Movie makes a Billion dollars.

You're welcome, Marvel!

 

[Thad Castle v2]

Don't care for the casting of Johnny, he looks weird. Still the trailer looks decent and Kirby as Sue is perfect

 

[Hog-train]

Don't care for the casting of Johnny, he looks weird. Still the trailer looks decent and Kirby as Sue is perfect

He's a flaming gay guy in real life.

They're probably going to make Johnny Storm gay.