The complete guide to Conor Khabib

[Arqueto]

WTF TS?

 

[Fortniter33]

Man you’re a freaking weirdo

 

[Cam Zink]

it was hard but i yanked it out

 

[caliboi74lv]

 

[Miesha]

"I have the experience and the authority to publish this"

Oh, this gonna go well. Sherbros gonna have a field day with ya.

 

[McBlaze]

My comprehensive guide:

Khabib wins on the ground or Conor wins on the feet.

Conor will strangle him unconciousess while his little gazelle friends watch

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I went to see a kinesiologist once, absolute bullshit, fuckers should be wearing a mask when they try to rob you

I'm suggesting Moon rocks for all involved

 

[surrealworlds]

Oh man, theres some gems in that wall of text...

First, before you read any further, let me just say that this guide is the most comprehensive breakdown of this fight you will see anywhere.

Who talks like this? Why are you complimenting yourself as you are writing?

I have the experience and the authority to publish this, and I would appreciate if no one copys/pastes this into any MMA media without PMing me first. Ok thank you, let's continue.

Experience in what? Coloring books?
Authority? Yeah you and Cartman.
No mma media will be contacting you over this post. A bit full of yourself huh?

Utilizing kinesiologetic analysis,

You dont know what that means do you?

I have compiled the results of research that assessed every possible angle of this fight.

Sitting in your basement jacking off to Anime porn doesnt count as research.

Traditional power/conflict models are rendered inapplicable by existing social conflicts that exist beyond the physical fight itself, and transcend into the metaphysical and epigenetic variables which evolve with trailblazing combat sports physicians such as the two contestants we see observe.

Holy sentence structure Batman. This unintelligible dribble hurts to read.

First, we have to consider the striking. Conor's striking likely hits at close to 700 lbs whereas Khabib's striking appears to render close to the 600 lbs bracket.From this we can assume that Conor will be expending 100 kilocycles per shot, whereas Khabib's pace may fair slightly better with a 85-90 KJ output.

I gave you the benefit of the doubt on this and googled kilocycle...yeah, you dont know what that word means either do you?

Every fight begins standing up, and each round begins standing up again. It is an absolute given certainty that this fight will take place on the feet.

WUT!? Are you kidding me!? LMAO. No shit sherlock!

Next, we observe a southpaw vs orthodox stance. In boxing, a southpaw stance is where Conor has his right hand and right foot forward, leading with right jabs, and following with a left cross right hook. It is the normal stance for a left-handed fighter. The corresponding designation for a right-handed fighter such as Khabib is orthodox and is generally a mirror-image of the southpaw stance. Left-handed fighters are usually taught to fight in a southpaw stance, but right-handed fighters also fight in the southpaw stance. Fighting in a southpaw stance will give Conor a strategic advantage because of the tactical and cognitive difficulties of coping with a fighter who moves in a mirror-reverse of the norm.

This just says, Conor fights southpaw which give him an advantage because most fighters do not. Horrible word usage.

I honestly wanted to rip this apart line by line but i cant take it anymore. Please let this be a troll job. If this is seriously the best writing/coherent thoughts you can muster up, please read a book or five.

Khabib will insert constant in and out pace control to counter this measure. This is why left-handed fighters are brought up fighting in this orthodox stance. Another reason some left-handed fighting in the orthodox stance is due to the (real or perceived) limited number of training partners who are able to facilitate such diversity of approach. Conor has studied the science of boxing at a level beyond any other MMA fighter to date. We can therefore anticipate Conor's use of orthodox fighting to give him a significant sight advantage on the angles and circles presented in this fight. Expect the unexpected.

Khabib will be moving for a single leg takedown from angled stretch positioning. The single leg takedown involves grabbing one of the legs, usually with both hands, and using the position to force Conor to the ground. As a result Conor's uppercut will find immense upward pressure here, creating multiple dangers for Khabib. Typically, the lower part of the leg is pulled in one direction, while the torso or shoulder is used to press the body or upper part of the leg of the opponent in the other direction. Khabib has several varieties of single leg takedowns. Some involve picking up and holding the leg by the ankle and are often known as ankle picks, while other varieties include the high crotch, in which the leg is held high up in the opponent's crotch area. The leg can be attacked either across the body ("inside") or from away from the body ("outside"). Khabib's leg takedowns can also be executed in combination with a leg trip to the other leg, which additionally destabilizes Conor based on Conor's anti-triangular footwork (more on this later). Conor can counter by sprawling or by hooking the lifted foot in the crotch of Khabib (so it cannot be lifted further and to maintain a distance from the aggression), and, where allowed, in combination with knee strikes to the head of the standing opponent.

Sad....just sad...

 

[MoroccanFan]

 

[CasterMard]

People are definitely going to read that

...not

 

[LoneStalker]

First, before you read any further, let me just say that this guide is the most comprehensive breakdown of this fight you will see anywhere. I have the experience and the authority to publish this, and I would appreciate if no one copys/pastes this into any MMA media without PMing me first. Ok thank you, let's continue.

Utilizing kinesiologetic analysis, I have compiled the results of research that assessed every possible angle of this fight. This is your complete guide to the match up, the interaction between two distinct anatomies, and the outcome. Traditional power/conflict models are rendered inapplicable by existing social conflicts that exist beyond the physical fight itself, and transcend into the metaphysical and epigenetic variables which evolve with trailblazing combat sports physicians such as the two contestants we see observe.

First, we have to consider the striking. Conor's striking likely hits at close to 700 lbs whereas Khabib's striking appears to render close to the 600 lbs bracket. From this we can assume that Conor will be expending 100 kilocycles per shot, whereas Khabib's pace may fair slightly better with a 85-90 KJ output. Every fight begins standing up, and each round begins standing up again. It is an absolute given certainty that this fight will take place on the feet. Next, we observe a southpaw vs orthodox stance. In boxing, a southpaw stance is where Conor has his right hand and right foot forward, leading with right jabs, and following with a left cross right hook. It is the normal stance for a left-handed fighter. The corresponding designation for a right-handed fighter such as Khabib is orthodox and is generally a mirror-image of the southpaw stance. Left-handed fighters are usually taught to fight in a southpaw stance, but right-handed fighters also fight in the southpaw stance. Fighting in a southpaw stance will give Conor a strategic advantage because of the tactical and cognitive difficulties of coping with a fighter who moves in a mirror-reverse of the norm. Khabib will insert constant in and out pace control to counter this measure. This is why left-handed fighters are brought up fighting in this orthodox stance. Another reason some left-handed fighting in the orthodox stance is due to the (real or perceived) limited number of training partners who are able to facilitate such diversity of approach. Conor has studied the science of boxing at a level beyond any other MMA fighter to date. We can therefore anticipate Conor's use of orthodox fighting to give him a significant sight advantage on the angles and circles presented in this fight. Expect the unexpected.

Khabib will be moving for a single leg takedown from angled stretch positioning. The single leg takedown involves grabbing one of the legs, usually with both hands, and using the position to force Conor to the ground. As a result Conor's uppercut will find immense upward pressure here, creating multiple dangers for Khabib. Typically, the lower part of the leg is pulled in one direction, while the torso or shoulder is used to press the body or upper part of the leg of the opponent in the other direction. Khabib has several varieties of single leg takedowns. Some involve picking up and holding the leg by the ankle and are often known as ankle picks, while other varieties include the high crotch, in which the leg is held high up in the opponent's crotch area. The leg can be attacked either across the body ("inside") or from away from the body ("outside"). Khabib's leg takedowns can also be executed in combination with a leg trip to the other leg, which additionally destabilizes Conor based on Conor's anti-triangular footwork (more on this later). Conor can counter by sprawling or by hooking the lifted foot in the crotch of Khabib (so it cannot be lifted further and to maintain a distance from the aggression), and, where allowed, in combination with knee strikes to the head of the standing opponent.

All this is useless if you don't convert your energy calculations into joules, following this formula

 

[dertdent]

Reads like a 659 word Trump tweet.

 

[Roljo]

Damn. All those words and you really didn’t say anything.

Somebody actually read it