The Chuck Norris workout

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  1. Grimjaw Guest

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    My friend just bought one of these and I was skeptical at first, but after I tried it, I really felt the burn and the stretch, it felt like I was getting a great workout. basically I wanna know does anyone have any experience with this? Is it worth it? Is it a scam like the bowflex? I mean anything with Chuck norris's name on it, should be instant success. But the whole "Only workout 10 minutes, 3 times a week and see results in a month!" quote kinda makes me doubt it.
     
  2. Fozzy1 Guest

    it will make you huge and give you GSP like features.

    -.-;

    ~Foz
     
  3. Wild Dan Hibiki Black Belt

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    look at how ripped chuck is, it's gotta work!
     
  4. daemonarch push my car

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    hehehe...

    TS get outa here as fast as possible man...you have guys here benching 600 lbs as nothin and you come with all that stuff ? how dare you ??:icon_chee
    pray nobody takes notice of your thread...lol
     
  5. hunto Brown Belt

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    Someone is still sulking over getting his puppy-nose tapped.....needs to get over it....
     
  6. daemonarch push my car

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    Im over with that, its just so funny when I think about it - I cant help it

    TS Im sorry, just ignore me, its an internal joke, you wouldnt understand it...
     
  7. ronin0352 Lift, Eat, Sleep, Repeat

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    *grabs popcorn*

    This should be good.
     
  8. hunto Brown Belt

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    It's so funny you're still crying about it this morning in other threads?







    Get the fuck over it.
     
  9. daemonarch push my car

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    save the popcorn for another day...Im goin out to flip some kbells and drink beer after that...such a nice day...
     
  10. Klotz Shalom

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    Tell, how do the "burn" and the "stretch" relate to anything tangible?
     
  11. Merrill Purple Belt

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    Wesley Snipes uses one of those things. He ended up getting busted for tax evasion. Buyer beware.
     
  12. Merrill Purple Belt

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    Nobody here benches 600. You know very little about this community.
     
  13. Chaseg1520 Green Belt

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    Totally worth the money... I would pay anything to get the burn and stretch that the total gym produces...
     
  14. oxcart Ambαssαdor of kwan

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    As a rehab/prehab tool, I could see it having its place. But a set of rubber bands tied to a door handle would probably do the same thing.
     
  15. endurance Simply the Best

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    It only fits guys up to 6'2''. It gives you a decent workout but you can do everything it does on your own.
     
  16. Jubacat Rope Belt

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    You answered your own question.
     
  17. vince89 Banned Banned

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    Chuck Norris is a gimmick, someone hurry up and knock him out.
     
  18. Chaseg1520 Green Belt

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    Oh you shut your dirty little mouth.
     
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    Care to fill me in?

    Search for posts by user....gnub.
     
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