The Brontosaurus never existed?! :(

[Scyther]

@Scyther we summon you and your trolling ways.

You guys can't live without me. Knew it all along.

 

[Scyther]

I remember when I found this out a few years ago. My oldest was a toddler and really into dinosaurs. I bought him a dinosaur encyclopedia and it didn’t have the brontosaurus in it. A little more research and it felt like my childhood was a lie.

It was a lie. All of it, NO DINOSAURS EVER existed, they're all a hoax.

 

[BisexualMMA]

When I see that bird and look in it's eye I hear the Terminator 2 music playing

 

[Scyther]

I remember when I found this out a few years ago. My oldest was a toddler and really into dinosaurs. I bought him a dinosaur encyclopedia and it didn’t have the brontosaurus in it. A little more research and it felt like my childhood was a lie.

It was a lie. All of it, NO DINOSAURS EVER existed, they're all a hoax.

I just found this shit online and it made me sad sherbros

I like brontosauruses





"Next to, say, the almighty Tyrannasaurus Rex, the Brontosaurus is easily one of the most commonly depicted beasts of the Jurassic age. It was the first and most mind-blowingly enormous dinosaur featured in the movie, Jurassic Park. The adorable protagonist of The Land Before Time, Littlefoot, was a Brontosaurus. The drive-in restaurant in the Flintstones even served Brontosaurus ribs. So it has to be a real thing, right?

Wrong.

The Brontosaurus is actually the result of an error made by a prominent paleontologist, O.C. Marsh, during such a contentious time in the field it was dubbed The Bone wars. During the Bone Wars period, Marsh was so caught up in the race to discover more bones than his rival, Edward Drinker Cope, that he carelessly misidentified an already discovered dinosaur as something new. The skeleton in question belonged to the Apatosaurus, but before it could be corrected the name Brontosaurus had already spread enough to create years of misinformation."

I don't know if you saw a thread I made a while back called Dinosaurs Never Existed, but there's a lot of evidence to suggest dinosaurs have NEVER existed. It's a 30 minute video but it's well done.

 

[Iroh]

I'm god damned sick of this BULLSHIT!!! There's only one way to settle this!

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

This discovery pretty much uproots all known science. Gonna be tough to recover from this one.

 

[phunky]

They co existed with humans 5-6 thousands years ago

 

[Twelve75]

I'm hearing strong rumours,this didn't actually happen either.....

 

[Hattori]

I hope after watching this, you feel a lot better

 

[mjmj]

Should have known Scyther would show up sooner or later. I needed a laugh this morning.

 

[SMillard]

do you have basic reading problems? if not, that was the worst attempt to be funny.

really? the worst? in all of history that was the worst attempt?? Worse than Michael Richards doing improv? Worse than Rosanne Barr singing the American National Anthem at a baseball game? Worse than ANY Amy Schumer or Carlos Mensia act?

Wow, now i really feel sad. Way to make a depressing thread even more depressing.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

but i was delighted to recently learn that there was such a dinosaur called the Nigersaurus

I don't even know what it looks like but it's already my new favorite dinosaur

You guys can't live without me. Knew it all along.

I missed you Scyther! Your threads are always entertaining and I'm a fan. Btw you need to work on a new one bro.

It was a lie. All of it, NO DINOSAURS EVER existed, they're all a hoax.


I don't know if you saw a thread I made a while back called Dinosaurs Never Existed, but there's a lot of evidence to suggest dinosaurs have NEVER existed. It's a 30 minute video but it's well done.

I did see that thread and I was all up in it. And I was one of the few that actually watched that video all the way through, and yes, I also thought it was pretty damn interesting. Cool food for thought anyway.

 

[Halge]

Never existed, or havent existed... yet?

 

[Pixelated Porn]

I'm hearing strong rumours,this didn't actually happen either.....

Ok, what do you got?

Here is saying that it was possible for the red sea to part naturally and then crash back down

 

[Satur9]

Jesus, santa, Pluto, and now you drop this bullshit on me!

I hate the technology age...

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

spell boscotictiasour.
the m in the begging is silent

 

[kenetics]

No little foot?