The Breakfast Club (John Bender)

[ALAN PARTRIDGE]

If the guy is such a badass, why does he even attend school and certainly why would he attend Saturday Detentions?

What's the worse that can happen if he doesn't show for detention?

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

Don't don't dont you
ruin it for me

 

[therealdope]

My best friend growing up was a "John Bender" and I went to high school with a couple of "John Benders". From my recollection, they always had a choice as to how not to fuck up their lives. They always chose wrong and ended up fucking themselves over.

I was lucky to have someone explain one simple fact to me at that age: the only 2 things in life that you always control are attitude, and effort.

 

[revoltub]

That's actually a good point. Probably goes there to hit on chicks

 

[Proud American]

If the guy is such a badass, why does he even attend school and certainly why would he attend Saturday Detentions?

What's the worse that can happen if he doesn't show for detention?

He would not graduate. If he wants to graduate he’s gotta go to school. That’s all it is.

 

[Proud American]

That's actually a good point. Probably goes there to hit on chicks

Can you imagine them trying to make that face in crotch scene again?

 

[Naught2Sixty]

Maybe his dad threatened to burn him with a cigar again or something.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

If the guy is such a badass, why does he even attend school and certainly why would he attend Saturday Detentions?

What's the worse that can happen if he doesn't show for detention?

They told him if he didn't show up he'd have to take the "Chet" role in Weird Science.

 

[therealdope]

They told him if he didn't show up he'd have to take the "Chet" role in Weird Science.

Chet may be the greatest character in American cinema.

 

[MIKOM]

the only 2 things in life that you always control are attitude, and effort.

Yes, yes, yes..... this a million times yes.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Chet may be the greatest character in American cinema.

Context.

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

He went to detention to get a mouthful of Molly Ringwald's panties

 

[Patrick Jane]

 

[crabmeat]

My best friend growing up was a "John Bender" and I went to high school with a couple of "John Benders". From my recollection, they always had a choice as to how not to fuck up their lives. They always chose wrong and ended up fucking themselves over.

I was lucky to have someone explain one simple fact to me at that age: the only 2 things in life that you always control are attitude, and effort.

My sister dated a "John Bender". My sister was four years older than me, and he was the same age. He was in my 7th grade homeroom. Dude ended up getting hit by car when he ran out of a tree line and onto the road. Some homeowner caught him trying to steal a bike on their property and chased him off.

My sister had a VHS of his funeral. It was pretty classic. My sister was wearing this trashy miniskirt with 80's mall hair. There were all these headbangers with concert shirts and jean jackets with backpatches. You could hear the deceased's mother with her cigarette coughing, all throughout the service. Someone had a boombox and played Slayer. They were slowly banging their heads, because it was a solemn occasion. My sister did this corny "Ah luuuuve you, babe!". Someone put a bottle of Jack Daniels on his coffin with cheers from the crowd.

I really wish I could have made a copy of it.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Smoke up Johnny

 

[genecop]

We all had a little Bender in us...I know I did..

 

[Proud American]

He went to detention to get a mouthful of Molly Ringwald's panties

And he won her over in the end. Why I didn’t I use that move in highschool?

 

[Proud American]

My sister dated a "John Bender". My sister was four years older than me, and he was the same age. He was in my 7th grade homeroom. Dude ended up getting hit by car when he ran out of a tree line and onto the road. Some homeowner caught him trying to steal a bike on their property and chased him off.

My sister had a VHS of his funeral. It was pretty classic. My sister was wearing this trashy miniskirt with 80's mall hair. There were all these headbangers with concert shirts and jean jackets with backpatches. You could hear the deceased's mother with her cigarette coughing, all throughout the service. Someone had a boombox and played Slayer. They were slowly banging their heads, because it was a solemn occasion. My sister did this corny "Ah luuuuve you, babe!". Someone put a bottle of Jack Daniels on his coffin with cheers from the crowd.

I really wish I could have made a copy of it.

That’s so trashy it made me sad.

 

[DoctorPablo]

Because Bender is just a gutless turd as proven by Vice Principal Vernon.

 

[therealdope]

My sister dated a "John Bender". My sister was four years older than me, and he was the same age. He was in my 7th grade homeroom. Dude ended up getting hit by car when he ran out of a tree line and onto the road. Some homeowner caught him trying to steal a bike on their property and chased him off.

My sister had a VHS of his funeral. It was pretty classic. My sister was wearing this trashy miniskirt with 80's mall hair. There were all these headbangers with concert shirts and jean jackets with backpatches. You could hear the deceased's mother with her cigarette coughing, all throughout the service. Someone had a boombox and played Slayer. They were slowly banging their heads, because it was a solemn occasion. My sister did this corny "Ah luuuuve you, babe!". Someone put a bottle of Jack Daniels on his coffin with cheers from the crowd.

I really wish I could have made a copy of it.

this is a god-tier level post.