Tetris movie

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  1. jgarner

    jgarner Silver Belt

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    I read an article today about the new Tetris movie. Apparently they plan on making this crazy thing a trilogy now with around an $80MM budget. The producing company, Threshold Global Studios, is a Chinese company started by the Larry Kasanoff and Bruno Wu. Larry produced Mortal Combat, Mortal Combat: Annihilation, True Lives, and a dozen other crap films. Bruno doesn't seem to have done much in the industry from what he's been credited on IMDb.

    I guess I'm wondering what you guys think the plot will be. I can't begin to image how they will turn this game of blocks into a trilogy. What is your Tetris plot prediction?
     
  2. Fuzzybabyducks

    Fuzzybabyducks i like ketchup

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    sounds like something cheesy they would do in the 80's.... which means I will probably watch all three..
     
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    I bet this part

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    ^ goes to the white dude
     
  4. Damien Karras

    Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    Some movies just shouldn't be made. This is one of them.
     
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  5. jgarner

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    Any guess what the plot will be? I wish they would make it rated R, and it's about an incoming asteroid that was broken apart by nuclear missiles. People are trying to dodge the debris as it falls from the sky. Different chunks have different shapes.
     
  6. Damien Karras

    Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    Tetris porn movie does sound more entertaining for sure.
     
  8. Fuzzybabyducks

    Fuzzybabyducks i like ketchup

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    should be about the cold war and how a kid discoveres a secret nuclear launch code the russians planted in a game of tetris.. He has to beat the game to stop the launch as the KBG comes after him ...
     
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    OOOH! Maybe there's a terrible earthquake in NYC. People are trapped between buildings trying to escape a gridlocked city as parts of buildings crash down into the streets. Sometimes the debris gets stuck before it hits the ground crushing hundreds. Other times, it crashes down on babies and nuns.


    On a side note, isn't it odd that we call earthquakes by that name? Earth is the name of our planet. So can earthquakes only happen on Earth? Say we terraform Mars and turn it into an awesome gambling/prostitution planet. If there is an earthquake, would they call it a marsquake? Or a planetquake?
     
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    Fuzzybabyducks i like ketchup

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    Space isnt real bro
     
  11. jgarner

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    I forgot.... Flat earth and all. You're right then, never-you-mind my question.
     
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    How dare you...
     
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    $80 million for a trilogy? That can't be right.
     
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  15. jgarner

    jgarner Silver Belt

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    I'm sorry....

    Mortal Kombat
    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
     
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    What are you, retarded?
     
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    They should make a 3 hour movie of a guy playing Tetris.

    That's the movie. You just watch someone playing Tetris.

    Box office smash
     
  18. DIABOLUS

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    "Earth" is also another term for ground, dirt.
     
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    KBE6EKCTAH_CCP ^Korean Chef Kevin Lee, NOT Fighter Kevin Lee

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    I read that a tic tac to movie is also in the works.
     
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    Can't wait for the reboot that follows the trilogy. Gonna smash records...
     

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