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  1. jgarner Silver Belt

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    I read an article today about the new Tetris movie. Apparently they plan on making this crazy thing a trilogy now with around an $80MM budget. The producing company, Threshold Global Studios, is a Chinese company started by the Larry Kasanoff and Bruno Wu. Larry produced Mortal Combat, Mortal Combat: Annihilation, True Lives, and a dozen other crap films. Bruno doesn't seem to have done much in the industry from what he's been credited on IMDb.

    I guess I'm wondering what you guys think the plot will be. I can't begin to image how they will turn this game of blocks into a trilogy. What is your Tetris plot prediction?
     
  2. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    sounds like something cheesy they would do in the 80's.... which means I will probably watch all three..
     
  3. Zer Steel Belt

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    I bet this part

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    ^ goes to the white dude
     
  4. Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    Some movies just shouldn't be made. This is one of them.
     
  5. jgarner Silver Belt

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    Any guess what the plot will be? I wish they would make it rated R, and it's about an incoming asteroid that was broken apart by nuclear missiles. People are trying to dodge the debris as it falls from the sky. Different chunks have different shapes.
     
  6. Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    "Why in god's name are we just letting these things pile up??? Thousands of people are dying and our government is just sitting there and doing nothing!!!"

    "They're waiting for the tall straight bar to appear"
     
  7. TeTe Grifting for likes Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Tetris porn movie does sound more entertaining for sure.
     
  8. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    [​IMG]

    should be about the cold war and how a kid discoveres a secret nuclear launch code the russians planted in a game of tetris.. He has to beat the game to stop the launch as the KBG comes after him ...
     
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    OOOH! Maybe there's a terrible earthquake in NYC. People are trapped between buildings trying to escape a gridlocked city as parts of buildings crash down into the streets. Sometimes the debris gets stuck before it hits the ground crushing hundreds. Other times, it crashes down on babies and nuns.


    On a side note, isn't it odd that we call earthquakes by that name? Earth is the name of our planet. So can earthquakes only happen on Earth? Say we terraform Mars and turn it into an awesome gambling/prostitution planet. If there is an earthquake, would they call it a marsquake? Or a planetquake?
     
  10. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    Space isnt real bro
     
  11. jgarner Silver Belt

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    I forgot.... Flat earth and all. You're right then, never-you-mind my question.
     
  12. The White Mamba "Cold Stone Steve Austin" - Mike Goldberg

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    How dare you...
     
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    $80 million for a trilogy? That can't be right.
     
  15. jgarner Silver Belt

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    I'm sorry....

    Mortal Kombat
    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
     
  16. fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    What are you, retarded?
     
  17. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    They should make a 3 hour movie of a guy playing Tetris.

    That's the movie. You just watch someone playing Tetris.

    Box office smash
     
  18. DIABOLUS Banned Banned

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    "Earth" is also another term for ground, dirt.
     
  19. KBE6EKCTAH_CCP Vive le Québec libre !

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    I read that a tic tac to movie is also in the works.
     
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    Can't wait for the reboot that follows the trilogy. Gonna smash records...
     

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