Terrifying Situations

[Exi]

The fuck? You live in Liberia or something?

you sound illegal

Interesting so many people want to kill you, I've always found you entertaining.

Guys, come on, have you not seen my perpetual double yellows?

Spoiler

Thug Life

 

[Horse Style]

@Exi-Meta-Tran-Man is a special kind of guy. He's a a couple of concussions or bad LSD trip away from being @Clippy

 

[ralphc1]

Donald Trump with the nuclear codes.

 

[Exi]

@Exi-Meta-Tran-Man is a special kind of guy. He's a a couple of concussions or bad LSD trip away from being @Clippy

We all have a little Clippy in us, but yeah, true.

 

[Exi]

Donald Trump with the nuclear codes.

The people that voted for him.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Being held hostage and tortured was harsh. Long, but cool as fuck story behind all that.

Being in the middle of three Natives in a back ally as one held a screw driver under my eye and two stood behind me one with a 5 pound sledge and the other a saw.

Seeing people stabbed shot or beaten while held against their will always make me feel a little ill. And it was always a bit nerve racking when doors where getting kicked in, or gang warfare was taken place. Was in one that had a reported 400 people in. Truth is only about 150 where there to bang and the rest were just spectates really (the press like to exaggerate.

I guess any time I have had a gun held to my dome x2, but I can probably come up with at least 100 situations very easily where my blood was up.

Oh, also had a crazy boarder crossing once.

Most of it I can't get into to much, or even mention for obvious reasons. Most of those situations where terrifying, but I always stayed emotionally detached in them, it was the defining characteristic that saved my ass every single time.

I will post em as I remember them.

Uh, Who the hell are you?

Ha!

 

[Exi]

you sound illegal

''was'' , now I am a intolerable democracy/justice warrior fighting for the evolution of our species. barf

 

[Lanx]

''was'' , now I am a intolerable democracy/justice warrior fighting for the evolution of our species. barf

you're a DACA kid?

 

[Pwent]

storytime:
-Add random girls I met on facebook when i was in college
-Forgot most of them
-Every year on valentines day i copy and paste the same stupid shit to girls, but it has over a 90% success rate
-spamming it to girls on my friendslist
-Cute korean girl responds but says ive never met her
-we end up going out to dinner
-shes being difficult and she rejects my kiss 9 times (not exaggerating) before she finally kisses me back
-knew i was going to get it in
-go back to her apartment and bang like 4x throughout the night
-she texts me and i go back 2 days later do it again
-this happens twice more
-we're lying in bed and i ask what her korean name is
-she tells me nobody calls her by her korean name or her fake name she uses on facebook and social media
-realize i only know her name from facebook
-panic
-accidentally show my fear on my face
-she jolts up in anger
-asks me what her real name is
-panic
-slaps me and tells me to leave and never come back
-6 months later, messages me that my friend tried to random message her to get it in too

she deleted me on facebook too so i never found out what her actual name is btw

side note to the story, she is related to the asian dude from maze runner, once she told me that, i had trouble getting it up, because they look so alike. i kept seeing his face when i banged her

apparently i have some doubters on here, so here is a screenshot of the fb conversation

TL;DR, the terrifying situation is when i ended up in bed with a furious naked korean woman who realized that ive been fucking her without knowing what her name is

 

[Exi]

Uh, Who the hell are you?

Ha!

Like I said, I have hundreds of stories that anyone of them would result in people saying "I don't believe you" and shit like that. None of it was really all that cool, but rather sad and painful. Although I still get a bit of a twinkle in my eye when I tell some of the stories, as I did accomplish some pretty outstanding feats as an independent, as well as a social organizer. I will in the next decade position myself to leverage that experience into positive forms. If I could do it all over again, I would change nothing, as I have much to offer from the experiences of my younger days. I was lucky that I was addicted to writing and reading in those years as it helped me to elevate myself out of hell and become a whole and healthy person by most accounts and standards. Although in the last few months I have become a bit of a dick around here because of legal battles with the government and my family life destroyed as a result. I have been through worse. My future is bright and I have my health back after standing on the ledge of life. Looking forward to writing my memoirs about the sad and savage days though.

 

[Pwent]

wife was going down on me,she also gave me the sneaky finger. i cried,we haven't done oral since.

i personally love that shit but im always afraid to ask

just have to hope a girl goes for it

 

[Exi]

you're a DACA kid?

Ha...No such thing. I did however prepare myself thoroughly for a life as a international mercenary. I was a strange one that set the bar very low, or high depending on one's preferred view of all that.

Now I am all peace, love, prosperity etc...

is normal

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

I remember racing in deep desert silt having a Pro Buggy come blasting past within inches of me, prolly not knowing I was even there.

In retrospect it was pretty hairy, but in the moment I mostly thought, if I could only get outa this shit I'd catch you back!

indicative of many such situations, I didn't much react to till I thought about it later on.

 

[Shawn91111]

storytime:
-Add random girls I met on facebook when i was in college
-Forgot most of them
-Every year on valentines day i copy and paste the same stupid shit to girls, but it has over a 90% success rate
-spamming it to girls on my friendslist
-Cute korean girl responds but says ive never met her
-we end up going out to dinner
-shes being difficult and she rejects my kiss 9 times (not exaggerating) before she finally kisses me back
-knew i was going to get it in
-go back to her apartment and bang like 4x throughout the night
-she texts me and i go back 2 days later do it again
-this happens twice more
-we're lying in bed and i ask what her korean name is
-she tells me nobody calls her by her korean name or her fake name she uses on facebook and social media
-realize i only know her name from facebook
-panic
-accidentally show my fear on my face
-she jolts up in anger
-asks me what her real name is
-panic
-slaps me and tells me to leave and never come back
-6 months later, messages me that my friend tried to random message her to get it in too

she deleted me on facebook too so i never found out what her actual name is btw

side note to the story, she is related to the asian dude from maze runner, once she told me that, i had trouble getting it up, because they look so alike. i kept seeing his face when i banged her

apparently i have some doubters on here, so here is a screenshot of the fb conversation

Why is this terrifying?

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Guys, come on, have you not seen my perpetual double yellows?

Spoiler

Thug Life

I now understand why everyone wants to kill you. Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[GORETAURO]

What are some terrifying situations you have been through?
I remember when I was about 10 years old my brother and I visited my uncles house, and as we were leaving some crazy mother fuckers did a drive by at his house.
As I froze up in the situation my older brother put me in front of him and he just kept telling me to "keep going! Keep going!"
And I just remember being terrified.
What are some terrifying situations that you can remember?

i got lost in the hood once . . . once

 

[Phlog]

It was sailing in a storm and trying to sleep in shifts with my harness and life jacket on, passport in pocket. Heading down waves in pitch black I what amounted to a floating house in racing winds occasionally skewing 15 degrees before catching again.

It was fine and I'll maybe have to do it again but it was the worst because of the lack of control.

 

[mb23100]

Got stuck floating in the middle of lake mead for like 5 hours after the rope i was skiing on broke. My genius friend leaned over the edge to get it and fell in and inhaled a bunch of water. The boat floated away. As the sun went down a gigantic cabin cruiser started heading right for me. I thought i was gonna get chopped up but he turned last second and picked me up.

 

[benebox]

I've been in a couple of drunk fights where the person has pulled out a knife on me, luckily I'm very aware and a really fast runner.

 

[Dinotective]

wife was going down on me,she also gave me the sneaky finger. i cried,we haven't done oral since.

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