Tatiana Suarez has a big head

[sosy1325]

ancestor

Great post except for this

 

[Natural Order]

I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many seasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Heads of Olmec, near Juarez, which is considered to be the heartland of Aztec culture. As you can see they are wearing head gear and have broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today, owing to their cultural love of boxing and domestic violence.

This ceremonial calavera skull was drawn based on Henry Cejudo's head. It can only be seen on screen because there isn't a printer large enough to print the life sized version.

Remember that last Indiana Jones movie? The skull at the end? That was actually the skull of Henry Cejudos oldest ancestor, Carlos. Henry's skull is made of the same material, but it will shatter the moment he dies and turn to dust, engulfing most of Mexico with the skin that no longer has support. The skull in the movie only survived because it was above sea-level, where as we sherdoggers know, Mexicans become invincible.

Mexican cartels often use people with enormous heads for drug smuggling, using wigs and combs cleverly. Rumour has it that Henry Cejudo gained his toned physique by carry up to seven tons of cocaine on his head at any one time, and was never caught.

When Henry Cejudo is forced to wear his Reebok attire and is unable to wear his regular day-day clothing, he kindly allows local homeless people to live in his hat. He is a saint. They call him "Santo Pequeño", which means "Great One".

This is considered to be the most dimensionally attractive man in Mexico. His head has been described as akin to a God's. He is proportionally perfect, and he knows it. Women pay up to ten million pesos for one single sprem, and never wash their hands after they touch him. He is Henry Cejudo's cousin, as all Mexicans are related.

The name "El Cabeza", which is Mexican for "The Head" originated millions of years ago after an argument between two brothers. One thought the head should be called "El Tralabeza" and the other said it should be "El Cabelojdirn", and after years of squabbling, they agreed upon "El Cabeza", by a shaving off the beginning of one word and the end off the other, kind of like their famous Mexican ancestor J-Lo would in years to come. Only her enormity somehow ended up in her posterior in a horrible and unfortunate mutation.

^^^ No Mexican man finds this monstrosity attractive. Her head is too small to meet Mexican beauty standards, only Americans and Europeans admire this type of physical form.

Conclusion: Henry Cejudo is the greatest living Mexican... Although Tito Ortiz is a modern day god they worship, and he has promised to donate his skull to the people of Mexico to use as a cathedral upon death.

This post is a work of art bro!

 

[Buff]

Great post except for this

Forgive me, I do not have your superior intellect, and education, but could it be perhaps that you have maybe mistaken one spelling of a word for another, and are unhappy about other things, and taking them out on me?

 

[Buff]

This post is a work of art bro!

Thanks mang... I'm pleased with the way it turned out.

 

[Ube]

Legendary av by ts

 

[blaseblah]

Big ole Mexican with a big ole head.
She has to fight with Cejudo for the Intergender Biggest Head in the game Belt
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Why are you posting an advertisement?

 

[Swoliosis]

I'm a bad hombre and been told I have a massive head myself

 

[SolarSeiko]

I think a lot might disagree but I find Tatiana hot.

 

[Buff]

Because you will not mistake a tranny for a woman unless said tranny is cute?
Also check sherdog's tranny thread, my search history must be rather modest compared to some.

Hey man, if you think it's a woman at the time, it sucks your dick, and then tells you it has a weiner, to me you still didn't commit a gay act. No need to hide the body or anything, you thought it was a woman and so did your weiner.

Knowingly calling a tranny "cute" is kinda homo. It could be called "Dave" for all you know.

Just the way I see it... Fine line to talk. Harder one to walk.

 

[Viking Power]

I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many seasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Heads of Olmec, near Juarez, which is considered to be the heartland of Aztec culture. As you can see they are wearing head gear and have broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today, owing to their cultural love of boxing and domestic violence.

This ceremonial calavera skull was drawn based on Henry Cejudo's head. It can only be seen on screen because there isn't a printer large enough to print the life sized version.

Remember that last Indiana Jones movie? The skull at the end? That was actually the skull of Henry Cejudos oldest ancestor, Carlos. Henry's skull is made of the same material, but it will shatter the moment he dies and turn to dust, engulfing most of Mexico with the skin that no longer has support. The skull in the movie only survived because it was above sea-level, where as we sherdoggers know, Mexicans become invincible.

Mexican cartels often use people with enormous heads for drug smuggling, using wigs and combs cleverly. Rumour has it that Henry Cejudo gained his toned physique by carry up to seven tons of cocaine on his head at any one time, and was never caught.

When Henry Cejudo is forced to wear his Reebok attire and is unable to wear his regular day-day clothing, he kindly allows local homeless people to live in his hat. He is a saint. They call him "Santo Pequeño", which means "Great One".

This is considered to be the most dimensionally attractive man in Mexico. His head has been described as akin to a God's. He is proportionally perfect, and he knows it. Women pay up to ten million pesos for one single sprem, and never wash their hands after they touch him. He is Henry Cejudo's cousin, as all Mexicans are related.

The name "El Cabeza", which is Mexican for "The Head" originated millions of years ago after an argument between two brothers. One thought the head should be called "El Tralabeza" and the other said it should be "El Cabelojdirn", and after years of squabbling, they agreed upon "El Cabeza", by a shaving off the beginning of one word and the end off the other, kind of like their famous Mexican ancestor J-Lo would in years to come. Only her enormity somehow ended up in her posterior in a horrible and unfortunate mutation.

^^^ No Mexican man finds this monstrosity attractive. Her head is too small to meet Mexican beauty standards, only Americans and Europeans admire this type of physical form.

Conclusion: Henry Cejudo is the greatest living Mexican... Although Tito Ortiz is a modern day god they worship, and he has promised to donate his skull to the people of Mexico to use as a cathedral upon death.

Came here to say this. You beat me to it.

serious though- strong effort bro.

 

[Xuh]

I'll show her a big head

 

[MMAGA]

She looks dead inside.

Very creepy gaze, indeed. It's not as if you can't simply retake a picture these days! Still, she decided to post that eerie photo.

 

[Buff]

She looks dead inside.

Very creepy gaze, indeed. It's not as if you can't simply retake a picture these days! Still, she decided to post that eerie photo.

You guys don't think maybe she looks half dead because she's just done a weight cut?

Just throwing it out there.

 

[tbulls123]

looks fine to me, i mean, she looks FINE to me. lol.

 

[MMAGA]

You guys don't think maybe she looks half dead because she's just done a weight cut?

Just throwing it out there.

No doubt that may have had something to do with the gaze, however, women are naturally vain, and she had the option to retake the photo.

She's now documented herself on teh interweb looking like Mr. Burns when he's radioactive!

 

[Ether13]

I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many seasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Heads of Olmec, near Juarez, which is considered to be the heartland of Aztec culture. As you can see they are wearing head gear and have broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today, owing to their cultural love of boxing and domestic violence.

This ceremonial calavera skull was drawn based on Henry Cejudo's head. It can only be seen on screen because there isn't a printer large enough to print the life sized version.

Remember that last Indiana Jones movie? The skull at the end? That was actually the skull of Henry Cejudos oldest ancestor, Carlos. Henry's skull is made of the same material, but it will shatter the moment he dies and turn to dust, engulfing most of Mexico with the skin that no longer has support. The skull in the movie only survived because it was above sea-level, where as we sherdoggers know, Mexicans become invincible.

Mexican cartels often use people with enormous heads for drug smuggling, using wigs and combs cleverly. Rumour has it that Henry Cejudo gained his toned physique by carry up to seven tons of cocaine on his head at any one time, and was never caught.

When Henry Cejudo is forced to wear his Reebok attire and is unable to wear his regular day-day clothing, he kindly allows local homeless people to live in his hat. He is a saint. They call him "Santo Pequeño", which means "Great One".

This is considered to be the most dimensionally attractive man in Mexico. His head has been described as akin to a God's. He is proportionally perfect, and he knows it. Women pay up to ten million pesos for one single sprem, and never wash their hands after they touch him. He is Henry Cejudo's cousin, as all Mexicans are related.

The name "El Cabeza", which is Mexican for "The Head" originated millions of years ago after an argument between two brothers. One thought the head should be called "El Tralabeza" and the other said it should be "El Cabelojdirn", and after years of squabbling, they agreed upon "El Cabeza", by a shaving off the beginning of one word and the end off the other, kind of like their famous Mexican ancestor J-Lo would in years to come. Only her enormity somehow ended up in her posterior in a horrible and unfortunate mutation.

^^^ No Mexican man finds this monstrosity attractive. Her head is too small to meet Mexican beauty standards, only Americans and Europeans admire this type of physical form.

Conclusion: Henry Cejudo is the greatest living Mexican... Although Tito Ortiz is a modern day god they worship, and he has promised to donate his skull to the people of Mexico to use as a cathedral upon death.

solid work ethnic on this post, B

 

[Buff]

No doubt that may have had something to do with the gaze, however, women are naturally vain, and she had the option to retake the photo.

She's now documented herself on teh interweb looking like Mr. Burns when he's radioactive!

Maybe she was too tired and weary from her weight cut to assemble herself... Lifting that finger and dropping it whilst holding the weight of a mobile phone must have been too great... Shame on you for shaming.

 

[Buff]

solid work ethnic on this post, B

Thanks mang... I figured it was an important topic with a low public awareness, generally. I've always been an activist at heart.

 

[MMAGA]

Maybe she was too tired and weary from her weight cut to assemble herself... Lifting that finger and dropping it whilst holding the weight of a mobile phone must have been too great... Shame on you for shaming.

She had no probs lifting up a scale, tho! Those things aren't exactly ultra-light!

 

[The ScorpioN]

you know you have no life when you comment on people's head size...
and do it like it's cool.

^ headlet cope on the first page...
Can mods do something? I don't feel comfortable posting on the same board with unterheads.