Tatiana Suarez has a big head

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  1. Hellowhosthat

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    An extremely informative post. Thankyou.
     
  2. Buff

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    Interesting how you used the term "cute" to describe the trans person in your head... Your search history must have some colourful expressions in it.

    <{ohyeah}>
     
  3. SourPatchKid

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    what is it about male thirst energy that annoys, stresses, and pisses off everyone else around.

    evokes such strong emotions it’s uncanny
     
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  4. Hellowhosthat

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    Just out of interest, with CCC holding that kind of standing in Mexican culture, what do they think of Tito? Is he some kind of deity? Were the Aztec temples built in his image?
     
  5. ImmigrantMentality

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    the Aztecs were mostly all dwarves they looked at the Spanish like they were giants, but granted cejudo is still a dwarf even while growing up in the us with a western diet so had he grown up eating like an ancient Aztec he might have been like 4'3
     
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  6. Bull Terrier

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    Cejudo doesn't have a big head, he just has a child sized body.

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  7. Buff

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    Bro, I appreciate your opinion and everything, but the truth is that your history knowledge is obviously nowhere near as good as mine.

    If the Mexicans looked at the Spanish as giants, then how do you explain this?

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    Giant Gonzalez. Even sounds Mexican. He makes that American look like Uriah Faber.

    You're just hating because you're jealous of Henry Cejudo's perfect dome because you can't get girls in Mexico with your little pinhead.
     
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  8. puppybird

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    Who is cringemaster fighting next?
     
  9. Overpressure

    Overpressure Fake tits are illogical

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    One of the Great Posts of all time.

    Fucking solid work
     
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  10. Buff

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    I explained this in my post. You're spot on.

    He is worshipped as a modern day God and has agreed to donate his skull to the Mexican people to use as a cathedral when he dies.
     
  11. Hellowhosthat

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    That's a perspective thing, the camera can lie sometimes.
     
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  12. Hellowhosthat

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    I think the problem they'll have with this is that when they dissect Tito's head, they'll find 5 little Titos in there who all argue about what he's going to say in interviews.
     
  13. Bull Terrier

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    He is standing closer to the camera.
     
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  14. Hellowhosthat

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    I think you might need to get your eyes checked bro.
     
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    They're living, unborn fetuses. Tito's brothers and sisters that were consumed in the womb by accidentally entering Tito's ear canals. They live in space and luxury within Tito's giant, empty head existing on leftover cocaine and Monster Energy drinks, and, as you guessed, each one is responsible for a different area in Tito's life so that he is able to concentrate on the important things like his management career, and healing his many broken bones.

    When his skull cracked the ravine could be seen from space.
     
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  16. Hellowhosthat

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    I think two of them are responsible for speaking, and they can never quite agree on what to say, which is why what Tito says can sometimes sound like gibberish, though if you were to run it by ancient scholars, it's usually actually very insightful.
     
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  17. Jarvan

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    you know you have no life when you comment on people's head size...
    and do it like it's cool.
     
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    Says the guy who talks about how people who talk about people with big heads have no life on a karate forum.

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  19. Roy D Rayge

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    Somewhere, this man is scratching his head at some of you.
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  20. Hellowhosthat

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    Leben is all skull. Like a triceratops.
     

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