Tatiana Suarez has a big head

[Hellowhosthat]

I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many reasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Head of Olmec, near Juarez, which is considered to be the heartland of Aztec culture. As you can see they are wearing head gear and have broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today, owing to their cultural love of boxing.

This ceremonial calavera skull was drawn based on Henry Cejudo's head. It can only be seen on screen because there isn't a printer large enough to print the life sized version.

Remember that last Indiana Jones movie? The skull at the end? That was actually the skull of Henry Cejudos oldest ancestor. Henry's skull is made of the same material, but it will shatter the moment he dies and turn to dust, engulfing most of Mexico with the skin that no longer has support. The skull in the movie only survived because it was above sea-level.

Mexican cartels often use people with enormous heads for drug smuggling, using wigs and combs cleverly. Rumour has it that Henry Cejudo gained his toned physique by carry up to seven tons of cocaine on his head at any one time, and was never caught.

When Henry Cejudo is forced to wear his Reebok attire and is unable to wear his regular day-day clothing, he kindly allows local homeless people to live in his hat. He is a saint. They call him "Santo Pequeño", which means "Great One".

This is considered to be the most dimensionally attractive man in Mexico. His head has been described as akin to a God's. He is proportionally perfect, and he knows it. Women pay up to ten million pesos for one single sprem, and never wash their hands after they touch him. He is Henry Cejudo's cousin, as all Mexicans are related.

The name "El Cabeza", which is Mexican for "The Head" originated millions of years ago after an argument between two brothers. One thought the head should be called "El Tralabeza" and the other said it should be "El Cabelojdirn", and after years of squabbling, they agreed upon "El Cabeza", by a shaving off the beginning of one word and the end off the other, kind of like their famous Mexican ancestor J-Lo would in years to come. Only her enormity somehow ended up in her posterior in a horrible and unfortunate mutation.

^^^ No Mexican man finds this monstrosity attractive. Her head is too small to meet Mexican beauty standards, only Americans and Europeans admire this type of physical form.

Conclusion: Henry Cejudo is the greatest living Mexican... Although Tito Ortiz is a modern day god they worship, and he has promised to donate his skull to the people of Mexico to use as a cathedral upon death.

An extremely informative post. Thankyou.

 

[Buff]

Big head to body proportion is feminine. Usually a good marker to tell cute trans apart from a biological female.

Interesting how you used the term "cute" to describe the trans person in your head... Your search history must have some colourful expressions in it.

 

[SourPatchKid]

what is it about male thirst energy that annoys, stresses, and pisses off everyone else around.

evokes such strong emotions it’s uncanny

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Just out of interest, with CCC holding that kind of standing in Mexican culture, what do they think of Tito? Is he some kind of deity? Were the Aztec temples built in his image?

 

[ImmigrantMentality]

I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many reasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

the Aztecs were mostly all dwarves they looked at the Spanish like they were giants, but granted cejudo is still a dwarf even while growing up in the us with a western diet so had he grown up eating like an ancient Aztec he might have been like 4'3

 

[Bull Terrier]

Big ole Mexican with a big ole head.
She has to fight with Cejudo for the Intergender Biggest Head in the game Belt
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Cejudo doesn't have a big head, he just has a child sized body.

 

[Buff]

the Aztecs were mostly all dwarves they looked at the Spanish like they were giants, but granted cejudo is still a dwarf even while growing up in the us with a western diet so had he grown up eating like an ancient Aztec he might have been like 4'3

Bro, I appreciate your opinion and everything, but the truth is that your history knowledge is obviously nowhere near as good as mine.

If the Mexicans looked at the Spanish as giants, then how do you explain this?

Giant Gonzalez. Even sounds Mexican. He makes that American look like Uriah Faber.

You're just hating because you're jealous of Henry Cejudo's perfect dome because you can't get girls in Mexico with your little pinhead.

 

[puppybird]

Big ole Mexican with a big ole head.
She has to fight with Cejudo for the Intergender Biggest Head in the game Belt
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Who is cringemaster fighting next?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I'm guessing not too many Sherdoggers are aware that in ancient Central American culture having a big head was a symbol of power, and strength.

It's a Mexican thing. The head, and skull still plays an important part in modern day Mexican culture... Cejudo and Suarez have obviously had years of top level head breeding in their DNA and ancestral history... The Aztecas would have probably sacrificed them one day because of their glorious sized heads, and had rain for many reasons.. I'm not sure they allowed their dwarves to join the warrior clan, so Cejudo was pretty much guaranteed to be sacrificed.

These are the Colossal Head of Olmec, near Juarez, which is considered to be the heartland of Aztec culture. As you can see they are wearing head gear and have broken noses, as is customary for almost all Mexicans at some stage, even today, owing to their cultural love of boxing.

This ceremonial calavera skull was drawn based on Henry Cejudo's head. It can only be seen on screen because there isn't a printer large enough to print the life sized version.

Remember that last Indiana Jones movie? The skull at the end? That was actually the skull of Henry Cejudos oldest ancestor, Carlos. Henry's skull is made of the same material, but it will shatter the moment he dies and turn to dust, engulfing most of Mexico with the skin that no longer has support. The skull in the movie only survived because it was above sea-level.

Mexican cartels often use people with enormous heads for drug smuggling, using wigs and combs cleverly. Rumour has it that Henry Cejudo gained his toned physique by carry up to seven tons of cocaine on his head at any one time, and was never caught.

When Henry Cejudo is forced to wear his Reebok attire and is unable to wear his regular day-day clothing, he kindly allows local homeless people to live in his hat. He is a saint. They call him "Santo Pequeño", which means "Great One".

This is considered to be the most dimensionally attractive man in Mexico. His head has been described as akin to a God's. He is proportionally perfect, and he knows it. Women pay up to ten million pesos for one single sprem, and never wash their hands after they touch him. He is Henry Cejudo's cousin, as all Mexicans are related.

The name "El Cabeza", which is Mexican for "The Head" originated millions of years ago after an argument between two brothers. One thought the head should be called "El Tralabeza" and the other said it should be "El Cabelojdirn", and after years of squabbling, they agreed upon "El Cabeza", by a shaving off the beginning of one word and the end off the other, kind of like their famous Mexican ancestor J-Lo would in years to come. Only her enormity somehow ended up in her posterior in a horrible and unfortunate mutation.

^^^ No Mexican man finds this monstrosity attractive. Her head is too small to meet Mexican beauty standards, only Americans and Europeans admire this type of physical form.

Conclusion: Henry Cejudo is the greatest living Mexican... Although Tito Ortiz is a modern day god they worship, and he has promised to donate his skull to the people of Mexico to use as a cathedral upon death.

One of the Great Posts of all time.

Fucking solid work

 

[Buff]

Just out of interest, with CCC holding that kind of standing in Mexican culture, what do they think of Tito? Is he some kind of deity? Were the Aztec temples built in his image?

I explained this in my post. You're spot on.

He is worshipped as a modern day God and has agreed to donate his skull to the Mexican people to use as a cathedral when he dies.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Cejudo doesn't have a big head, he just has a child sized body.

That's a perspective thing, the camera can lie sometimes.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

I explained this in my post. You're spot on.

He is worshipped as a modern day God and has agreed to donate his skull to the Mexican people to use as a cathedral when he dies.

I think the problem they'll have with this is that when they dissect Tito's head, they'll find 5 little Titos in there who all argue about what he's going to say in interviews.

 

[Bull Terrier]

That's a perspective thing, the camera can lie sometimes.

He is standing closer to the camera.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

He is standing closer to the camera.

I think you might need to get your eyes checked bro.

 

[Buff]

I think the problem they'll have with this is that when they dissect Tito's head, they'll find 5 little Titos in there who all argue about what he's going to say in interviews.

They're living, unborn fetuses. Tito's brothers and sisters that were consumed in the womb by accidentally entering Tito's ear canals. They live in space and luxury within Tito's giant, empty head existing on leftover cocaine and Monster Energy drinks, and, as you guessed, each one is responsible for a different area in Tito's life so that he is able to concentrate on the important things like his management career, and healing his many broken bones.

When his skull cracked the ravine could be seen from space.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

They're living, unborn fetuses. Tito's brothers and sisters that were consumed in the womb by accidentally entering Tito's ear canals. They live in space and luxury within Tito's giant, empty head, and, as you guessed, each one is responsible for a different area in Tito's life so that he is able to concentrate on the important things like his management career, and healing his many broken bones.

When his skull cracked the ravine could be seen from space.

I think two of them are responsible for speaking, and they can never quite agree on what to say, which is why what Tito says can sometimes sound like gibberish, though if you were to run it by ancient scholars, it's usually actually very insightful.

 

[Jarvan]

Big ole Mexican with a big ole head.
She has to fight with Cejudo for the Intergender Biggest Head in the game Belt
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you know you have no life when you comment on people's head size...
and do it like it's cool.

 

[Buff]

you know you have no life when you comment on people's head size...
and do it like it's cool.

Says the guy who talks about how people who talk about people with big heads have no life on a karate forum.

 

[Roy D Rayge]

Somewhere, this man is scratching his head at some of you.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Somewhere, this man is scratching his head at some of you.

Leben is all skull. Like a triceratops.