Tank Abbot vs Brock Lesnar

[nick1990]

Tank pulls guard, sweeps Brock with an omoplata sweep, gets on top, rains a bunch of big blows, Brock turns his back, Tank sinks in a rear naked choke.

If tank pulls guard how would Brock sweep?

 

[jimmyfingers]

Brock would get his refrigerator of a head bashed into a pile of scrap metal.

 

[Horse Meat]

brock would've beaten him in his debut fight and probably before even started training MMA.

be serious

Agreed.

 

[MuddyFugger]

One of those punches lands on Brock and CRACK... Brock doing the turtle

 

[tmer25]

Well you see, Tank Abbott was built like a tank, but he was also an abbott, it's just that wildcard factor of any great fighter. Beer was like spinach to him and the only times he lost was when he was forced to be sober by Dana and his cohorts.

Now Brock, well, his name speaks for itself, B-rock. He's built like a rock, B-rock. I mean as much as Tank was a tank, could he destroy a rock? I dunno. Not even the Hulk could really beat the Thing fully so that should give us some kind of idea of what would happen.

In the end, I give a 91% chance to B-rock and 84% to Tank, so pretty even. But yeah, you try punching solid rock and tell me you can break that with your fist. Impossible.

Greatest post ever. Point. Blank. Period.

 

[maccer349]

Really?

my response too. Really? Brock would crush him.

 

[2 COOL]

Wasteland, yeah.. lol But 1997 Tank Abbot, vs Brock, Tank lands a huge punch round 1 KO.

 

[tmer25]

If tank pulls guard how would Brock sweep?

It says Tank pulls guard, sweeps Brock with omaplata sweep....

Replace the coma with the word then....

Same difference.

 

[Maximum007]

Cain Velasquez vs Bobby Sapp

Who wins?

 

[nick1990]

It says Tank pulls guard, sweeps Brock with omaplata sweep....

Replace the coma with the word then....

Same difference.

Ah, i which case i have to fully agree.

 

[esthenemesis]

brawk via heyman interference then F5. thought it would be pretty obvious...

 

[Drake]

Can't believe the first F5 reference was on the second page

 

[terribill]

Prime Tank beats a green brock 5/10 times via face punch

 

[infamouz ice]

Well you see, Tank Abbott was built like a tank, but he was also an abbott, it's just that wildcard factor of any great fighter. Beer was like spinach to him and the only times he lost was when he was forced to be sober by Dana and his cohorts.

Now Brock, well, his name speaks for itself, B-rock. He's built like a rock, B-rock. I mean as much as Tank was a tank, could he destroy a rock? I dunno. Not even the Hulk could really beat the Thing fully so that should give us some kind of idea of what would happen.

In the end, I give a 91% chance to B-rock and 84% to Tank, so pretty even. But yeah, you try punching solid rock and tell me you can break that with your fist. Impossible.

That was impressive, are you a scientist or something?

 

[King909]

Who wins?

Brock by F5 into retirement.

 

[King909]

Can't believe the first F5 reference was on the second page

Ya, I was sad I got beat to it. Hahahahaha.

 

[adamsilva]

If tank pulls guard how would Brock sweep?

you are bright

 

[MuayThaiBX]

brock would've beaten him in his debut fight and probably before even started training MMA.

be serious

This is the correct answer to this thread.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Wasteland, ban, and raped by elephants.

 

[JayMachiavelli]

Ban.

First post nailed it

WASTELAND for pro"wrestling"