Tales from Paris

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

@Kowboy On Sherdog lives in Paris, Texas

They have good BBQ there...

I Could Eat

 

[Brom Bones]

Fuck you trolls, you don't have any idea about what's going on on western euro . And it's way worse now. You are out of your element. Or are participants / enjoyers.

Shame on you

 

[FrappeDuRocma]

Years ago .... The betar / ldj had some cred as stretfighters . And they did streetfight.

@FrappeDuRocma

We were drunkegly moving to "the quais" , aka the Seine. Feisty corner till the hooodrats fuck it up for everybody.

Anyway we didn't want to fight whatsoever, and just stumble umpon these guys (one big, one little) and just asked how the "quais de Seine" were like.

Total parano, the big begins to fight everypody with the little having those "what the fuck am I into" eyes

Stupid very not mma mess but we fuck both of them
and in the end (like civlized socites) at worse people had black eyes or concussions

Sorry, I'm not French, I'm Canadian.

 

[AngryWeasel]

Yes..

 

[AngryWeasel]

Sorry, I'm not French, I'm Canadian.

"Frappe du Rocma"

Canadian

 

[AngryWeasel]

French Men get your stories there !

 

[AngryWeasel]

You forgot all the tales of ass-to-mouth you enjoyed with your gay Frenchie buddies, buddy.

Wh

 

[FrappeDuRocma]

"Frappe du Rocma"

Canadian

Pourquoi tu pensais que j'étais français alors, le génie ?

 

[Bacco]

Still one of safest and most civilized cities of Africa

 

[IanEdwards]

Nearly hitting 40 here, a good 30-35 years in Paris so I have my share of stories - or stories that happened to buddies.

One random :


We were hitting the clubs (Rex, Pigalle) on a hardtek show (Radium) full on on molly. My girl being beautiful - like no emaciated models but curves where you want them with an angel face - and acting like a social butterfly while I was just tripping on the front row got me a bit paranoid and I harrassed the poor guy next to me like "that's my girl fucker dont even try" . Poor guy just wanted to envoy his molly and the sound, probably ruined his evening. Anyways comes time to go and I'm all Jesus Christ in the streets heading to the subway (not the better ones for those that know) handing high fives and asking basically everybody if their night was going good. Mind you it's at this hour a street full of dealers and tweakers. My girl told me that I would just get my ass beat, continued anyway.

Then when things got calm (out of the "strip" and just going home heading to subway, wich is an another sandwich altogother) two big blacks arrived abruptly to the sound of "do you have a cigarette".
Wich I know was a test of the will, so I said no, my gf said yes.

While I'm talking to "my guy" (who was friendly) I do notice that the other one is in a rapy conversation with my gal ; she was giving it a cigarette but the guy insisted "do it better" .
I snapped out of it quickly and and said "we gottto go"
I had neither my knife nor my gazeuse (going to a pary fully searched) on me.

We moved right away (thanks to girls that listen), I checked they werne't followed.

Then metro, dancing and fucking.

But I still have this inche that things could have turned ugly. I couldn't take those two guys at once - and what happens in the middle of the night and nowhere then ?

so much to savour here

I love that you were all Jesus Christ in the streets heading to the subway handing high fives and asking basically everybody if their night was going good. That's how the vibes should be when you're on that good stuff dude, you paint that picture, its awesome. One Love, bro

the 'rapy conversation', this is rapy how? the dude just gives off rapist vibes? this was definitely not paranoia related to the consumption of narcotics? lol

and what is a gazeuse? my google translate suggests its sparkling water but that doesn't soumnd right

anyway 10/0, great storytelling/scene-setting. love your vibe.

 

[HHJ]

I puked in a trash bin in Paris once.

 

[Ballsaque]

Good story, you must have some more ?

I think you could have taken out the blacks though, I have faith in your abilities.

Where do i get the best KWO-SSoint in Paris?

 

[HHJ]

I do like Paris though. Been over three times.

 

[AngryWeasel]

Pourquoi tu pensais que j'étais français alors, le génie ?

Rapport à ton Pseudo Einstein ; mon petit doigt me dit que le teuch du maroc arrive plus facilement à Paname qu'au Québec. Plus une vieille prise de tête où tu fesais le malin sur la France ... Bref l'eau a coulée sous les ponts, rien ne sert de la réveiller.

 

[fingercuffs]

what?

why?

How long have you spent there? Did you live there?
I love Paris. Always have since I was 14.

 

[AngryWeasel]

I puked in a trash bin in Paris once.

You're really hardcore. 25/life if justice was fair here

 

[fingercuffs]

Had many but the best meal I ever had was in Paris.

 

[HHJ]

You're really hardcore. 25/life if justice was fair here

Yea they still after me.

 

[AngryWeasel]

Still one of safest and most civilized cities of Africa

Marseilles is probably #1,with London and Bruxelles as neir contonders ...

Now strictly talking africa, Italy isn't also exactly safe

 

[AngryWeasel]

so much to savour here

I love that you were all Jesus Christ in the streets heading to the subway handing high fives and asking basically everybody if their night was going good. That's how the vibes should be when you're on that good stuff dude, you paint that picture, its awesome. One Love, bro

the 'rapy conversation', this is rapy how? the dude just gives off rapist vibes? this was definitely not paranoia related to the consumption of narcotics? lol

and what is a gazeuse? my google translate suggests its sparkling water but that doesn't soumnd right

anyway 10/0, great storytelling/scene-setting. love your vibe.

Thanks, I wrote drunk (as always) so that kinda impacted the spelling.

And no, at least one of the two black guys was up to no good and did fuck up my vibe.

Gazeuse = pepperspray