Take a crap on something you love!

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Only for the brave who recognize flaws in the things they think are bitchin'.

I'll start with heavy metal/all metal genres: great rock and roll, but the lyrics are so often stupid beyond belief. Screaming solos on a lead guitar, brutal rhythm guitars and bass, drums, until some idiot starts singing or growling about tits or Satan.
Some vocalists like RJD escape this criticism because they're too awesome. 90% of the cool lyrics to be found in metal, Iron Maiden is responsible for.

Take a shit on something you love.

 

[Slobodan]

Isn't that called a Cleveland Steamer?

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Scifi novels

Overly wordy, with not a lot of actual literary merit. Mere escapist drivel, devoid of characters with legitimate growth throughout the story.

 

[Skip Reming]

bring me katy perrys tits and i will do the doody deed, yes indeedy

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Isn't that called a Cleveland Steamer?

If there's plastic wrap, we call it a hot Carl

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Scifi novels

Overly wordy, with not a lot of actual literary merit. Mere escapist drivel, devoid of characters with legitimate growth throughout the story.

Good call. Someone said 90% of everything is crap, and metal and sci fi sure follow that rule. I love sci fi but so much of it is as you describe.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Good call. Someone said 90% of everything is crap, and metal and sci fi sure follow that rule. I love sci fi but so much of it is as you describe.

I came to shit on my other love, metal, but you had that covered lol.

It's just such a joy finding those diamonds in the rough though

 

[ironwolf]

Hunting is awesome and I've done it my whole life, but thanks to fuxking joe rogan, everybody is a hunter now out wearing 500 dollar jackets and shooting 3000 dollar rifles.

I remember when I got my gear at army surplus stores and used a 20 year old rifle.

Same with fly fishing...we used to put food on the table, now it's like the cool thing people in Colorado do.

 

[Thai Domi]

AC/DC

Pretty much everything after Blow Up Your Video is meh.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I came to shit on my other love, metal, but you had that covered lol.

It's just such a joy finding those diamonds in the rough though

It really is. I've been really digging a couple of good Megadeth tracks lately. Mustaine, again, not great lyrically, but riffs and riffs and riffs.

 

[TeTe]

I love the city of Chicago.... except the weather sucks 70 percent of the time and there are too many thugs running around here.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Women. Seriously, what the fuck? Say what you mean and mean what you say.

 

[DM1982]

bring me katy perrys tits and i will do the doody deed, yes indeedy

Funny Skip, but obv not what ts meant.

Here ill help, cos I love Katy Perry's tits too.

THEY'RE FUCKING FAKE!

 

[CaSe]

I tried this once and I'm not falling for it again. I still can't go back to that gym.

 

[trolololol]

Death metal and grindcore: A lot of it is bad. You could say the same about a lot of music though.

MMA: There is nothing more boring than watching some guy content with just holding the other guy down or pressing him up against the cage.

Canada: It's so damn cold.

Women: I am willing to listen, but goddamnit just get to the point.

Smoking and bacon: They will kill you.

Cocaine: You either die, go to jail, or you run out.

 

[Scerpi]

Hunting is awesome and I've done it my whole life, but thanks to fuxking joe rogan, everybody is a hunter now out wearing 500 dollar jackets and shooting 3000 dollar rifles.

I remember when I got my gear at army surplus stores and used a 20 year old rifle.

Same with fly fishing...we used to put food on the table, now it's like the cool thing people in Colorado do.

?? Joe Rogan isn't responsible for this trend. Rich shitheads have been infiltrating hunting for a long time.

Just remember though, those loaded out of staters provide a good source of income for local business and the state fish and game.

And there's ways to avoid them

 

[Scerpi]

I love video games but

- They turn me into a social recluse when I find a good one
- Obvious negative impacts to my physical health
- Can get expensive at times

 

[Cptn1NSAN0]

I love B movies but they all suck

 

[deviake]

Star Wars

-It's basically a soap opera in space.
-The Dark Side makes no sense. You can get really pissed and not turn evil. It makes it seem likes it just takes a little emotional slipping to turn into an evil, mass murderer. No, you could be a complete dickbag and abuse power and still not be all about the murdering and slavery. There is such a thing as a gray area.
-A lot of the movies suck.
-The technology doesn't make sense.
-Plot holes galore.
-Lots of other things I'm not thinking of.

 

[deviake]

Only for the brave who recognize flaws in the things they think are bitchin'.

I'll start with heavy metal/all metal genres: great rock and roll, but the lyrics are so often stupid beyond belief. Screaming solos on a lead guitar, brutal rhythm guitars and bass, drums, until some idiot starts singing or growling about tits or Satan.
Some vocalists like RJD escape this criticism because they're too awesome. 90% of the cool lyrics to be found in metal, Iron Maiden is responsible for.

Take a shit on something you love.

This is why I like metal without lyrics, for the most part.