Swedish Model Says She Can

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  1. Max Power

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    She was looking for attention.
     
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    sure thing, euroslut
     
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    What's the world coming to when a chick can't make a living doing nothing but having people look at her anymore?
     
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    Ya. Too fat obviously. She needs to eat salads or something.
     
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    Kate Upton weighs like 140 and is one of the most popular models in the world. This bitch is looking for attention, she can go fuck herself, or invite me over to do it for her, whichever.
     
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    That's a great idea.
     
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    Theres a size 22 model out there


    I aint buyin the bullshit shes sellin
     
  10. n...not crazy

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    When she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
     
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    Her body is a perfectly healthy size and shape, obviously, but if she doesn't have the right figure or whatever for modelling she can solve this problem by doing something more productive with her life.
     
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    This was all I could look at. Her right leg looks fucking weird.
     
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    Lol at this video , attention whore.
     
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    Stop eating oxygen and you'll go far.
     
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    If your only aspiration in life is to make your living by having someone take pictures of you then I really don't have any time to devote to your angst.
     
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    Of course she's obviously telling the truth. I mean women would never lie. Especially about something involving weight. Right? RIGHT???
     
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    After more than ten years working in advertisement (some fashion too), I must say that in my opinion is not a matter of she being fat... is more a problem with her crooked legs and ugly face.
    Dont know why but I think this girl doesn't know how to properly suck a dick...
     
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    I've heard tons of stories like this before. Some of them are actually true. Some aren't.
     
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    Obviously it's because she's too fucking old. 19 years old is way past her modelling prime. They were just being nice to the old hag.
     
  21. Rex Kwon Do

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    Sorry, honey, you're a disgusting fatty and you'll never make it in the modelling industry.

    However, I can think of a really great line of work that will give you a platform to express yourself, pays well, is lots of fun, and appreciates overweight women with huge asses like yours: pron. Give it a thought.
     
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    Attention whore, next.

    After her first porno shoot, she'll get a dose of reality and disappear.
     
  23. method115

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    Honestly I don't care find a new industry. Start your own company. Figure it out but complaining about it is stupid. Gain some weight while your at it. That thigh gap is fucking gross.
     
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    This isn't the 1990's anymore Pron pays shit.
     
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    Have you seen what some of these girls can do with makeup? I definitely wouldn't call this girl a butter face either.
     
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    Both no and looking for attention.

    There are all kinds of model jobs that require different looks. She definitely could get a modeling gig somewhere. Maybe she got rejected for some particular jobs, but that doesn't mean she couldn't get any other gig.
     
  28. Rex Kwon Do

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    I would. She's straight up ugly.
     
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    When your body is your resume, they'll hire you based upon your credentials. If you're not what they're looking for, like any other interview, you won't get hired.
     
  30. Mr Mojo Lane

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    Yet, generally speaking, on average, pron has more chicks and better looking chicks than in the 90's
     
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    Anyway, her video is on Time now, so she'll get lots of offers for work. And I don't doubt that the sick Karl Lagerfeld weirdos out there than run the fashion industry wouldn't like her body; she looks sexy and has a nice shape. They want boyish waifs with flat asses so the clothes and not the model will be the focal point.

    Shut up, man, I'm working here. First you destroy her self-esteem, then you act like you're trying to help her out...50 percent of the time it works every time.
     
  32. method115

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    Yea strange how that works out.
     
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    cant get any modelling jobs
    make video like this
    get publicity and attention
    problem now solved
     
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    No it doesn't have hotter chicks. The 90s chicks did not have herpes marks all over their fucking faces and almost ANY porn girl now looks ugly without her makeup. Even Mia Malkova FFS!!!
     
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    If she wants to feel wanted,I'd be willing to smash that...as my good deed for the day...and such
     
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    If modeling agencies don't want her she should choose a different career path. They don't like you lady, get over it. Nobody likes an attention whore.
     
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    Most of the weight is in her nose.
     

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