Survive Zombie Apocalypse Game

Gene Tunney said:
Now that I have thought about it, the only change I may make is that upgrade.

The swarm nature of zombies implies that the ABC Warrior may be overwhelmed at a critical moment.

My rationale was that I wanted everyone in my party to have something to defend themselves with.

But the use cases for a pocket knife against zombies are narrow. You will most likely find a jagged piece of metal laying around that would be just as useful as a pocket knife. I would probably make that upgrade.

I think that you have to keep the luxury apartment. You could demolish a few floors below, so that the only means to reach the penthouse is a rope or a ladder. I've never seen a zombie climb a rope.

We are assuming here that the luxury apartment has clean running water. If it does not, you may have to go with a villa by a lake. The reason why you don't want any of the options other than the luxury apartment is that they are all relatively ground level. At ground level, even with the ABC Warrior, you won't last long when waves of zombies are descending upon you at all angles deep into the night while you are sound asleep.

I went with the tv dinner because I think that you have to. So now, in addition to the clean water, the luxury apartments also has to have refrigeration capabilities to keep the tv dinners frozen.

Think about it.

Let's say that you impregnate your lady. You're going to feed your baby beans?



You have the penthouse luxury apartment. You have clean running water and a freezer to store your food (because I said so, that's why). You have a choke point that zombies are not known to traverse.

At this point, you only have to worry about scavengers. If you have an ABC Warrior hunkered down, protecting the choke point, scavengers are going to think twice before scaling whatever obstacles I have erected. I would place that ABC Warrior in a position that would make it very challenging to disable, because disabling the ABC Warrior is the scavengers only chance.
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OK... now what happens if the building catches fire?
 
Contempt said:
OK... now what happens if the building catches fire?
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I would have a glider/wingsuit on the roof and glide to the roof of a nearby building where the Lada is parked. Then head out to a secondary penthouse location.

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Contempt said:
Through a massive updraft of rising, extremely hot air and smoke from the burning building? ...good luck with that :eek:
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Is this building made out of wood that goes up like a fucking tinder box in a matter of minutes?

I'm just going to sit there and let someone burn down the building.

Come on now.
 
Gene Tunney said:
Is this building made out of wood that goes up like a fucking tinder box in a matter of minutes?

I'm just going to sit there and let someone burn down the building.

Come on now.
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You might want to google highrise building fires:
iu


How would you know if someone was trying to burn down the building, and how would you be able to stop it, while dodging zombies?

I am going to assume that there's some kind of power? Solar panels on the roof etc. Any electrical system could catch fire. What about a lightning strike?

Many older buildings have cladding that can catch fire... and when they do, the building goes up like a match, super quickly.
 
Contempt said:
You might want to google highrise building fires:
iu


How would you know if someone was trying to burn down the building, and how would you be able to stop it, while dodging zombies?

I am going to assume that there's some kind of power? Solar panels on the roof etc. Any electrical system could catch fire. What about a lightning strike?

Many older buildings have cladding that can catch fire... and when they do, the building goes up like a match, super quickly.
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Son, that is not a modern luxury apartment building. That looks more like the abandoned building option, which is precisely why I did not choose it.

Now, one could burn down a tent, a shack, an abandoned building or a villa in a matter of minutes. It's going to take a bit more effort to burn down a modern 100 story skyscraper.
 
Gene Tunney said:
Son, that is not a modern luxury apartment building. That looks more like the abandoned building option, which is precisely why I did not choose it.

Now, one could burn down a tent, a shack, an abandoned building or a villa in a matter of minutes. It's going to take a bit more effort to burn down a modern 100 story skyscraper.
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Difference is, it's easy to escape the other options in an emergency, good luck trying that when you're on the 60th floor.

You don't see buildings going up in flame more often because of monitoring systems, fire extinguishers, sprinkler systems etc... all of which would be non-functional in a zombie apocalypse.

Better?
iu
 
Contempt said:
Difference is, it's easy to escape the other options in an emergency, good luck trying that when you're on the 60th floor.

You don't see buildings going up in flame more often because of monitoring systems, fire extinguishers, sprinkler systems etc... all of which would be non-functional in a zombie apocalypse.

Better?
iu
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Easy to escape? Maybe if the fire is an accident. If they are going to burn you out, they will probably be considering your potential escape routes. You better have a tunnel system.

I will program the ABC Warrior to monitor the building management systems.

My ABC Warrior will wear many hats.
 
Gene Tunney said:
Easy to escape? Maybe if the fire is an accident. If they are going to burn you out, they will probably be considering your potential escape routes. You better have a tunnel system.

I will program the ABC Warrior to monitor the building management systems.

My ABC Warrior will wear many hats.
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You know how to reprogram sophisticated military tech to perform non-military tasks?
 
AR-15 - $4 (versatile, trained up)
Villa - $4 (garden, self-sufficiency)
Chick-fil-A - $4 (Lord's chicken saves)
Ana de Armas - $4 (...)
Rat Terrier - $2 (pest control, alarm)
Lada - $2 (dependable, mph > zombie)
 
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Tent (I'll find abandoned houses and all that shit anyway)
Canned beans
Ana De Armas
ABC Warrior
Hovertank - if fuel isn't an issue
 
Petey_My_Heart said:
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You only get 20 dollars, use them wisely.

Edit: OK it seems I have to explain the rules here, you can only pick ONE item from each category and you must pick one item from each category can't skip.
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AR-15 $4
Abandoned Building $3
TV Dinner $3
Ana $4
ABC warrior $5
Bicycle $1

$20

Literally the ABC warrior is the goat pick of all those options
 
Gloc 4$
(Assuming unlimited rounds. Plus I’ll have my robot get me more weapons stashes).

No home base I’ll just take one later 0$

Chic fil a 4$
(Assuming it’s unlimited food and beverages from the menu otherwise fuck this whole option I’ll get the AR15 and just steal food reserves from others)

2$ ho (don’t need a high maintenance bitxh in apocalypse. She would work hard to stay on the winning team plus she doesn’t look like a stranger to eating some chic fil a but id make her eat the salads…id keep her on a strict diet and insecure about her position of shelter and safety).

ABC warrior 5$
(He will protect as well as clear places for me especially my luxury penthouse that I will absolutely be taking over).

Hover tank 5$
(I assume unlimited gas. And I will be taking over a luxury condominium with a helipad on it to park my fucking tank and bang out my 2$ ho).

20$ well spent. I will get more broads along the way as well as minions to do my bidding. Especially with an ABC warrior on my side programmed to follow my orders and my 2$ chick that’s just happy to be with a REAL Sherdogger like myself keeping her 6/10 ass safe from rapists and looters in the apocalypse.

Edit* I will also go find @Contempt and rescue Ms Sweeny from him. He wouldn’t stand a chance I’d add her to my ever growing roster 😈
 
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The game didn't put a limit on purchasing multiples of any given item, so I'll take 5 Ana De Armas' or 4 Sydney Sweeney's.

Then I'm going to request a refund when they all tell me I'm not their type, start having sex with one another, and won't even let me watch.
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