Movies SUICIDE SQUAD v.4 (Dragonlord's Review)

If you have seen SUICIDE SQUAD, how would you rate it?


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You haven't even seen it...

I've never seen Hilary Clinton naked either. I still know she's a Three Bag Special: one bag to put over her head, one to put over your own head and a third to be violently sick into when you've finished.
 
Should have made Joker the Big Bad.

- Go hard or go home: make SS an R Rated movie.

- Start the movie with a homage to the bank robbery in Dark Knight. Only this time, the gang are juiced up on a Venom derivative manufactured by the Joker. The Venom gives them superhuman strength and speed, but one of the side-effects is uncontrollable blood lust. The gang successfully rob the bank, but end up killing everyone there and dozens of cops before they are finally brought down.

- Waller sets up the Squad to kill the Joker and retrieve the Venom formula. She needs a black ops unit she can disavow all knowledge off because the Joker originally stole the Venom formula from the US Military. Waller thinks Harley's previous history with the Joker will give her an edge.

- The members of the Squad are introduced. We get a lot more Joker/Harley flashbacks. Apart from that, Harley, Katana, Killer Croc and Boomerang are basically unchanged, but Slipknot is revealed to be a serial rapist. Deadshot keeps his mask on at all times during the mission. He's also much more cynical and laconic. In other words, the Will Smith-ness is dialed way back. There is no mention of a happy family life. Indeed, it's hinted that a tragedy involving his daughter turned him into the cold blooded killer he is now. Enchantress should be cut from the movie because she's a lame character. The only real difference to Diablo is he doesn't suddenly decide the Squad are his new family.

- The first big set piece involves the Squad tracking down the Joker's Venom lab. They fight both the Joker and his goons. It's at this point that Slipknot panics, tries to escape and is killed by Waller. During the fight, Harley has the drop on Joker, but can't bring herself to kill him. He escapes with a large quantity of Venom.

- Waller's superiors cancel the program. The Squad will be returned to jail. Flag, who has developed a grudging respect for the Squad, allows them to have a few drinks in a bar. We get the complete scene from the trailer. While they are drinking, they see the Joker appear on the news: he announces he has kidnapped Waller and his holding her, along with many other hostages, at a Midway hospital. He invites Harley to join him. He also warns that all the members of his gang have taken the Venom, and that Harley needs to hurry because,

"My boys are getting hungry...and there are lots of juicy, little newborn babies lying around here..."


- We get the, "I can't wait to show you my toys/I'm just going to hurt you" scene. But this time it's the Joker torturing Waller.

- Harley and the rest of the Squad assault the hospital. The battle against the Venom goons is brutal. Flag and Deadshot are seriously injured. Boomerang is killed defending Katana, who was knocked out by one of the Venom goons. Croc and Diablo kill a lot of the Venom goons before sheer exhaustion render them ineffective. Eventually it comes down to Harley and Joker. He tries to sweet talk her into killing Waller, who has been brutally tortured. It looks as though Harley will do it, but at the last second she changes her mind and knives the Joker with the scalpel he had given her to slit Waller's throat.

- Film ends with the Joker in custody, the surviving members of the Squad recovering from their wounds, and Waller doing research on a new mission. We see the words, "Namba Parbat" on her computer...

- Mid credit scene with Batman and Waller.
All the scenes they deleted of the Joker were apparently because he was abusive to Harley.
 
I've never seen Hilary Clinton naked either. I still know she's a Three Bag Special: one bag to put over her head, one to put over your own head and a third to be violently sick into when you've finished.

Your loss. Suicide Squad was awesome.
 
Harley and The Joker were awesome in the few occasions we seen them together! Deadshot was good from beginning to end! Movie has pretty bad otherwise and the villains were painfully bad!!!! I would've watched it just for joker Harley scenes had I known it was gonna suck though so I can't complain
 
All the scenes they deleted of the Joker were apparently because he was abusive to Harley.
It was a pretty white washed version of their relationship. He actually seemed to love her and showed affection. That really isn't a dynamic of their relationship at all. I enjoyed it though.
 
It was a pretty white washed version of their relationship. He actually seemed to love her and showed affection. That really isn't a dynamic of their relationship at all. I enjoyed it though.
Apparently he was too abusive and they cut it to make the movie more funny, less dark, because, you know, Warner Brothers.....
 
Apparently he was too abusive and they cut it to make the movie more funny, less dark, because, you know, Warner Brothers.....
Let's just hope they give us the extended, unrated director's cut bluray
 
All the scenes they deleted of the Joker were apparently because he was abusive to Harley.

Like I said: go hard or go home. Anyone SJW or feminist who finds it offensive can go watch the new Ghostbusters.:rolleyes:
 
Fine, saving Waller was excusable, but it was only created as a misdirection for the viewers. And yeah the squad took it upon themselves, because nobody else was doing fuck all, whether it be the govt, argus, supes/batman, or anyone else. The world is literally ending and the SS are the only people on the fucking scene? Thats absurd.

This seems to be deliberate. The metahuman heavy hitters seem very reticent to get involved in affairs that could give them exposure.

Remember that the entirety of the Kryptonian invasion came and went, with widespread destruction in Metropolis and a World Engine terraforming the planet, and no metahuman but Superman getting involved.

Wonder Woman has been out of the game for most of the 20th century and only got involved with the fight against Doomsday because she happened to be in town.

Changing this state of affairs seems to be Batman's goal in forming the Justice League.

As for the government, I suspect they were ready to nuke Midway City as soon as they got the word Waller was out of the city.
 
DC's going to be setting a bad precedence with releasing a shitty theatrical version of their movies only to release potentially superior bluray/home media if SS has an 'Ultimate' edition like BvS.

Double charging people for the whole picture? Huh?
 
Like I said: go hard or go home. Anyone SJW or feminist who finds it offensive can go watch the new Ghostbusters.:rolleyes:
I agree, just as we agreed the other day that them toning down that one Vader scene is complete bullshit. Biggest badass in cinema history and you want to "tone him down", fuck off.
 
Like I said: go hard or go home. Anyone SJW or feminist who finds it offensive can go watch the new Ghostbusters.:rolleyes:

I don't think that was the problem. I think they did it because they thought the audience would have a hard time empathizing with Harley if she was so in love with such an abusive individual.

Of course it is realistic, but I've seen people loose all sympathy towards a battered woman when they realize the woman still loves the scumbag that beats her. Most people have trouble understanding that things are more complicated than "If he beats her, why doesn't she just leave him?"
 
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I agree, just as we agreed the other day that them toning down that one Vader scene is complete bullshit. Biggest badass in cinema history and you want to "tone him down", fuck off.
It's almost like people don't want villains to be villains anymore.
 
It was a pretty white washed version of their relationship. He actually seemed to love her and showed affection. That really isn't a dynamic of their relationship at all. I enjoyed it though.

I agreem.its more Harley loves Joker and he knows it and uses her. The joker really only cares about one person..Batman.
 
I agreem.its more Harley loves Joker and he knows it and uses her. The joker really only cares about one person..Batman.

This. It's been shown many times that the Joker cannot exist without Batman. When he gained omnipotence, he eventually became depressed and bored because his limitless power made his victories over Batman meaningless.
 
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