Studies show watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%

[Leonard Haid]

Studies show that the mentioning of a beaver on Sherdog makes 95% of Sherdoggers think of pussy.

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

Eating beaver also reduces stress by 69%

Damn... don't know how I missed that one this morning lol

 

[The Catch-Wrestler]

Letting a beaver manipulate your steering wheel decreases road rage by 10%

Spoiler

 

[eighterumg5]

I prefer to watch beavers "eat" something else

 

[ralphc1]

 

[Goon Dog]

Worse would be watching Cabbage eat beaver

 

[StonedLemur]

I like it's hands

If you ever seen one in the wild you'd step back like I did the first time.
Fuckers are bigger than you think they are lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

Worse would be watching Cabbage eat beaver

I don't think I'd watch that sir, just saying lol

 

[Hung Like a Hamster]

That beaver is pretty handy with the cabbage for not having opposable thumbs. At least I don’t think they do; I’m no beaver expert. I’m just a doofus watching a beaver enjoying an sald.

They don't but it similar how humans use their feet

 

[Fugazy]

If you ever seen one in the wild you'd step back like I did the first time.
Fuckers are bigger than you think they are lol.

I'm not gonna lie I love the wild outdoors but a even just a fat ass raccoon made me jump a few times.

When you see something that you aren't expecting it can get you!

 

[Hung Like a Hamster]

That beaver is pretty handy with the cabbage for not having opposable thumbs. At least I don’t think they do; I’m no beaver expert. I’m just a doofus watching a beaver enjoying an sald.

They don't but it similar how humans use their feet due to lack of arms or hands.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Letting a beaver manipulate your steering wheel decreases road rage by 10%

Spoiler

You sir are no groundhog expert.

 

[Batjester]

Worked for me.

 

[The Catch-Wrestler]

You sir are no groundhog expert.

lol I actually had them confused, what a moron I am

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Chews less loudly than Koreans

 

[Big Burly]

Maybe the most darling thing ever!