Strickland's secret revealed: Seagal Bless!

[Dirty Frank]

If he also happens to run like a girl he's basically the 2nd coming of Seagal.

Seagal runs like a seagull would if they could run

 

[dog y]

Sensei tapped that.
3S for the win.

 

[dog y]

SHERDOG CREATED THAT YOU FAT SONOFABITCH!

Actually I Brought it to sherdog. Many, many years ago.
Learned from SSS a long, long time ago in Japan.

 

[Cowboy Kurt Angle]

“I taunt Sean that punch, I said wait it out a little bit and then just hit him and knock him down”

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

I have a thyroid issues, its a fuckin rollercoaster and not in a fun way.

Labs are great dogs and they're usually the most laid back dogs on earth.
Its too bad your other dog is a psychopath lol.
It might be time to get rid of the wheaton unfortunately.

Glad you got the good one back on track though sir.

I love you so much.

 

[cheesus]

If only Seagal was still involved in MMA, could you just imagine Strickland goofing with him.

 

[ChangeIsComing]

He is so fat and who is he kidding with the fake hair? His ego has made him look ridiculous....

 

[StonedLemur]

I love you so much.

Why is that sir?

And I love you back brother

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

He is so fat and who is he kidding with the fake hair? His ego has made him look ridiculous....

 

[Paul E Gensinger]

Didn't he actually look like he knew what he was doing though?
Not that fake flipping around Akido, but good striking?

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Seagal, being the italian, tibetan, native american, jamaican, serbian, japanese, american russian mongol that he is, is the living proof that diversity is a strength. Seagal bless.

You're right, he's all of the above.



Aikido is the art of no punching and kicking but somehow he taught Anderson and Lyoto the front kick to the face.

 

[DrRodentia]

I love Seagal's overly confident fat guy with his hands clasped over his pregnant belly technique. Im surprised we don't see it more, or ever, in high level combat.

 

[DrRodentia]

LMAO. What the fuck is going on with his hands? Why are they all flabby like that?

He's not used to running in the "normal" way. He only runs when approaching danger. An entirely different style of running you or I would never understand. A much more deadly running technique.

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

You're right, he's all of the above.



Aikido is the art of no punching and kicking but somehow he taught Anderson and Lyoto the front kick to the face.

There is actual videos of him teaching the kick to Andy and machida. Then they both somehow win by front kicks soon after, it’s no coincidence.

 

[Deleted member 449757]

You're right, he's all of the above.



Aikido is the art of no punching and kicking but somehow he taught Anderson and Lyoto the front kick to the face.

Steven Seagal was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands. He needs no training to develop a devestating kicking technique.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Damn, Izzy never recovered from the Mark of Death.

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

Steven is the man.

The Russian asset, wife beating man

Seagal is weird, obese, old, a liar, and a traitor. = MAGA

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

I love Seagal's overly confident fat guy with his hands clasped over his pregnant belly technique. Im surprised we don't see it more, or ever, in high level combat.

His protege:

 

[JKS]

God dam Sensei! F##King legend.