Strickland's secret revealed: Seagal Bless!

[StonedLemur]

Well I’m less worried about the lethal combo and more worried about college lol. Trying to get those sports/academic scholarships is expensive. Lmao. If I had 1 kid I would just save all this money lol and pay for their college. I’m partially paying for the first one. She got a partial scholarship. I learned my lesson with that one. Unfortunately her sport of choice was expensive af lol. But having 5 kids I have to be creative. It’s a day filled with sports, chess, test prep, and so on. I’m hoping we get a doctor, plumber, vet, electrician, and an engineer out of all this so I can save money in the long run. <45>

5 fuckin kids?
Holy shit man, you have no hobbies? Lol


So what sport is your oldest into?

 

[Yep]

5 fuckin kids?
Holy shit man, you have no hobbies? Lol


So what sport is your oldest into?

She’s a collegiate gymnast

my hobby is driving

 

[StonedLemur]

She’s a collegiate gymnast

my hobby is driving

Should've driven yourself away from the bed a few times sir lol.

Just fuckin with ya, kinda


Yeah I never realized how expensive gymnastics was until a friend put his daughter in and all he did was have a heart attack about it all the time lol.

I've had my cat for 17 years now, and that's the only kid I ever want lol

 

[Yep]

Should've driven yourself away from the bed a few times sir lol.

Just fuckin with ya, kinda


Yeah I never realized how expensive gymnastics was until a friend put his daughter in and all he did was have a heart attack about it all the time lol.

I've had my cat for 17 years now, and that's the only kid I ever want lol

Smart. They’re even cheaper than dogs. I have two of those as well. They’re great until a vet visit and then I drive home wondering why I have dogs. And a lifetime of gymnastics would’ve paid for two kids in college. Man oh man I wish bjj would’ve been the gateway to paying for college. She was an absolute beast at bjj. And then I had to yank her about 12 because gymnastics was 20hrs/wk and a crazy investment and I wasn’t getting her hurt at bjj.

 

[Vil7]

SHERDOG CREATED THAT YOU FAT SONOFABITCH!

 

[StonedLemur]

Smart. They’re even cheaper than dogs. I have two of those as well. They’re great until a vet visit and then I drive home wondering why I have dogs. And a lifetime of gymnastics would’ve paid for two kids in college. Man oh man I wish bjj would’ve been the gateway to paying for college. She was an absolute beast at bjj. And then I had to yank her about 12 because gymnastics was 20hrs/wk and a crazy investment and I wasn’t getting her hurt at bjj.

Fuck every veterinarian out there, bunch of fuckin crooks I swear.

It sucks that you had to make that choice though, but it seems like it helped you figure the rest of them out so I guess it was the smart move.
You seem like a good father, and I don't say that very often.

What kind of dogs do you have?
Pics?

 

[Prologue]

"SHERDOG CREATED THAT YOU FAT SONOFABITCH!"

- Kenny Florian

*corrected*

 

[Neck&Neck]

You asshole you caught me off guard with that one ...touché pussycat lol.

Till we meet again…

 

[Yep]

Fuck every veterinarian out there, bunch of fuckin crooks I swear.

It sucks that you had to make that choice though, but it seems like it helped you figure the rest of them out so I guess it was the smart move.
You seem like a good father, and I don't say that very often.

What kind of dogs do you have?
Pics?

Black lab mix and a wheaten. The wheaten is going to be the death of me. She keeps attacking my lab without provocation. And my lab is so good she just sits there trying to hold her down. All while she’s getting bit to shit. But yes it’s crazy what vets charge. My lab has a thyroid issue. I e been to 3 vet office over it. The first just yelled at me that I over feed her and don’t exercise her enough. The second just said labs put on weight and to cut her food back. She basically starved and still got fatter. The 3rd actually listened to me and tested her thyroid and holy shit it was a whole new dog. Her legs grew out to match her body. She had these weird stick legs. She got hair on her belly that was always bare. It was night and day but boy that blood work and the price they tried to charge me on pills, yikes. Fortunately I’m married to a pharmacist who knows the prices of drugs and we went elsewhere for the meds. Still screw me on the blood test but the difference it makes I swallow my frustration.

 

[JKS]

Legend!!

 

[StonedLemur]

Black lab mix and a wheaten. The wheaten is going to be the death of me. She keeps attacking my lab without provocation. And my lab is so good she just sits there trying to hold her down. All while she’s getting bit to shit. But yes it’s crazy what vets charge. My lab has a thyroid issue. I e been to 3 vet office over it. The first just yelled at me that I over feed her and don’t exercise her enough. The second just said labs put on weight and to cut her food back. She basically starved and still got fatter. The 3rd actually listened to me and tested her thyroid and holy shit it was a whole new dog. Her legs grew out to match her body. She had these weird stick legs. She got hair on her belly that was always bare. It was night and day but boy that blood work and the price they tried to charge me on pills, yikes. Fortunately I’m married to a pharmacist who knows the prices of drugs and we went elsewhere for the meds. Still screw me on the blood test but the difference it makes I swallow my frustration.

I have a thyroid issues, its a fuckin rollercoaster and not in a fun way.

Labs are great dogs and they're usually the most laid back dogs on earth.
Its too bad your other dog is a psychopath lol.
It might be time to get rid of the wheaton unfortunately.

Glad you got the good one back on track though sir.

 

[StonedLemur]

Till we meet again…

 

[Yep]

I have a thyroid issues, its a fuckin rollercoaster and not in a fun way.

Labs are great dogs and they're usually the most laid back dogs on earth.
Its too bad your other dog is a psychopath lol.
It might be time to get rid of the wheaton unfortunately.

Glad you got the good one back on track though sir.

Can’t do it. Funny this all started with trauma. My childhood trauma and how fast people were to give up on me makes it hard for me to give up on people. And apparently people includes dogs. Lmao but if she does serious damage then a change will have to be made. Luckily she’s 22lbs vs a 70lb dog

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

As it turns out, our childhood idols were BAMF’s and not phony’s

 

[StonedLemur]

Can’t do it. Funny this all started with trauma. My childhood trauma and how fast people were to give up on me makes it hard for me to give up on people. And apparently people includes dogs. Lmao but if she does serious damage then a change will have to be made. Luckily she’s 22lbs vs a 70lb dog

Oh I get what you mean, but my trauma has made me quick to get rid of poisonous people.
I get what you mean though, so no hate here sir.

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

Man, Tito would have beaten Randy if Seagal had coached him.

I mean, come on.

There was one movie he was fighting guys with swords. All they showed was his hands grabbing the guy's forearms.... like OK, nevermind where the sword is, I guess his arms are 6 feet long.

 

[prikoke]

The closest thing to Steven Seagal's true disciple was probably Joe Son.

 

[trenton123]

Steven is the man.

 

[trenton123]

There was one movie he was fighting guys with swords. All they showed was his hands grabbing the guy's forearms.... like OK, nevermind where the sword is, I guess his arms are 6 feet long.

lol I think he had a couple shitty movies in a row where all the action was from a first person view.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Seagal, being the italian, tibetan, native american, jamaican, serbian, japanese, american russian mongol that he is, is the living proof that diversity is a strength. Seagal bless.

Seagal taught Strickland well.