Strickland's secret revealed: Seagal Bless!

[burningspear]

 

[goOb]

Segal could become the UFC Heavyweight Champ next week. I say they give him Tuivasa first. Segal vs Tuivasa, make it happen Dana. The only human being I know that looks like he is wearing a mask of himself, like a damn skin suit or something.

 

[mahavishnunj]

You'd think Seagal would be a hero here since he has such an amazing hairline.

 

[mahavishnunj]

Segal could become the UFC Heavyweight Champ next week. I say they give him Tuivasa first. Segal vs Tuivasa, make it happen Dana. The only human being I know that looks like he is wearing a mask of himself, like a damn skin suit or something.

You think he could cut weight enough to make HW?

 

[Yep]

I wonder if the triangle slide works in taekwondo. Man taekwondo looks dumb as shit. Even at the highest level it still looks stupid.

 

[StonedLemur]

I knew he was for real when I watched his movies as a kid.

Damn it I knew!

When he awoke from that coma after 7 years and destroyed everyone that hurt him and his family, I felt that. (Hard to kill)

Screw face is comin for ya lol

 

[StonedLemur]

He’s right you know
Bouncing is for babies

Wonderboy has entered the chat...

 

[goOb]

You think he could cut weight enough to make HW?

No. But I would pay to see him doing it.

 

[StonedLemur]

I wonder if the triangle slide works in taekwondo. Man taekwondo looks dumb as shit. Even at the highest level it still looks stupid.

What's really stupid is they keep their hands by their side lol.
To be honest though, for dexterity in your legs, probably nothing better.

As far as fighting goes Muay Thai is superior by a mile and a half.

 

[Slapjit]

Mr. Seagal his astrology sign make him great leader!

Like their fellow fire signs, Leo and Sagittarius, Aries is a passionate, motivated, and confident leader who builds community with their cheerful disposition and relentless determination. Uncomplicated and direct in their approach, they often get frustrated by exhaustive details and unnecessary nuances. They like things quick and dirty, a temperament also reflected in their sexual proclivities.

Sean Tarzan's style is simple yet effective, just like Mr. Seagal's mind and temperament. #veryperfect match bless by Just Bang God himself!

This is also why Mr. Strickland did not like Izzy play with doggy pee pee because it is complicated according to the esteemed actor's life philosophy


#confidentleader #relentless #endsexualdeviancy

 

[Bret 'The Hitman' Hart]

 

[storeybuckle]

He moves a lot like Seagal, and clearly has taken a lot of his style. Shows again how Seagal is many years ahead of the game, his style made Izzy's style look easy.

Seagal is the greatest fighter that has never been in a fight!

 

[Neck&Neck]

Wonderboy has entered the chat...

Thats why he’s Wonderboy and not Wonderman

 

[Lee_]

Seagal is fortunately not his cardio coach...

 

[Yep]

for dexterity in your legs, probably nothing better.

It’s funny you say that. I originally signed my kids up for taekwondo so my kids could work fast twitch legs without being bored. Then I watch them spar and I want to stab my eyeballs. Even my wife who has no appreciation for violence was wtfing me and wondering why I’m taking time away from bjj for it. She seriously does not understand lol. But they instantly picked up changing left right stances. It’s pretty crazy how ez it is for them. And it could be just kids being sponges and I have pretty athletic children to begin with but man it’s effortlesss for them.

 

[StonedLemur]

Thats why he’s Wonderboy and not Wonderman

You asshole you caught me off guard with that one ...touché pussycat lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

It’s funny you say that. I originally signed my kids up for taekwondo so my kids could work fast twitch legs without being bored. Then I watch them spar and I want to stab my eyeballs. Even my wife who has no appreciation for violence was wtfing me and wondering why I’m taking time away from bjj for it. She seriously does not understand lol. But they instantly picked up changing left right stances. It’s pretty crazy how ez it is for them. And it could be just kids being sponges and I have pretty athletic children to begin with but man it’s effortlesss for them.

Exactly...now in 3-4 years take them out of there and get them into Muay Thai....lethal combo.

 

[ThePatriot]

You dont get to the top without adapting sensei seagals teachings or style

 

[Yep]

Exactly...now in 3-4 years take them kut of there and vet them into Muay Thai....lethal combo.

Well I’m less worried about the lethal combo and more worried about college lol. Trying to get those sports/academic scholarships is expensive. Lmao. If I had 1 kid I would just save all this money lol and pay for their college. I’m partially paying for the first one. She got a partial scholarship. I learned my lesson with that one. Unfortunately her sport of choice was expensive af lol. But having 5 kids I have to be creative. It’s a day filled with sports, chess, test prep, and so on. I’m hoping we get a doctor, plumber, vet, electrician, and an engineer out of all this so I can save money in the long run. <45>

 

[StonedLemur]

That ass looks great from behind, but when they give the side angle its as flat as a sharpening stone lol.