Jaunty Update
So, I got to the Emirates First Class lounge a few hours ago. So far, very happy.
Like the business class lounge, it's extremely spacious, probably about the size of a football field, but divided into many rooms and areas. Some nice water features at the entrance:
I quickly cut through all the extra stuff and went straight to the main dining area. It's set out like a very fancy restaurant, and everything is waiter service (although there is also plenty of buffet food you can help yourself to). I had some sushi and some very nice smoked salmon and cream cheese on brown baguette slices, and some french white wine. Then I got properly hungry, so I ordered off the menu- a beef consome, foie gras and then a steak with hollandaise sauce. Haven't had foie gras for a long, long time, and that was great, but the consome was probably the high spot. Delicious. All being free makes it even better, of course. Grabbed a pic of the sushi, so you can see what I mean:
Pretty fancy. Although as a long-term fan of Top Chef, I do think that serving food on a spoon is pretty stupid. (I guess I'll have to make an exception.)
After lunch and about three glasses of wine (do I need to remind you this is free?), I went for a shower. Nice, large tiled cubicles, they give you a clean and reasonably new towel and also a bath mat. There were shaving kits and tooth cleaning kits. I decided not to shave, although I need it, but did go for the teeth. Having got up at 5, sat on a plane for 2.5 hours, had two meals and some alcohol I had start feeling pretty skeezy, but now I feel like a million dollars.
I've relocated to a lounge area, and am sitting on a very nice comfy leather armchair. Having a glass of water right now, but will get back on the wine soon. Along with some bar snacks. Some people say alcohol isn't compatible with serious physical training, but I say that serious physical training isn't compatible with alcohol either. So clearly the two need to get along, respect each other and understand that both are a big part of my life, and stop trying to compete with each other for my affections or otherwise undermine each other. Serious training needs to recognize that when it comes to free, very high quality alcohol, it is a little overmatched and probably wants to shut its mouth, too. Wait until I am back in Afghanistan, when it is competing with shitty, very expensive alcohol. Then it can run its mouth as much as it wants.