Story behind Brock's Ugly Sword Tattoo

[Mortadela]

I thought the story will end with him being blackout drunk and not remembering getting that tattoo, which would be some kind of excuse, but it is in fact quite opposite.

 

[x__stylez__x]

Who is Brock Lesnar?

 

[Rhood]

Quit making fun of Bark Lester and his ugly dick tattoo, guys.

 

[Fraz]

Who was? Just alcohol buddeh. I've never tried hard drugs. Also 8 years clean... so suck my dick.


Tolerance is in the mind, not the body. I am susceptible to addiction, thus my gambling, and yes I drank with a suicidal edge. Why? I guess that's a long story. Go walk into an AA room (I've never been that wasnt against my will) and ask them "Why?" "Why do you drink?" "Stop it, it's unhealthy" then leave the room.

The itch in your brain is scratched after a couple beers. The itch in my brain can never be scratched. That's the difference between a normal person and a true alcoholic. The movie Beerfest I would have won gold in every competition I thought I was born to do what they were doing. No DUI's, I could drink over 100 drinks and walk in a straight line and remember everything. Real drunks don't get drunk. They don't get DUI's either.


It was 4am. And I'm rich and could beat your ass up and down the street and I pull hot women with zero effort everywhere I go, why don't you stfu.

 

[L.T.]

Bro... Dave Chappelle is/ was a drug addict who suffers from serious depression. Is normal.

People here are so stupid..

Cmon Nic. You left Las Vegas stop acting like you don't know what I'm talking about.

Larry David is mentally ill as well. FYI.

 

[Fraz]

Bro... Dave Chappelle is/ was a drug addict who suffers from serious depression. Is normal.

People here are so stupid..

Cmon Nic. You left Las Vegas stop acting like you don't know what I'm talking about.

Larry David is mentally ill as well. FYI.

Imao

 

[L.T.]

Imao

What's funny Nic? Everything i said is factual. Google is your friend. I know every line in every episode of Curb I dont need to Google it. And Chapelle is the f'ing man. I don't need to Google him either or his mental collapse costing him and all his friends staff and writers Millions what was it? 30 or 300 million for season 3 of Chapelle's show, had a mental collapse and moved to Africa in complete silence for 2-3 years and was never the same after that.

Why are people so stupid around here..?

 

[Darbo]

https://ringthedamnbell.wordpress.com/2019/09/02/wrestling-with-sin-243/

"Brock Lesnar was once known as ‘The Next Big Thing,’ but the next thing Lesnar always wanted to do while on the road full time with the WWE was drink and take pills. Lesnar admitted that life on the road was very difficult for him. He usually wanted to be alone and used pills and booze to keep him company. Brock said it wasn’t uncommon for him to drink at least a bottle of vodka and swallow a handful of Vicodin a day.

It had become all he would think about before and after his matches. Lesnar would often black out and not remember what he did that night. Realizing he had a problem, Lesnar decided to walk away from WWE and try his hand at something else. He got the tattoo of the sword on his chest, as a way to remind him of his dark days constantly on the road with WWE. Lesnar said “I felt like life was holding a sword right up against my throat, so I went under the ink gun because I never wanted to forget exactly how I felt at that time.”"

Well god damn. I never knew that.

Thought it would be interesting.

He should be thankful he didn't feel as though life was fucking him in the arse...

 

[John makfresshi]

Who was? Just alcohol buddeh. I've never tried hard drugs. Also 8 years clean... so suck my dick

Dude, I'm saying I'm an ex addict as well. And that sounds like a miserable life. I have extended clean time too and I was telling you I'm a an ex heroin addict and that alchohol addiction just sounds like a miserable life. Pick your battles or fix your reading comprehension cunt

 

[John makfresshi]

Who was? Just alcohol buddeh. I've never tried hard drugs. Also 8 years clean... so suck my dick.


Tolerance is in the mind, not the body. I am susceptible to addiction, thus my gambling, and yes I drank with a suicidal edge. Why? I guess that's a long story. Go walk into an AA room (I've never been that wasnt against my will) and ask them "Why?" "Why do you drink?" "Stop it, it's unhealthy" then leave the room.

The itch in your brain is scratched after a couple beers. The itch in my brain can never be scratched. That's the difference between a normal person and a true alcoholic. The movie Beerfest I would have won gold in every competition I thought I was born to do what they were doing. No DUI's, I could drink over 100 drinks and walk in a straight line and remember everything. Real drunks don't get drunk. They don't get DUI's either.


It was 4am. And I'm rich and could beat your ass up and down the street and I pull hot women with zero effort everywhere I go, why don't you stfu.

I just finished reading this post. You sound like a broke bitch and I am positive you cant fight and dont get pussy. I train at strongstyle. Swing by if you wanna test your medal "badass". Lol, you sound like a huge fucking pussy. I'd fuck your mom in front of you and you couldnt do a fucking thing

 

[seanb1979]

'But make sure that sword looks like a big fat dick.'

'You're drunk Brock, are you sure?'

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

So he got drunk and got an ugly tattoo. Is normal.

 

[L.T.]

I just finished reading this post. You sound like a broke bitch and I am positive you cant fight and dont get pussy. I train at strongstyle. Swing by if you wanna test your medal "badass". Lol, you sound like a huge fucking pussy. I'd fuck your mom in front of you and you couldnt do a fucking thing

I'd meet you any time anywhere. You're in fucking Cleveland. You want to see where I live Bitch? You would not even look me in the eyes if I did not want you to. Facts. Send a picture of yourself tuf guy. Let's see those gains. Does strongstyle appreciate you flexing their gym on the internet as a little sherdog barking like a bitch embarrassing their gym. If I was a coach there I'd slap your ass.

I would choke you or knock your teeth out then flush them down the toilet within 30 seconds. Or worse. You even been in a street fight you lil squirt?

I'm waiting for you bitch.. @John makfresshi

Let's compare your home to mine or your girl to any of the girls I've fucked this week alone and can prove. Some broke ass bum from Cleveland insulting my sick mother and won't even back his shit up. Pathetic.

Want to compare bankrolls?

I have you beat in every facet of life and if you mention my mom again you will disappear shortly.

I'm watching Nadal doing work I have all day and night for your response you broke little pussy. Damn you're pathetic. All that bark and not even one AV bet. You are the most pathetic poster here. At least clapback but we both know that will lead you in a direction you'd rather not go you have nothing you own nothing and you're all bark no bite. And it's fucking sad.

 

[John makfresshi]

I'd meet you any time anywhere. You're in fucking Cleveland. You want to see where I live Bitch? You would not even look me in the eyes if I did not want you to. Facts. Send a picture of yourself tuf guy. Let's see those gains. Does strongstyle appreciate you flexing their gym on the internet as a little sherdog barking like a bitch embarrassing their gym. If I was a coach there I'd slap your ass.

I would choke you or knock your teeth out then flush them down the toilet within 30 seconds. Or worse. You even been in a street fight you lil squirt?

I'm waiting for you bitch.. @John makfresshi

Let's compare your home to mine or your girl to any of the girls I've fucked this week alone and can prove. Some broke ass bum from Cleveland insulting my sick mother and won't even back his shit up. Pathetic.

Want to compare bankrolls?

I have you beat in every facet of life and if you mention my mom again you will disappear shortly.

I'm watching Nadal doing work I have all day and night for your response you broke little pussy. Damn you're pathetic. All that bark and not even one AV bet. You are the most pathetic poster here. At least clapback but we both know that will lead you in a direction you'd rather not go you have nothing you own nothing and you're all bark no bite. And it's fucking sad.

Strongstyle would love for you to show up and see if you are as bad as you hope you are. They dont mind me celebrating the place where I learned to put my anger and skills into something productive instead of wasting wannabes like you at the flats every weekend. And I'd still fuck your mother, cause I can usually get any bitch I want, including her

There's my av bet from this morning bitch. Idk what that proves but there it is

 

[Oooxente]

https://ringthedamnbell.wordpress.com/2019/09/02/wrestling-with-sin-243/

"Brock Lesnar was once known as ‘The Next Big Thing,’ but the next thing Lesnar always wanted to do while on the road full time with the WWE was drink and take pills. Lesnar admitted that life on the road was very difficult for him. He usually wanted to be alone and used pills and booze to keep him company. Brock said it wasn’t uncommon for him to drink at least a bottle of vodka and swallow a handful of Vicodin a day.

It had become all he would think about before and after his matches. Lesnar would often black out and not remember what he did that night. Realizing he had a problem, Lesnar decided to walk away from WWE and try his hand at something else. He got the tattoo of the sword on his chest, as a way to remind him of his dark days constantly on the road with WWE. Lesnar said “I felt like life was holding a sword right up against my throat, so I went under the ink gun because I never wanted to forget exactly how I felt at that time.”"

Well god damn. I never knew that.

Thought it would be interesting.

Pretty cool meaning.
Still looks stupid though.

 

[L.T.]

Strongstyle would love for you to show up and see if you are as bad as you hope you are. They dont mind me celebrating the place where I learned to put my anger and skills into something productive instead of wasting wannabes like you at the flats every weekend. And I'd still fuck your mother, cause I can usually get any bitch I want, including herView attachment 639329

There's my av bet from this morning bitch. Idk what that proves but there it is

Show me where you live you broke motherfucker. You AV bet you fucked Poirier this morning wtf is that? Your trying to prove a point by screenshotting sherdog itself lmao. Go take a shower you're probably tired after that shift at Dairy Queen. Let's see your place. I'll show you mine. Let's see your girl. Let's see your current bankroll with a date. I've been waiting. Bro I'd hurt you and it wouldn't be close. I'd fight you and your best friend and still beat your asses. Height/ weight/ belt? You're in the shower getting rid of the smell of French fries aren't you? Be honest, I respect it, never fast food but ive been there. But if you think you have shit on me in any facet of life, let's AV bet and let's have you prove it. You weren't scared to AV bet this morning (for God knows what..?) Why are you scared to AV bet now?

Another 8 hours of silence this blue collar hardworking Clevelander is pulling a double-shift or hiding under the covers. How fun.. c'mon man let's put on a show.

You know what's weird. You were my first follower a very long time ago. I follow almost nobody but stayed loyal to your follow like all my early followers. What a shame John..

 

[Fraz]

What's funny Nic? Everything i said is factual. Google is your friend. I know every line in every episode of Curb I dont need to Google it. And Chapelle is the f'ing man. I don't need to Google him either or his mental collapse costing him and all his friends staff and writers Millions what was it? 30 or 300 million for season 3 of Chapelle's show, had a mental collapse and moved to Africa in complete silence for 2-3 years and was never the same after that.

Why are people so stupid around here..?

Ok, do you think you could beat Andre the giant in a drinking competition whilst reciting every line from Curb?

 

[L.T.]

Ok, do you think you could beat Andre the giant in a drinking competition whilst reciting every line from Curb?

If watching the episode yes, he was busy wrestling and acting while I was busy upping that tolerance. If it was the office I could be passed out cold and still know every line from every episode seasons 1-6. Especially the British version.

Could I out drink andre the giant.. that's a hard one. He's a genetic freak but his liver may be large but is it as functional as mine? Idk. Anyone else in human history yes I could 8 years ago. Including my AV. He would be a very serious challenge as well.

 

[Steel Gloves]

Anyone remember that hilarious comic about the Brock and Randy fight? I believe it was made by a member of Sherdog.

Edit: Never mind, it was a different mma forum. Apparently, I'm not allowed to post a link.

 

[H.H. Howard]

I thought it had something to do with Mr Perfect KOing Brock stiff on that plane ride!?